- A Kiss A Week
So what the hell you mean that ain't no way to meet a girl?
We invented booze and bars to relax us in this world
You sit all jacked on coffee waiting for fate to enter scene, or what,
is it better being a creep, shopping for women on a screen?
You got all these theories man, on how to meet a mate
while all these women got theories on how to keep you away
I'm saying, you act so taxed, relax, don't be wound up so tight, tonight
- Dirt Lip
shave it off! well i see too many of them
walking around dirt on their face no hair to be
found well they walk in malls and they walk in
packs dirt on their lip and we can't have that,
smoke look rough, look bad, look mean this
media-tough kid only about 13 where the hell
is mom, where the hell is pop get a razor blade
this has gotta stop
- Flashlight
Like a flashlight on but lost, my energy's there but wasted
You talk a lot a lot about nothing
You go on and on and I hear you talk a lot about nothing
It goes on and one
You're a really easy act to follow
Once we jump in we're all gone
Like a flashlight on but lost, my energy's there but wasted
I'm sitting down, I'm sitting down
- Good Luck
I've seen 22 years of life
and I think I basically know what's going on
as far as what life's not about.
There's a cycle I won't be part of,
but it's not because I don't think it's right,
I gotta keep doing what I think I'm here for
and not get buried in someone elses life.
- Hell On Earth
Let the damn cows moo
Let those stupid birds fly
Let the dog sit on the chair
Let the cat shed its long hair
Let the goldfish swim outside
Let the smokers smoke
Let the politicians lie
- L.A. X
hey, elitists from L.A.; Los Angeles, California
you know who you are
you're driving fancy cars
your allowance exceeds my rent
well listen to what I have to say
remind yourselves every day
let's get the message on its way
- Little Bitch
1 2
if you ever hear a noise in the night
your body starts to sweat
i shakes and shivers with fright
you go to sleep with your
mother she hates your guts
she knows that you loves so she holds you tight
all through the night into the broad daylight
- My Girlfriend's On Drugs
Oh yeah,
Whoa no.
She passed out at my parents' dinner (you gotta love her).
She screamed at my Dad that I'm a winner ("He's a winner!") (she really digs me).
She's scared the house might fall on us (while we're sleeping).
She's scared that we are going nuts (that's what I'm thinking).
- My Girlfriends On Drugs
Oh yeah,
Whoa no.
She passed out at my parents' dinner (you gotta love her).
She screamed at my Dad that I'm a winner ("He's a winner!") (she really digs me).
She's scared the house might fall on us (while we're sleeping).
She's scared that we are going nuts (that's what I'm thinking).
- New England
[written by Johnathan Richman]
well, i've already been to Paris, i've already been to Rome
but what did i do but miss my home?
oh, New England
i went out west to Californ'
but i missed the land where i was born
i can't help it
- Nnh
Intro:
He's back our old dear friend
The crack of her whip won't be heard again
And so now we'll sing (sing)
To him and what he has been through
(Chorus:)
Back to where it all began
- Safe Haven
Whoa-oh Safe Haven
Lost boy cannot feel
Though you try and you try and you try
You cannot feel
Whoa-oh Safe Haven
- Scenester
i see them everywhere, wondering what's next
and i think it's kind of fun seein' them walk around downtown
and they got the new band records
and they want everyone to check 'em
want everyone to see that they did it first
want everyone to know
want everyone to care
- The One
I know you wanna love her for the rest of your life
But man, this woman her intentions ain't right
Tell me brothers am I right?
That woman is trouble you've got to wake up
I know I know
That everytime I speak she rolls her eyes and shakes her head,
says baby no one will know you said
- Wailing Paddle
breakin' out the old wailing paddle
pull the splinters out of your skin
ice your knuckle, vow revenge
corporal rule, teach it cruel
hard times, you missed a grand time
ingrained acceptance, invisible scars
take your whippin' like a man and you'll be a winner yeah
- You Lost, You're Crazy
Remember when we said we shouldn't tell anyone?
Remember when we said we wouldn't tell anyone?
Remember when you went and just told everyone?
I bet you thought i'd never know
I heard you lost by
a couple of weeks, a bad day, and rumour yeah
but im still doing fine.