- Accordion Player
There was once an accordion player who didn't go to war.
His mother said I know all you wanna do is play but can't you see what's going on?
It's not about you anymore,
It's not about you anymore.
It's not about you anymore,
It's not about you anymore.
It's not about you anymore,
It's not about you anymore.
- Alchemy Mondays
Monday, time for alchemy,
I'm buried behind the gallery.
Come in and see a band,
from Norway or Japan.
Pick up the CD while you're able
someone on a tiny German label.
Miss Gothic NYC,
- All The Way Down
The sun goes down while children listen
All the way down.
Black as a crow is the space in which you
leave me standing
All the way down.
If you'd seen the light of day
I'd hold you here tonight.
- All Women Are Crazy
All women are crazy,
All men are dumb.
'Cause though we know they're crazy,
We still want some.
It's nothing new,
And it's sad but true:
That we just can't quit 'em,
And we can't live with 'em,
- All women are crazy, All men are dumb
All women are crazy,
All men are dumb.
'Cause though we know they're crazy,
We still want some.
It's nothing new,
And it's sad but true:
That we just can't quit 'em,
And we can't live with 'em,
- Almost Human
What did i ever do to you
That you should treat me this way?
Is it really such a crime
For an angel to speak his mind?
In time i'll try to she'd some light
If i were a big boy i wouldn't cry
But since i'm not a big boy i'll have to cry
- Anastasia
Anastasia
There's a field of flowers and they smell like you
and i go walking through them when i feel you near me
you know I'd love to pick one for my lapel
but you know there are too many insects watching
I'm afraid they'd tell on me
- Anniversary
Do I look the same to you?
Cause I don't feel so
You know everything must change
As time goes by
Though it feels like yesterday
When we first met
I feel I'm sinking deeper
- Believe
Did you find what you were looking for?
And did you hear what you needed to hear?
And did I serve you well, did I serve you well,
Did I serve any purpose?
Any one at all?
Did you come for redemption?
Or a resurrection
- Blue-eyed Matador
Here, on the side by the wake
And I'm freezing
There is a light up ahead
And I rise and float through the air
Through a tunnel
Now the light's up ahead
Here, in a bullring I stand
- Born Bad
They say the day that I was born
It rained here
Yet it was the best day of your life
And who’d ever dream
A child sweet as I seemed
Would be the source of
So much pain and strife
Ohh..
- Cannibal Buffet
I was on a cruise ship out at sea, my fiancée and me
The ship went down, everybody drowned
And I was just glad the sea didn't swallow me
Oh, I was in distress, 'cause my hair was such a mess
And so I washed up on a beach
Nine hungry eyes were staring down at me.
I'm in the middle of the Cannibal Buffet
- Cathouse Tragedy
[Spoken] Alright girls, come on.
Move it along.
Don’t dilly-dally,
Men are waiting.
Gentlemen!
Come on in, right on in,
- Caught a Lite Sneeze
Caught a lite sneeze,
Caught a lite breeze,
Caught a lightweight lightning seed.
Boys on my left side,
Boys on my right side,
Boys in the middle and you're not here.
I need a big loan from the girl zone.
- China Girl
I could escape this feeling, with my China Girl
I feel a wreck without my, little China Girl
I hear her heart beating, loud as thunder
Saw the stars crashing
I'm a mess without my little China Girl
Wake up in the morning. Where's my, little China Girl?
I hear our heart's beating, loud as thunder
- Coin Operated Goi
Coin operated goi,
Scary but it's true,
He is not a Jew.
He won't dance the horah,
Won't light the menorah,
And it's not a lie,
He ain't even circumcised.
Oi!
- Come Sweet Death
You're like a dream
Dipped in delirium.
You're my destiny
And my destruction.
I desire you
I despair of you.
And all endlessly.
- Comin' Out For Christmas
Lyrics to Comin' Out This Christmas :
Christmas, that magic time of the year, mom and dad are glad everyone’s here
Grandpa is busy trimming the tree and aunty made a fruitcake naturally.
But her fruitcake aint the only one at the table, and there’s something that I just have to say
“Granny pass the stuffing if you are able, and by the way mom and dad, I’m gay”
Yea brought a girl with me but I paid her to be here.
Hey mom and dad that’s what they call a beard
I try to make it work but the girl aint got the gear
- Crusade
Long ago I went to war
To fight the scourge of Christendom
I held aloft my blessed sword
And said "By god, let them come!"
They said their eyes are red as flame
I heard it told, from hell they came
Their breath is fire their tongues are forked
- Day of the Dead
I was just a tourist the first time I went to Mexico
I was stranger,in danger in a world unknown
A clap of thunder and the ground around me did explode
And the skeletons in dozens come out from that hole
Why? No lie!
It was the Day of the Dead!
Did you hear what I just said?
- Dead Girls
I have been in this line of work for a long time,
And I have never seen anything so strange,
It's so peculiar,
It's all so deranged,
See for yourself now.
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury,
Step right up and view the freak.
- Dia De Los Muertos
Un turista americano vino a Mexico
Y simplemente no pudo creer lo aca aquí vio
Sensa un trueno, y la tierra firma se el abrió
Salieron muchos esqueltos de ese hueco
¡Por qué, te diré!
Dia de los Muertos, cien calacas vió
Oh, oh, oh, el gringo se asustó
- Dunce
I break the silence with my voice
and everyone turns around
to see the source of all the noise
and here I stand.
Its not as thought I mean to upset you
with the things I say and do.
I should know better but I said so anyway.
- El Barquito De Nuez
Un barquito de ca¡scara de nuez
Adornado con hojas de papel
Subiendo y bajando las olas
El barquito ya se fue
Navegar sin temor en el mar es lo mejor
No hay razon por ponerse a temblar
Y si viene negra tempestad
- Ex Lover's Lovers
Three heavy stones will keep it from floating,
weigh it down to the bottom, food for the fishes.
And I know that it won't be discovered
'cause I will be careful, so very careful.
What if it doesn't rain for days and the river is
reduced to its muddy bed?
With a corpse exposed I would work in haste
and I might bury the bones in a shallow grave.
- Ex'lover's Lover
Three heavy stones will keep it from floating,
weigh it down to the bottom, food for the fishes.
And i know that it won't be discovered
'cause i will be careful, so very careful.
What if it doesn't rain for days and the river is
reduced to its muddy bed?
With a corpse exposed i would work in haste
and i might bury the bones in a shallow grave.
- Fear And Anguish
None of us will soon forget
The Day before those things arrived
In the Churchyard on the hill,
A man had just buried his bride
She returned that day, alive.
There's a silhouette on the horizon
Like an evil stain on the rising sun.
And as it approached, we saw it was her.
- Feathery Wings
You, there on the bridge
where have you been, what's your name?
And you, there you on the wall
where will you go to once you fall?
You, lost at sea
do you need me, do you need directions?
Hey, put down the gun
what are you thinking?
- Future Ex Girlfriend
Saw you on the street,
We had to meet.
I thought I should greet you,
In just one week I would delete you.
People say the stupidest things,
On their first date like:
"What's your real name?"
- God Thinks
God thinks all blacks are obsolete farm equipment
God thinks the Jews killed his son and must be punished
God thinks the white man is Satan
God, they know what God thinks
God thinks we should all convert to Judaism
God thinks we must all be Christians and
God thinks we should all embrace Islam
- Goodnight, Demon Slayer
There’s a monster that lives ‘neath your bed
Oh for crying out loud it’s a futon on the floor
He must be flat as a board
There’s a creature that lurks behind the door
Though I’ve checked there 15 times
When I leave then he arrives
Every night
- Graveyard Picnic
When I find the living a bore,
There's a place I go.
I answer the call, go over a wall,
Where the crosses are all in a row.
Mind the trees, get down on my knees,
There's a hole in the gate.
I look 'round, that I won't be found,
And sit down next to his grave.
- Hallo Elskan Min
Hello darling,
Can’t believe how long it’s been
Since I said Goodbye,
Saw the seas swell in your eyes.
Oh, you’re so beautiful,
I think of you and my heart is full.
Come home, my dear,
It’s so cold without you here.
- Happy Birthday
Grab the chair, boys! We've got another bucket kicker!
(Chorus)
Happy Birthday my olde friend.
It seems this horror show will never end.
Any moment's your last breath,
Here is to another day closer to death.
- Hell In a Handbasket
Oh and Now
The end is near
And I face that final curtain
So good-bye to strife
This is the last dance of my life
Lord of this I'm certain
I've been a sinner.
- Hello Cruel World
Hello cruel world,
Did I keep you long?
You've waited so patiently
To torture my soul,
To ruin my life,
My anguish, your ecstasy.
And I've complained,
- Hier
Da wo ich meine Kreise zieh
mich immer um mich dreh
da ist alles völlig gleich und kontrolliert
Wo die Schwerkraft immer Recht hat
da versuche ich zu fliegen
doch gegen die, da kann man nur verlieren
- I hope you all die
There's a pilot impaled to the wing
and he's Dead!
And all the passengers, they are missing
'cause they're Dead!
Oh someone tell me why
I'm alive I don't even care
And yet I have been spared
- I'm Sorry
Life has a way of making you humble
Day after day it's bringing you to your knees
all's okay, then everything crumbles
And all that you perceive is blowing away
But while I'm tearing at the seams
I'll apologize to anything
I'm sorry....
- Innocent
All the evil in the world
Pushing down on you
And all the venom in their words
What could you do?
What kind of ignorance
Causes them to be so,
So sick and vile and evil
You did nothing to them
- Irresponsible
Is it so wrong if i don't pay my rent?
No! Responsibility, I gave it up for lent
Sell your wares, pollute the air
I don't care
Fresh air's for squares
Now if it were up to me
The piper would be up the creek
and the fiddler too
- It's Bigger on the Inside
Hello boys and girls I am the Doctor
but not the kind that gives you medicine
I've traveled throughout time and space
just to please the human race
so let's not dilly dally, let's begin.
now this thing you see here, it is my Tardis
and with it we shall get this party started
- Land of the dead
A Minotaur's my butler, a Cyclops my valet
A Centaur draws my chariot that takes me down the way
Through a river made of fire to a street that's paved with bones
I got a dozen zombie skeletons to walk me to my throne
In the Land of the Dead
Heck boy, ain't it grand?
I'm the Overlord of the Underworld
- Let It Go
He's so aftaid when they scream,
When they're mean.
She was the star of a life,
That ceased to be.
I die in my dreams,
It eats me whole, It eats me whole.
All this sorrow disappears,
When I learn to shake this fear,
- On The Road
On the road
It gets so lonely
Far away from home
Every night I cry myself to sleep
I cry a river of tears
And I lie in this bed
And wish that you were here.
- Out of Reach
You'll burn my flag,
You'll crash my car,
You'll kill my cat,
You'll break my balls,
You'll watch my cities fall,
But not tonight.
You're the devil's own,
- Parade
You know it's true, we're both the same.
In a storm of words we get lost in what is said.
You know me and you see through me,
so why are you confused by the
things I say and do?
Do you know me?
You see the strain upon my face.
- Raised by bats
Lyrics:
Here at home in this steeple
Made of chrome, above a city of steel,
I've chosen bats over people
'Cause I never did like the way humans made me feel.
So we sleep all day and we rise at night
- Ravens Land
Ravens land upon her hair
Clouds adrift on her skin
Asmile that tugs upon my soul
and whispers gently in my ear.
Eyes of honey look me down
Lips like roses line her mouth
Steely arrows in the air
- Reggae Mortis
...find it very very scary
To be diggin' in a cemetery
In a cool Jamaican breeze
There's a zombie; I set him free
I let him loose from his grave
Kingston-town is no more safe
An experiment malign
- Riding A Black Unicorn....
A darkness falls over the land
Enslaves with a wave of its hand
And I tried to see the light through the disease
I try to get up on my feet
Been so long shackled down on my knees
Oh somewhere deep inside, I know
That fate favors the bold
- Ringo No Uta
Akai ringo ni
Kuchi biru yosette
Dama a te mi te iru
Aoi sora
Ringo wa nani mo
Iwanai keredo
Ringo no kimochi wa
Yoku wakaru
- Robber Baron
Of all things malign,
An accident on the assembly line today
Cut him to the bone,
"But what can you expect from clumsy 8-year-olds?" I'm told.
Look outside the window.
See the growing crowd
Of kids with missing arms and feet?
Nothing to eat?
- Santa Claus is Satan
Christmas is a special time cause it's the birth of Christ
You could go worship him at Church, That'd be nice
But instead you are home! And that is because..
You're waiting for a Jolly Ol' Elf they call Santa Claus
Some say he's a saint but i think it's a trick
How do you get from Ol' Chris Kringle to ol' Saint Nick?
Now ol' Saint Nick is crafty! But you must be quick
Take away the Saint and all you got is ol' Nick
- See You In Hell
Rain soaked soul of mine.
It's a gray day year.
From ice cold eyes march.
A parade of tears.
It's hopeless don't it seem,
When even in my dreams,
You put me through Hell.
- Shalom
Hevenu shalom alechem
Hevenu shalom alechem
Hevenu shalom alechem
Hevenu shalom shalom alechem shalom.
Hevenu shalom alechem
Hevenu shalom alechem
Hevenu shalom alechem
- Snakes
you set the snakes loose inside my belly
they're done with my supper
they start on my endocrine lining
you said, 'please stop your wining.'
this isn't a love song
i'm through writing those for you
all the while you claimed
the ghost in you lives, but it's dead
- Stubborn As A Mule
If you gave me a nickel to mend my ways
Well, then I'd have a nickel
And I reckon I'd probably owe you change.
I don't have a care,
I don't have a plan.
I've got nothing to spare.
And it's just the way I am.
- The Beast Of Pirate's Bay
Gather weary travelers
I have a tale to tell
It might just save your lives
But only if you listen well
Cause there before the breakers
And just around the way
There's a sign that says "Beware
The Beast of Pirate's Bay!"
- The Chosen
Last night a moth came to my bed
and filled my tired weary head
with horrid tales of you.
I can't believe it's true.
But then the lamp shade smiled at me.
It said, Believe it said, Believe.
I want you to know it's nothing personal.
- The Churchyard
"The Churchyard"
A bell in a churchyard,
It yells for me to begin.
And my hands they tremble and shake.
While a chill grows under my skin.
It rains in the valley,
- The Devil And Mr Jones
He sits in the dark
looking into the glass
with his hand in the jar
its a sticky, white mess
He applies it and he wonders
How'd I ever get here?
piecing his reflection
as he pulls off an ear
- The Dirtiest Song That Ain't
I've been 'round for a long time
And I learned along the way:
If you wanna go on the radio
There are words you just can't say!
Well, I thought hard about it
And I found a way around it
Help me go on the radio, you gotta say the words I can't.
- The Happy Song
Spoken: A Buddhist on the subway tells me that
What you want is rarely, if ever, what you need.
And of course, I argue the point like a completely self-righteous idiot.
Sung: I was looking for perfection
And it found me, right between the eyes
All this time we spent in bliss,
You know, like all things, it has to fade away
- The Headless Waltz
As above, so below, place your bets
Which way the head will roll
Made in your image we are at least
As twisted and mean as thee
'Fore your eyes, what a curious site
Your children have turned on you
And you say, you don't sleep well at night
Well, we'll take care of that for you
- The Industrial Revolution
Once, long ago there was a time in what now seems a distant land
Each small boutique was precious and unique
'Cause every little thing was made by hand
Then there came a revolution
The progress of production was its aim
Now instead of one, there were many
And each costs just a penny
But every single one looks just the same
- The Last Word
What do you call it,
When another forces your hand and,
What will they say,
When they find me here this way?
And know, no, no, no, that it wasn't my idea,
No, it wasn't my idea.
But oh, just to see your face,
- the Mechanical girl
In the court of Augustine The Twelfth
The king reprimanded his men
And demanded they
Put to good use all his wealth to cure his deep ennui
For you see, he found that he was sad and lonely
Ever since his wife, the queen, got mad and
Rode off on his steed
- The Night
the day is the wife whom i elude
the one to whom I should be right
although forewarned by peers and kin
I always get into the night
mother always warned me such
being a nocturnal soul
besides just being simply strange
spawns from some illness of the mind
- The Sexy Data Tango
If while you're out in space, love
You're horney as a tart
Take a tip from a security cheif, love
That fat slut Tasha Yar
She discovered the pleasures of Data
He became her sexual pet
Cause
- The Straight Razor Cabaret
In a café
On the Champs-Élysées
I saw a girl the other day
I was beguiled
'Til I saw her smile
It was a gash across her face
Not long ago, she found that she was alone
- The Trouble with Tribbles
I worked on a garbage skow
near the Neurtral Zone
and I'm sure you've heard,
what occurs
When a fella is alone
I was mighty lonely there
till I met a man named Jones
- The U.S.S. Make Shit Up
I was stranded on a planet, Just me and Spock
Ee met a nasty nazi alien who locked our asses up
We found a hunk of crystal and a metal piece of bed
We made a laser phaser gun and shot him in the head
Bust a move, Tog
I was standing on the bridge when Sulu came to me
- They Know Me
He slips in through the back door
and he helps himself to the patients' medicine.
And he likes to look important.
Ane he always looks like he's impotent.
And each tale that he tells of the lives that he's saved
is a spade full of dirt as he's digging his grave.
And the deep blackened hallow he's patched with a badge
is the happiness he's never had, and he says:
- This Sea
'T was the worst of times for tinkers like you and me.
So in search of fortune I took to the sea."
"Round my neck, a key you said was to your heart.
Held it desperately as your ship left the dock"
I can't forget, I won't forgive this sea
for the endless hurt it gave to me.
- This Ship's Going Down
A gargantuan hole in the bow, will the ocean to enter allow.
Oh but more a sin than letting it in it's letting our good fortune out.
The nest to the storm did succumb, while the crow hid his fear in the rum.
And the mast, it broke and threw out the bloke and well now he's surely my chum.
Love letters from under his bed, holds the cabin boy over his head
A futile try to keep it dry what tears have already wet.
They were penned by a girl in Merak, and the Javanese value their tact.
- To The Bottom Of The Sea
Our Chinese cook, he grabbed all he could took,
He say, "no storm is stoppin' me!"
He made fricassee of a sea anemone.
Down at the bottom of the sea.
I turned to my first officer and i said,
"what have you got to say to me?"
Well, he turned and said,
- Underground
ПОД ЗЕМЛЕЙ
Шесть футов земли над моей головой
Охраняют меня от того, что она говорит.
Шесть деревянных стен не пускают их внутрь,
Их умные замечания, крики и ор.
Они кричат, они орут.
Есть только один способ заглушить их.
- Wall of Pride
If the light does not reveal
What I’m feeling for you
If the light does not expose
Please don’t fret
My precious heart
If you don’t understand
Keep in mind you’re not alone
- Welcome to the World
I knew a girl
She was so young
So full of dreams
So ready for love
She met a boy
Who's words were like the waves
In came the tide
- When the circus came to town
Well, the days are long and the work is hard
When your childhood is spent in the fields
And summer seemed to last million years
One day when I was just a boy
During one of those hot summer swells
The locus was silenced by the playing of bells
And there was the thing for which I longed
- When You Are Evil
When the Devil is too busy
And Death's a bit too much
They call on me by name you see,
For my special touch.
To the Gentlemen I'm Miss Fortune
To the Ladies I'm Sir Prize
But call me by any name
Any way it's all the same
- When You're Evil
When the Devil is too busy
And Death's a bit too much
They call on me by name you see,
For my special touch.
To the Gentlemen I'm Miss Fortune
To the Ladies I'm Sir Prize
But call me by any name,
Any way it's all the same.
- When Youre Evil
When the Devil is too busy
And Death's a bit too much
They call on me by name you see,
For my special touch.
To the Gentlemen I'm Miss Fortune
To the Ladies I'm Sir Prize
But call me by any name
Any way it's all the same
- Worf's Revenge
I'm the order of the Bat'leth,
Son of Kahless,
Your family has no honor,
But I couldn't care less,
I was born to kill Federation swine,
And I celebrate with a barrel blood wine.
I drink the Raktajino, I eat the gagh,
- You Married A Fool
It happened at a birthday celebration
You said by all accounts I made a scene
I told off-color jokes,
Offended several folks.
I guess perhaps I might see what you mean.
Now if you were to take me to a funeral,
I'd be the only fool there in a party hat.
- Zombie Prostitute
I was alone, and I needed a date;
I was takin' a walk past the cemetery gate
When I, I saw a sign that said "For a good time
"Take a left down at Tombstone Number 8".
Went to the gateway, and I'm pretty sure I
Saw some eyes peepin' out of a "sepulture", I
Took a step into the Tomb of Ill Repute
That's where I met her, the Zombie Prostitute
- гуманность
What did i ever do to you
that you should treat me this way?
is it really such a crime
for an angel to speak his mind?
in time i'll try to shed some light
if i were a big boy i wouldn't cry
but since i'm not a big boy i'll have to cry
- Кричу что молчу
Каждый день нас морозит,
Вместе сжатых внутри.
И в надежде немного согреться ´
Мы живем, туго связанными.
Все объятья–расчеты –
Идеально верны.
И, задав все немые вопросы,