- 4v5
So golds only a win away and
This seems like an easy game
Our mid just said his pizza came
And now he's standing AFK
Is he ever commin' back?
NO
Does that mean were givin up?
- Ana Said
When Ana said that it was okay
Ana said she had us in her sights
And started shooting at us from behind
And it was okay
Ana told us to be good kids
She said that once the nano boosting has begun
Don’t be wasteful and just kill everyone
- Aurelion Sol
Once I was 7-0
Till the dragon ganked me
He was phasing through terrain while he was roaming
Once I was 7-0
Creates a newborn star, and then he makes it bigger
And when he is coming after me he’s always moving quicker
By eleven minutes it’s his fifth time down the river
- Banana
[Chorus]
Soraka ooh na na (ay)
Half of my health from a banana ooh na na (ay)
Trinity Force and Muramana na na na
I need some peel from those bananas
Like little yellow daggers (uh-huh)
Soraka ooh na na
- Best lane ever
Started with a cloth and pots
Speed me up and I'll transfusion
Vlad and lulu owning bot
Getting fed off their confusion
I bought Revolver, boots and a bead
Even if I'm low I'll never leave!
- Blucian
Oh no…
Our AD just bought a tear with his gold
Said, “I need some mana for the trades bro”
Makes me wonder what’s next in his build though, Oh no…
My build is a masterpiece
My build is a masterpiece
HA!
- Blukong
My place is at the top and I don't plan on leaving no
'cause I will never be defeated
I'm feeling so invincible
And my build is unpredictable
You don't know what I'm trying
There's no denying
You're getting styled on
- Bot Lane
Uh, First verse, Uh, My flow's got an OP design an
My life's flier than a Baron Corki on auto pilot
Before you get this work, I kill y'all with tauntin
I kill ya, My bruiser support's damage hurts worse
You've been warned, Now let the bodies all hit the floor
Snag me a carry and treat him like $20 whores
Leave him with his Blitzcrank screamin out "Lord abort"
And hang him by his circuits on the horn of an Alistar
- Bronze V
Everybody queue up!
Don't belong here
I don't plan to stay
If you start to feed
Then I'll AFK
GG our 7th death
GG we're too behind
- Carrying
I'm pushing the very first wave
With my support by my side
Just hit level 2, engage
and we'll catch you by surprise
You stand still like a photograph
While my kiting never ends
Fight me and I'll force your flash
- Curtain's Call
Sped up when critical strikes land
He’s on the chase
Can’t see his face
As he kills you with grace
In a “Deadly Flourish”
The maps his stage, he’ll captivate
you with his “Dancing Grenades”
- doom bots
Oh no! They got ziggy ziggs, I can't beat these Doom Bots yo
Been playing all day and I haven't won
I really wanna
But I'm doomed
Where did this Garen even come from
And this Morgana, so many Q’s
- Dunkmaster Darius
New skin is out
I had my doubts
That it would never see the light
Ripped from the ground
His hoop swings around
And he's scoring every time
He’s running up and pulling you in
- Duo Rules
[verse1]
Did you know it’s almost time? rank in 2018
(it’s time to climb, it’s time to climb)
Tired of these weird/bad supports when I’m playing AD
(making me die, making me die)
Enough, It’s time to play somebody else, somebody else
but it’s tough to carry the other lanes by myself, by myself
- Elo Hell
I log in every evening
To obtain a higher rank
I don't belong in this stupid place
But soon I will be leaving
I tell my mom I'll be up late
Staying up all night at this rate
- Evelynn
[Verse1]
Don’t push up and play with caution
is she top or is she bottom?
After 6 we got a problem
Control wards, our only option
[Pre-Chorus]
Can’t resist her charm and I’m fallin'
- Excuses ft. LUNITY
Lyrics:
I play on a toaster
My ping is so bad
I will make up excuses whenever I can
I'm making the wrong plays
I'm getting so mad
And they think i'm feeding, yeah, you think I'm feeding
- Filthy Casuals
No, I’m not trying to be polite
When I say you're playing like
Filthy Casuals
Stick to the Meta and you’ll be fine
Otherwise you’re just wasting time
you’re a casual
I wanna win
- Game Over
Do you have what it takes to
Defeat the final boss?
But first you must get through his henchmen and watch out for the claw
Assemble heroes that you
Trust for the quest your on
Join forces to protect the world from the destruction he’ll cause
The battle begins
- Get
Like the legend of the first pick
They're instaloking Nami
She better keep us living
My team won't be forgiving
I'll adc if you just carry me
Your wards will be key
To pick off Master Yi
- Get LP
Like the legend of the first pick
They're instaloking Nami
She better keep us living
My team won't be forgiving
I'll adc if you just carry me
Your wards will be key
To pick off Master Yi
- Guardian Omnic
[Verse 1]
A girl eleven years old
An attack she witnessed
Defense robots opposed
Defeated by Doomfist
But after one was sold
- I Want Skins Not Masteries
Oh, as I’m patching
I start reading the notes to find out what’s in store
‘Cause the pre season is here
And I can’t help but to see AP items got nerfed
But they buffed AD Carries
So I’ll play AD Carry just like both my solo laners
As well as jungle Graves
- Ivern
He'll place a grove down on the floor
To ask the jungle creatures for support
There's so much swagger in his stride
A new tree is here, so move over, Maokai
If there's trouble and you need some cover
Ivern's always got a perfect place to hide
As he waits for his mossy lover
- Kill And Run
Lyrics:
Causing fright, in the streets at night
Vi and Cait be ready 'cause she is gonna kill and run!
I'm switching from my launcher to my mini gun
I get attack speed, gonna kite it up
Never miss a last hit, Zap you from across the lane
- Left click to win
Can the enemies hold their point again?
We took the first one in under a minute
I could taste those sweet competitive points as we all ran down
but then we walked in to the devil’s den
That...
awful sound is all I hear
my health can’t help but disappear
- Low Elo
I'm
in a rank that's lower than I know I should be
and all the teams I get make sure I can't escape
Now all I do is queue up just to lose that LP
My own minions don't want to cooperate
I, I've been trying to make that climb
but this champ's broken, that champ's broken
- Mid Every Time
No doubt that middle’s my main
‘Cause hands down it’s the best lane
Put my opponents to shame
I’m the king this is my domain
Take the bait
Get outplayed
Use my burst taking your blood first
- Moira
[Verse 1]
Can't keep my hands to myself
If you're in my grasp I could give or take your health
when my team is down and ever in need
Throwing out an orb so get healed
[Chorus]
OOoo Throwing out my biotics now
- Moves Like Faker
I think I should start
to play like
a league superstar
in the limelight
I’ll win every game
but first I must train
and eat broccoli
- Moving Forward
I remember I was playing my first game
Forgot my items then I'm walking to the wrong lane
I didn't know what I was doin'
1v1ing towers in all my confusion
I was bad
But wasn't everybody?
That was then
- Must Be Smurfing
Lyrics:
Now i’m convinced he must be smurfing
Carrying without a death
Why can’t you see he must be smurfing
So it’s not my fault that he’s fed
He can dive fountains
- Out of Sight
LYRICS:
Your Teemo's feeding
I'm clearing every single shroom
It's so fullfiling
You barely got your Nashor's Tooth
Your buff got transferred
Kha'Zix is never running OOM
- Out of Sight Feat. PlayerPOV
Your Teemo's feeding
I'm clearing every single shroom
It's so fullfiling
You barely got your Nashor's Tooth
Your buff got transferred
Kha'Zix is never running OOM
We're getting closer
- Outplay ft. Lunity
Waiting for a time that I can shine
Make the plays when we are far behind
Worthy of a montage or highlight
I got the moves, so I won't lose
Might be getting owned but wait until I show up
I can carry everyone
I don't need a Zhonya's when I'm in the zone yeah
- Pantheon
Prepare to be truly impressed
By this champion because
He's got a skirt and armored pecks
And a spear you cannot dodge
Blocking attacks with shield in hand
And critting left and right
He's pantheon, so understand
- Parody
Should go to work but I'll play instead
I gotta get gold 2
Our first team fight was in champ select
What'd I get into
He just left the base with nothing in hand
And this guy lost connection
It's always the same, I'll do what I can
- Playing Teemo Again
Ya, It feels wrong
That its been long
Since i have chosen you
You were my bro
But i let you go
'Cause everybody hates you
Should I even care about
- Poppy
She looks nice
I’d swipe right
Old splash was horrible
Haunted me at night
I’m surprised how long this shield lasts
She’ll be your carry
So get on her back
- Racecar Veigar
So many final bosses tonight
That met their termination
But this one moves at the speed of light
That’s no exaggeration
I really thought I'd seen it all
Who upgrades into alacrity?
He built a Wisp just to top it off
- Server's down
I was six kills up
I can carry my entire team
Just try to stop my killing spree
Wait, why am I stuck?
I keep trying to click on the ground
I think the server might be down
The server's down
- Snowdown Skins
Browsing through the store
When the game is free to play
Buying a skin to show
They can win there lane HA HA HA
Snowflake boomarang
The poison trail is white
What fun it is to have a poro
Floating by your side
- Sombra
You've had a year of getting her clues ah
The reveal's been long overdue ah
Epic debut, skrillex hair do ah
This offensive party grew ah
She's gonna hide and seek you ah
using her hacks to delete you yah
She views walls like they're see through ah
red 'no signs' RIP UI
- Stand Back and Auto Attack
[Verse 1]
I always follow where he goes
Can't look away or he might throw it
I kept the lane under control
He's only fed off me supporting him
[Pre-Chorus]
The things he does will always leave me guessing
- Star Guardians ft MimiLegend
[Verse 1]
A star in the sky, burning bright
Shines it's light on 5 new heroes
Whenever the world starts to get a bit darker
They're ready to glow
[pre-chorus]
And every fight's getting harder, as they...
- Surrender At 20
I can’t pick up the slack
Can we just give up please?
Cuz there’s no coming back
So let’s surrender at 20!
My team is more like enemies
We’re so screwed
Surrender at 20
- Swain
[Chorus]
Swain, stealing buffs
Swain, I’ve had enough
Swain, this game is rough
He’ll be flying down lane and killing us all
[Verse1]
What has this champ become
- Taliyah
People say she needs a buff
Til they see Taliyah
Make the plays
They don’t think she’s good enough
Til they see Taliyah
Make the plays
When I pick Taliyah
- The Tentacles
The new champ is a girl, but she looks like a man
Her spells have so much text that I didn’t understand
Woah, and have you seen her lore
She’ll never be alone while she’s fighting in lane
She’s got Nagakaboris, that’s a hell of a name
Hey hey, and If you see it run away
- The Twin Sisters
One shines light with a bright glow
the other, a shadow
they’ll both be saying I’mma win the fight
Spread their wings as theyfly low
Their damage is high though
they’ll both be saying I’mma win the fight
[Verse 1]
- Trust In Me
When spirits are low
I’ll turn your doubts into hope
Just put your trust in me
And follow me to victory
It’s never too late
We could still turn this our way
Just put your trust in me
- Use Your CC
Been losing lately, what’s that about?
Please tell me something something to help me out
Alright I got you, you’re comps are weak
A team of nothing but stunning is all you need
First I’m gonna get Orianna
Then you’re gonna pick up Kalista
And you're linking with Malphite in lane (That's crazy)
- We Got A New Map
I’m logging on yea, waited for so long
I wonder what’s in store for me
It's time to start, Hey! I don’t know where we are…
Now we have some bonus movement speed
It’s time to roam, In our new home
I didn't even really want to play
I’m admiring the scenery
- What Does Teemo Say
Nasus goes woof
Rengar goes meow
Valor goes tweet
And Twitch goes squeek
Alistar moos
Tibbers goes roar
And the Hecarim goes neigh
- when we duo queue
Every night, I invite
You to play I’ll be your crutch
We'll secure, the invade
Then ill level 2 gank for first blood
And I’ll let you have the 2nd buff (blue buff)
Giving pings, keep aware
So you don’t get ganked and die
- Wiggle
What you gonna do when his Crowstorm's up?
Fiddle Fiddle Fiddle
Gonna drain gonna drain look no hands
Throwing all these birds just because he can
Runaway, terrified you got no chance
Popping out the bush make you sh*t your pants
- Xayah and Rakan
Keeping her from harm
with my captivating charm
Dashing in swiftly
with a grand entrance CC
Let's show 'em how we fight
Take the left, I'll take the right
Watching your daggers spread
- Yordle
Lyrics:
1 meter tall
You can't get enough of me
I'm cute and small
Your girlfriend wants me on a leash
But I
I'm basically a war machine
I'm on a spree