- Jellicle Cats
Are you blind when you're born? Can you see in the dark?
Dare you look at a king? Would you sit on his throne?
Can you say of your bite that it's worse than your bark?
Are you cock of the walk when you're walking alone?
Because jellicles are and jellicles do
Jellicles do and jellicles would
Jellicles would and jellicles can
- Macavity
DEMETER:
Macavity's a mystery cat, he's called the hidden paw
For he's a master criminal who can defy the law
He's the bafflement of Scotland Yard, the Flying Squad's despair
For when they reach the scene of crime MACAVITY'S NOT THERE!
Macavity, Macavity, there's no one like Macavity
He's broken every human law, he breaks the law of gravity
- Mr. Mistoffelees
You ought to know Mr. Mistoffelees!
The Original Conjuring Cat--
(There can be no doubt about that).
Please listen to me and don't scoff. All his
Inventions are off his own bat.
There's no such Cat in the metropolis;
He holds all the patent monopolies
For performing suprising illusions
- The Awefull Battle of The Pekes and the Pollicles
Of THE AWEFUL BATTLE
OF THE PEKES AND THE POLLICLES
Together with some Account of the Participation
of the Pugs and Poms, аnd
the Intervention of the Great Rumpuscat
Kick kick
The Pekes and the Pollicles, everyone knows,
- The Rum Tum Tugger
CHORUS:
The Rum Tum Tugger is a curious cat
TUGGER:
If you offer me pheasant,
I'd rather have grouse
If you put me in a house,
I would much prefer a flat