I Want A Gun For ChristmasHey Santa.
I wasn’t naughty all year long, I was mostly really nice.
Didn’t kick the dog much, or give my brother lice.
So don’t bring me no red rubber ball,
Don’t want no Game Boy at all,
I want a gun, for Christmas.
Listen to me Santa, I ain’t playing around.
Got Mrs Clause right by my side, she is gagged and bound.
Krampus feat SteveКрампус:
Я давал им пощечин
И сильных пендалей
За свою жизнь я избил много детей
О, да.
Но, честно говоря,
Мне тоже было больно.
Жаль, нельзя вернуться в прошлое.
Main ThemeСтрана проснись и пой,
Гляди вон солнце улыбается
С тобой и со мной.
Привет тебе шлет
Российский народ.
И надеюсь что сегодня
день чудесный сегодня нас ждет.
Stay The Hell Away From Saudi Arabia - It's the worst place in the worldFrancine: Greatest country in the world?
♪♪ We packed our bags, we hopped a plane ♪♪
♪♪ We left our happy home ♪♪
Stan: Uhh, Francine, singing's kind of illegal here...
Steve Song3:30 in the afternoon,
I should be doing my homework, inside my own room but,
Bad luck, got me all messed up,
I'm in the locker room and now I'm stuck,
Guess I'm a goner now,
See I was walkin', snot was talkin' I remembered somethin',
I'd forgotten to grab my wallet because I was rushin',
Then he said "I'd finna go to my Grandma's house"
Take me home country roadCountry roads,take me home
To the place I belong
West Virginia,Mountain Mama
Take me home,country roads
Almost heaven,West Virginia
Blue Ridge Mountain,Shenandoe River
Life is old there,older than the trees
Take me home, country roadAlmost heaven, west virginia
Blue ridge mountains
Shenandoah river -
Life is old there
Older than the trees
Younger than the mountains
Growin like a breeze
We Go TogetherFrancine: Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo
Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo
Stan: Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo
Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo
You Get the Rod'Round the world it's all the same
Children freeze when they hear my name
Krampus please, don't beat me so
But do I listen? Sadly, no
Eighty percent of kids end up turnin' into dirtbags
I just laugh
But Steve, oh Steve, you are the worst
Slap the butt with a branch of birch