Everybody PoopsPoop Poop
Poop Poop
Poop Poop
I can't think when i gotta poop
Poop Poop
Poop Poop (Poop!)
It's Not A MoonChopping your legs
You don't know how hot I find these buns
Touch my face and you'll have to call Jeeves when there's bees on your sleeve
Now I have to go teach the kids to drink
Powdered goat bladders
But they want roast beef and you have no puppets
You gave them all to me
Not the FutureI think it’s about time that I walk away, walk away
So I turn around to walk away but then I look back
Sad lady make me turn and walk away again
Even though it looks like it’s the future
It’s really a long, long, time ago
When there were knights
And they got into fights
Russian UnicornI'ma blast your brains
Talking full-on sex
I got a porcupine called "Zazoom"
He leaves his scent on people's graves
(Why is Zazoom always around so many graves?)
I had a cold one time, then I licked myself
Why don't y'all just float off
Now you're useless
Trick The BridesmaidGo to Hell, you say
Bitch, just zip it
This was so hot
'Cause even long-legged women can't tell there's a blue-eyed Hobbit
And I'm a witness for them
We've been out of brownies
Rice
And we missed pork chops in the summer
Trick The Bridesmaid - ft. Barack Obama"Go to Hell" you say
Bitch, just zip it.
This was so hot.
Cause even long-legged women can't tell there's a blue-eyed Hobbit.
And I'm a witness for them.
We've been out of brownies, rice,
And we missed pork chops in the summer
And that's why I stole Beef-a-Roni, garlic, peanut butter, ice cream, purple flowers