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I am the left brain, I am the left brain
I work really hard 'til my inevitable death brain
You got a job you better do it right in the right way is with the left brains might

I like oreos and pussy yah! (yes, in that order)
And I cried for at least an hour after watching Toy Story 3 (Woody!)
Cause I am the right brain, I have feelings,
I'm a little all over the place but I'm lustful and trustful and I'm looking for somebody to love... Or put my penis in

I love your hair, I love your name, I love the way you say it.
I love your heart and you're so smart 'cause you gave away it.
I love your sis, I love your dad, I love your mom.
But, more than all of that I love that you are dumb enough to not realize everything I've said has been said before,
In a thousand ways, in a thousand songs, some with the same four cords.
But you'll still love it, let me finger you.
YEEEAH FINGER YOU,FINGER YOU!

I met a homeless man named Rich (He wasn't)
Isn't that terrible?
I saw a flyer for a lost dog and the dog didn't have any legs
I saw a diabetic kid trick or treating
I saw a giraffe who had a short neck
That was sad or a deer

I saw an old man get hit by a train

Перевод:

Книги, которые мне приписывают, слишком толстые.
Неужели без тысячи метафор непонятно, что просто не нужно быть мудаком?
Я не слежу за вами, когда вы спите.
Как ни странно, я не трачу свое всемогущество на извращения.

Ты не попадешь в рай.