- A Wooden Horse
When wooden horses were in use
I would have built one
And left it for you
Yeah but I wanted to know
Yeah I wanted to know
How much are you?
How much are you?
How much are you?
- Albert's Eyes
The emotion in a stomach acid is equal to the depth of Albert's eyes
And all of the equations that were mastered belong to average ordinary life
Yeah I know, it's so Natural
Yeah I know, I've been here before
But only if I ask you
And maybe not at all
- It Ended on an Oily Stage
Everything you said was true
Everything you did was you
Everything I started with her
Ended on an oily stage where
I wrote elegiac stanzas for you
I hope and pray that they come true
He found God
In a parking lot
- Living Is So Easy
Well oh my God did she look cute
At the Dame Vera clay pigeon shoot
But it was over oh so fast
It was a blast
So here's to all the dirty girls
They're taking on all of the world
Accessorised up to the hilt
- Moley and Me
The fins and the curves, they don't make them like that anymore
So we went out for a walk
Where we have always loved, those dells and guns
Where they cannon off everything
In the factory yards
Just two weasels
We were born without hearts
And they don't treat us so well any more
- Open The Door
Are you gonna live or die
Are you gonna live or die
Are you gonna be alright
Are you gonna live or die
Are you gonna be alright
5 Young Men went for a walk
Sat on a treestub and had a talk
- Please Stand Up
Take me somewhere quiet please
These motorway exit gates
Are calling to me dearly
And I need a place to go
And even numbers on a timetable
Arrivals and departures and
Those places, names
- Remember Me
Do you worry about your health
Do you watch it slowly change
And when you listen to yourself,
Does it feel like somebody else?
And did you notice when you began to disappear?
Was it slowly at first
Until there's nobody really there
- Stunde Null
tunde null, oh stunde null...
You've been on standby
For half a century
It's such a long time
To be always meant to be
Oh clear the floor
Let's get to the fore
It's stunde null hour zero
- The Smallest Church in Sussex
I would often go there
To the tiny church there
The smallest church in Sussex
Though it once was larger
How the rill may rest there
Down through the mist there
Toward the Seven Sisters
- Waving Flags
You are astronomical fans of alcohol
So welcome in
Are rising in the east and setting in the west
All waving flags
We’re all waving flags now
Waving flags
But don’t be scared
- Your woman
You are astronomical fans of alcohol
So welcome in
Are rising in the East and setting in the West
All waving flags
We're all waving flags now
Waving flags
But don't be scared
- Zeus
(Rick...Rick…Rick...Rick...Rick...Rick...Rick...Rick...Rick..Rick)
Rick Stein? Pleased to meet you!
I did not mean to be so rude!
I just didn't know that
You were so famous for your food
Nikita Khrushchev? I like your satellite!
It doesn't do much
But it's really really bright!