Countries of the WorldUnited States, Canada,
Mexico, Panama,
Haiti, Jamaica, Peru;
Republic Dominican,
Cuba, Carribean,
Greenland, El Salvador too.
Puerto Rico, Columbia,
Do Re MiDot : Dough, some cash -- a wad of cash
Yakko: Ray, a guy who fixes cars.
Wakko: Me, the one who takes out the trash
YW+D : Far, the distance to the stars.
Yakko: So, a word that goes with "well"
Dot : LA, a city where we dwell
Wakko: Tea, with honey it tastes swell
Y+W : And that brings us back to...
I Am the Very Model of a Cartoon IndividualI am the very model of a cartoon individual
My animation's comical, unusual, and whimsical
I'm quite adept at funny gags, comedic theory I have read
From wicked puns and stupid jokes to anvils that drop on your head
I'm very good at fancy dances, I can even pirouette
Then smack the villain with a fish, I know my cartoon etiquette
I can make a face all mean and really give you quite a fright
i'm cuteI'm cute, yes, it's true
I really can't help it
But what can I do
When you're cute, it just shows
With these two darling eyes
And a cute little nose
And a pretty pink dress
Macadamia Nut(Dot laughs)
Y+W : Helloooo, nurse!
Yakko : Uhhh...
Dot : (spoken) I am NOT trying to be annoying.
Y+W : Aie!
Dot : I act like a nut, so they call me Macadamia
I dance like a klutz on a show called Animania
Nations of the worldUnited States, Canada, Mexico, Panama
Haiti, Jamaica, Peru,
Republic Dominican, Cuba, Carribean
Greenland, El Salvador too.
Puerto Rico, Columbia, Venezuela
Honduras, Guyana, and still,
Guatemala, Bolivia, then Argentina
And Ecuador, Chile, Brazil.
The Homefront SongOver hill
Over dale
Through the sleet and slush and hail
On the homefront, we're marching along.
Give me junk
Give me scrap
Or we'll sit right in your lap
The Monkey SongDr. Scratchansniff:
One Monday mornin', I got up late,
And there were these monkeys outside the gate.
The guard tried to stop them but he had no luck.
The monkeys got free and they run amok.
I don't know what to say. The monkeys won't do.
Yakko, Wakko, and Dot:
Don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do.
The PlanetsYakko: The closest to the Sun
Is the planet Mercury
Next the shrouded planet Venus
Is as cloudy as can be.
The Earth is next; we call it home
Let's hope it stays that way
And then there's Mars; it's really red
The Senses SongYakko: The sense of sight
Is what guides us right
When we go out on walks.
Wakko: The sense of smell's
The way you tell
That you need to change your socks.
Dot : The sense of touch
Is what hurts so much
Variety SpeakIn Hollywood they have a different language that they speak
It's spoken by those folks who went to school for just one week
It's found inside Variety, a magazine they use
And no one understands it when they read the movie news
Like, Hix makes pix but the flick needs fix
Means someone made a movie that bombed
The veeps in charge are now at large
Yakko's WorldAnd now, the nations of the world, brought to you by Yakko Warner!
United States, Canada, Mexico, Panama, Haiti, Jamaica, Peru
Republic Dominican, Cuba, Caribbean, Greenland, El Salvador too
Puerto Rico, Colombia, Venezuela, Honduras, Guyana, and still
Guatemala, Bolivia, then Argentina, and Ecuador, Chile, Brazil
Costa Rica, Belize, Nicaragua, Bermuda, Bahamas, Tobago, San Juan
Paraguay, Uruguay, Suriname, and French Guiana, Barbados, and Guam
Norway and Sweden and Iceland and Finland and Germany now in one piece