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I'm scared that the world's gonna end
Now that we're past 2011
Did you hear that the Mayans said this year
Is the last year, so we've got something to fear?
Aliens gonna come down from the space
Tearin' up this place, beating up that base
The boom boom rockets all up in your face
What we gonna do?

Come on
Rastafari
Ooh
I wake up
Today is a new day
Dat sun come out
I open up my mouth
Give me my banana

Oh le la la
Yeah!
Da de da da
Bitch, I am a bunnay!
Y'all know who dis rabbit is
Bitch, I am a bunnay!
Hiding candy from the kids
Bitch, I am a bunnay!

Hey what’s up? How’s it going!? I’m just getting ready to go to the gym! Might join me? Okay, Okay, let’s go!!

I know this place that will make your muscles bigger
Crunch, lift and flex
Mix in protein with some water
Now we’re talking
Sipping muscle milk
Playing underneath the bench press (210)

I’m getting antsy I can feel it
Wanna bounce off the ceiling
Put my socks on and get ready
For my first date with Betty
Oh no
Man this is far
Wish that I had a car
I think I’m lost

Alex Potter:

Ever since I was a little boy
Through magic was fake
So I played with the toys
Never knew about where this scar was from back them
Always teased about my forehead
Had no friends

I heard you were feeling sick
Your throat is sore and the fever won’t quit
Well I’m not a doctor or a nurse
Just a song writer who wrote this verse
I hope you feel better
Cuz it’s not fun being under de weather
So drink your OJ and get some rest
And I promise in the morning you’ll be at your best

From the back of an eagle
Soaring through the trees up high
From the back of an eagle
Flying like a bird in the sky

From the back of an eagle
Soaring through the trees up high
From the back of an eagle

Sometimes I get kicked hard in the balls;
Sometimes I run into walls;
Sometimes I piss on my friends when they're sleepin';
Sometimes I piss in the stalls
But I still have fun and from snakes I run;
Knoxville why'd you have to do that?
Get Knoxville down here;
Get Knoxville down here;

I was in the library the other day
When I saw a pretty girl passing by my way
She looked kinda sad
I said, "What's wrong? Tell me."
She said, "I kinda need help in geometry."
I said, "Hey!
I'll help you out."
Google Universal's Search will tell me

I got my Green Ring
I can come up with anything
This is a new world
Oh look a hot girl
Defend it
I did it
With my ring
With it

Just going to stand there and watch him fight, because he is the greatest wizard of the night.
Just going to stand there and watch him fly.
The way he plays that Quidditch makes me want to cry. Makes we want to cry.
I was always a wizard, but I never knew it. Always had these powers, but I never knew it.
I’d been hiding for hours cause I was a coward.
Of all these bullies standing around me like towers.
Never knew it, but now I do. I am no longer scared of you.
I can turn you into a frog, you see. I know a spell that can make you pee your pants.

Carrots are so bright and orange.
And apples are so ruby red.
Pears are juicy.
Bananas are nice.
I’ll eat pineapple but avoid its spikes.
Kiwi’s are so fuzzy.
Peppers are so lovely.
Corn and celery in my hand.

Imma hobo. I know you know.
He’s homeless.
I see a pretty girl. I like the way you look, tonight.
She turns and looks back at me, but you know, it ain’t right.
It’s the final disaster. I know it’s not me who she’s after.
Imma hobo. I know you know.
Imma hobo. You’ll never know, what life’s like without the money.
Fast cars, fast cash, movie stars, lights flash.

They call me the D-Nut King
Girl-scout cookies is what I bring
From the Islands to the scene
Nuts & Fudge on everything
I’ll be grilling here
Sitting there
Fires hot
Dudes everywhere

Sitting at work on a slow dull day
came across a video of a kitty
OMG you gotta check this out!
Who is that!
let me tell ya about
Lil Bub
she's so lovely
Lil Bub

This song goes up to all the sloths in the world. May they be free happy and slow.
Sloth go up in the tree
Sloth go eat all the leaves
Then the sloth come back down
But only once a week
And when they touch the ground
There’s only one thing they do
I bet you can guess

Been feelin' lost inside
Way down to my heart
I can't lie to my friends
Or it will drive us apart

I'm gonna stand my ground
I've finally realized what my life's about
Flapjacks and axes

Yo! What’s up? I’m the Mad Hatter.
I’ll pour you tea, please don’t let it splatter.
And don’t be late for your very important date.
My funny bunny friend is twitchin’ cause he just can’t wait,
For a tea party, you and me, this ain’t no Starbucks drive thru, you’ll see.
Falling down that rabbit hole, you must have hit your head.
You think you are dreaming, but you’re in Wonderland instead.
Whether you’re big, or whether you’re small,

Whoops there they go
my flaming arrows
won't hesitate they heading straight
for President Snow
If you don't already know
my whole team is tight
got Gale to my left
Peeta covering my right

This song goes out to all the mother’s of the world
Whether you have a spoiled boy
or a spoiled little girl
I’m sorry I was a pain in the ass
But mommy if you had balls
They would be made of brass
And all that putting up with my bickerin’ I know that weared your thin cause I would never stop cryin’
So this mothers day I’m here just to say

Good time we goin' 24/7
Set the booby traps home alone like Kevin
It's a plus I was double D driven
I envision what ya thinkin'
when your drinkin' out that solo cup
Can you show me to the rum Jack Sparrow
It's time to party like I'm Cupid with an arrow
The walking dead bringing down apocalypse

Start school at 8:00 am, but you didn’t wake up, so you’re late again.
Got only half an hour to take a hot shower. You know you’re late, so you gotta wait.
Man, when’s this class gonna end, cause I can barely hold it in.
You gotta go! You gotta flow! Jump on the table and let them know.
And pee-ee-ee in your pants while you dance. Ya, pee-ee-ee your pants, in your pants-ants.
You gotta go! You gotta flow! Jump on the table and let them know.
And pee-ee-ee in your pants while you dance-ance.
Back in ‘93, ridin’ on the bus, I had to pee.

Yo, I'm not feeling so hot
I think I ate something I should've not
What'd you eat man?
I don't know man
but i think I'm getting some nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, diarrea too
Whoa dude, what should we do?
Pass me some of that pink stuff my bro
Pink stuff?

Hey girl!
You know you got pretty eyes
And I like that smile
But hey
Who’s that guy?
Is that your boyfriend or something?
Ha Ha!
What a loser!

I notice that all things that you guys do
that you don't want do anymore.
And all things that you haven't done
that you want to start doing.
Well, I have my own list.
I wrote a song about it.
Here it goes.
Two, three, four.

I surf the world
Sharing love with all the boys and girls
I'm the best in the Pacific
Hitting waves and watch me rip it
I'll blow your mind
Sweet
Who needs a leash
When salt water runs through my hands and to my feet

I'm feeling cold down there
It's probably because I've only got on underwear
But I don't know what to wear
All my clothes are getting old and starting to tear
And it's getting too cold to wear my shorts
So I need a new pair of jeans
These slacks won't cut it
I need a new pair of jeans

[Introduction]
Thanks George, now let's see what's in store for the weather this week, With Tom the weatherman, Tom

[Interlude]
Oh Ella, oh Ella, you know I rain on them
Oh Ella, Oh Ella, you know I rain them(Thanks Jane)

[Hook x2]