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Manchester's Creepy UncleHis friends call him the exorcist
Because he always rids the house of spirits
He hangs outside gay bars dressed up in drag
Hoping some lesbo will give him a drunken shag
He loves celebrities and when she's nearby
He stalks Jenny Ellison who starred in 'Brookside'
The Friend ZoneI don't know too much about women
Just that they're them things with vaginas in 'em
Love between the sexes is all around
And it usually ends in failure
Because we're just not compatible except our genitalia
You'll receive free advice from so many places
To get laid, score, pull, or whatever the phrase is
The Great British Indie SongI've built a reputation for songs about dicks
And male masturbation, and entering women's knicks
But I'm 37 now and really should be
Trying to get myself taken seriously
The clever people say that a proper work of art
Must be solemn and be weighty and remind you that it's smart
All true British indie must be