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It's time for An-I-man-I-acs
And we're zany to the max
So just sit back and relax
You'll laugh till you collapse
We're An-I-man-I-acs

Come join the Warner brothers
And the Warner sister Dot

Hey Let's get some ice cream.
How 'bout this one?
Pistachio Almond Fruit Fudge Buttterscotch Delight

Ingredients Zinc Trisodium Aspartate,
Sorbatale, and Bisulfate
Oxide, Beta Caratine
Lactic Acid, Carab Bean

United States, Canada,
Mexico, Panama,
Haiti, Jamaica, Peru;
Republic Dominican,
Cuba, Carribean,
Greenland, El Salvador too.

Puerto Rico, Columbia,

Dot : Dough, some cash -- a wad of cash
Yakko: Ray, a guy who fixes cars.
Wakko: Me, the one who takes out the trash
YW+D : Far, the distance to the stars.
Yakko: So, a word that goes with "well"
Dot : LA, a city where we dwell
Wakko: Tea, with honey it tastes swell
Y+W : And that brings us back to...

I am the very model of a cartoon individual
My animation's comical, unusual, and whimsical
I'm quite adept at funny gags, comedic theory I have read
From wicked puns and stupid jokes to anvils that drop on your head

I'm very good at fancy dances, I can even pirouette
Then smack the villain with a fish, I know my cartoon etiquette
I can make a face all mean and really give you quite a fright

I'm cute, yes, it's true
I really can't help it
But what can I do
When you're cute, it just shows
With these two darling eyes
And a cute little nose

And a pretty pink dress

DrSns: Wake up! It's late!
It's twenty minutes after eight
Everyone get up; it's time to go
Up and at 'em now
Come on; shake a leg
Have some juice and scrambled egg
On the floor and out the door
Let's get on our way.

Yakko : Let us introduce ourselves
O people of this land
Wakko : We are the Warner brothers
Dot : With sister close at hand.

Yakko : I bet you all are wondering
Who is this young unknown?
And why am I inheriting

(Dot laughs)
Y+W : Helloooo, nurse!
Yakko : Uhhh...
Dot : (spoken) I am NOT trying to be annoying.
Y+W : Aie!

Dot : I act like a nut, so they call me Macadamia
I dance like a klutz on a show called Animania

United States, Canada, Mexico, Panama
Haiti, Jamaica, Peru,
Republic Dominican, Cuba, Carribean
Greenland, El Salvador too.
Puerto Rico, Columbia, Venezuela
Honduras, Guyana, and still,
Guatemala, Bolivia, then Argentina
And Ecuador, Chile, Brazil.

Ist das nicht ein piece of chalk? Ja das ist ein piece of chalk
Ist das nicht ein key and lock? Ja das ist ein key and lock
Piece of chalk, key and lock
Oh, du schöne, oh, du schöne, oh, du schöne, schnitzelbank

Are we having fun yet?

Ist das nicht ein cuckoo clock? Ja das ist ein cuckoo clock

Over hill
Over dale
Through the sleet and slush and hail
On the homefront, we're marching along.

Give me junk
Give me scrap
Or we'll sit right in your lap

Dr. Scratchansniff:
One Monday mornin', I got up late,
And there were these monkeys outside the gate.
The guard tried to stop them but he had no luck.
The monkeys got free and they run amok.
I don't know what to say. The monkeys won't do.
Yakko, Wakko, and Dot:
Don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do.

Yakko: The closest to the Sun
Is the planet Mercury
Next the shrouded planet Venus
Is as cloudy as can be.

The Earth is next; we call it home
Let's hope it stays that way
And then there's Mars; it's really red

Yakko: The sense of sight
Is what guides us right
When we go out on walks.
Wakko: The sense of smell's
The way you tell
That you need to change your socks.
Dot : The sense of touch
Is what hurts so much

In Hollywood they have a different language that they speak
It's spoken by those folks who went to school for just one week
It's found inside Variety, a magazine they use
And no one understands it when they read the movie news

Like, Hix makes pix but the flick needs fix
Means someone made a movie that bombed
The veeps in charge are now at large

Yakko: Hey, look at this store!
Wakko: There's movies galore!
Dot : We've seen 'em a thousand times over before
YW+D : And that's why our brains don't work anymore!

Yakko: "The Player" is a movie
About finding fresh new scripts
Like "Rambo 3"...

And now, Wakko Warner with the fifty US states and their capitals
Baton Rouge, Louisiana, Indianapolis, Indiana
And Columbus is the capital of Ohio
There's Montgomery, Alabama, south of Helena, Montana
Then there's Denver, Colorado, under Boise, Idaho
Texas has Austin, then we go north
To Massachusetts, Boston, and Albany, New York
Tallahassee, Florida, and Washington, D.C.

Everybody lives on a street in a city
Or a village or a town for what it's worth.
And they're all inside a country which is part of a continent
That sits upon a planet known as Earth.
And the Earth is a ball full of oceans and some mountains
Which is out there spinning silently in space.
And living on that Earth are the plants and the animals
And also the entire human race.

And now, the nations of the world, brought to you by Yakko Warner!
United States, Canada, Mexico, Panama, Haiti, Jamaica, Peru
Republic Dominican, Cuba, Caribbean, Greenland, El Salvador too
Puerto Rico, Colombia, Venezuela, Honduras, Guyana, and still
Guatemala, Bolivia, then Argentina, and Ecuador, Chile, Brazil
Costa Rica, Belize, Nicaragua, Bermuda, Bahamas, Tobago, San Juan
Paraguay, Uruguay, Suriname, and French Guiana, Barbados, and Guam
Norway and Sweden and Iceland and Finland and Germany now in one piece