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Hello, Pandora fans
I'd like to show my awesome plans
Hold on tight to your organs; glands
we're riding home to the Borderlands
When I hear that Gearbox
are releasing a sequel, my teardrops
are uncontrollable
I'm inconsolable, but fear not

When gamers came along, the planet laughed at us
But this is gaming in the future and you haven't heard the last of us
Dismissing this is just an enormous fallacy
So open your mind, and let it alter your reality
Hey geeks
I bring a message from the future
There's a new revolution heading to computers
It's '73, but it won't be too long

[Hook]
And the Songbird sings...
(It's Infinite)

[Verse 1]
This is for the voices who are unheard
Who never back-talked one word to the Songbird
This is for the second class citizens, and prisoners locked alone

Over oceans, civilisations behold
The UK taking control
A naval nation of old
Built on a foundation of coal
That was taken and sold
So they could pave it with gold
To make the altars that they failed to use to pray for the souls

I've said it before,
And I'm ready to tell it again.
In my lowest moment,
I'm my own best friend.
I wanna connect,
With the people around me,
The people that doubt me.
But being in a loud scene,

[Verse 1]
I am Aiden and I reside inside of the mind
Or right by the side of the life that I have been tied with
I’m a violent type of vibrant light
That scientists have tried to describe
Since I was thrown along with Jodie
The only one to know me
Disowned by her folks to a zone so lonely

[INTRO]
I am Andrew Ryan
And I am here to ask you a question.

[Verse 1]
Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow?
The man in Moscow would spread it to the rest of the crowd
The man in Washington would offer it to the lazy and the poor

This is for the voices who are unheard
Who never back-talked one word to the Songbird
This is for the second class citizens, and prisoners locked alone
I bring a list of things the prophet wants you not to know
I've got to blow the propaganda out the box
And so, open up the rift and put this disc into your Voxophone
I'll take your brain to places it doesn't often go
So brace yourself for take off and watch the show

I'm a Creeper
Minecraft's Grimm Reaper
Blowing up blocks like Al-Qaeda
I'm not a creature that'll eat ya
But I'll leave ya petrified, Peter
Reminds peeps of Minesweeper
Clicking on a brick, then you die in the deep
I'll find your mine, I'm a mind reader

[Intro]
We learned to band together and endeavor
Clasp our hands together
Man developed language, letters
An incredible advantage, getting plans together
But would we stand the test of time
Against the planet's reckless climate
And its angry weather?

I'm a Creeper
Minecraft's Grimm Reaper
Blowing up blocks like Al-Qaeda
I'm not a creature that'll eat ya
But I'll leave ya petrified, Peter!
Reminds peeps of Minesweeper
Clicking on a brick, then you die in the deep
I'll find your mine, I'm a mind reader

the last log's on the bonfire
we should go on, sire
things have gone dire
pray the church has got a strong spire
i'm not pious
though i know the gods have one disire
to purify via shrines with a song of fire

There's dead on every street
The city's a cemetery
So evidently
You better believe

It's better to get up and leave
If that's something you'll ever achieve
Well then you will need

Mass panic, (Where are we)
Crash landed on a barren planet,
Tau Volantis, God's sake, How romantic,
Look out for Danik, the Unitologists are on a ship,
And if you spot them then use your hollow tips,
While human colonists seek the codex key,
Who's the musicologist's new foe, That's me!
Rewriting rhyme science, Isaac Clarke,

Dear Peter Mandelson,

I've been following your recent policy proposals, so now they've gone through, I thought I'd contribute some vocals. The focal point of my criticism's the ridiculous decision to bring in a system where you flick a switch and disconnect the internet when it's suspected that intellectual infringement has been detected, even if the relatives they live with definitely didn't. I think it's in your best interest to bin this, yes? 'Cause isn't it a respected institution that we're considered innocent unless different is proven? Er, excuse me - how can you excuse exclusion when you've not pursued a definite conclusion?

You're picking on the little man, the Lilliputian; now there's a pain in my gulliver and it's confusing. You're swift to treat your citizens with such little human humour it's no wonder that we're disilliusioned. This resolution's gonna end in revolution just like any other governance that doesn't accept evolution. To be perfectly honest, m'lord, there'd be less intrusion if you curtly abolished the law and left us to it.

And why do games require safety ratings, but any age can see adult-aimed plays and paintings? It's state censorship, the same as Beijing; but even China thinks a pirate isn't worth the time of day for chasing. I think Chairman Mao would say the same thing - since you became secretary, it's like the state's your plaything. You made a massive sacrifice, invaded loads of privacy, but if I wanted to download, there'd be no hope of finding me. I could take my mobile phone to the local library, and utilise the free wireless to find the file I need. Then what are you going to try - to disconnect their ISP? You might as well just burn the books on rights to speech.

[Verse 1]
We called it the Traveller
The Light that had brought us from blackness
To widen, explore other planets, us
A tiny fault on our planet’s surface
Alive and reborn and expanding thus
We must try to be more than our ancestors
So let’s rise before we’re turned back to dust

Hook:
Devil May Cry, Never Say Die,
End any enemy whenever they try,
Body count rising every time,
1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,

Verse 1:
My character balances devil and dalliance,

Downloadable content's a load of nonsense
I won't give them one cent
it wouldn't be conscientious
encouraging dodgy ventures
like when you've been robbed
do you get your property straight back from the fences?
I want to know what the defence is
hence this musical census

Me? I'm horny, short for the Horned Reaper
I'm chums with the Dungeon Keeper
Unbelievers better take a step back
Because I set traps till they leave your necks snapped
Forget a pimp slap switch up the syntax
Take away the P, see I deliver Imp Slaps
There's a slim chance that you've ever seen an enemy
With melanin as red as this; the menacingest skin rash

Following total atomic annihilation
it may fall to you to save the great nation
That's why Vault-Tec have made extra preparation
and are proud to present you a S.P.E.C.I.A.L. education
Regarding aptitude
you are an absolutely
unique amalgamation of attributes
Now it's time to find out in which you excel

[Intro]
It began
The same way
It ended

[Verse 1]
Let me set the scene, war is a hellish thing
Hellish as it's ever been, redefine what hellish means

[Verse]
FUCK
FUCK GONGS
FUCK THE BEGINNING OF SONGS
AND FUCK YOU IF YOU'RE NOT SINGING ALONG
FUCK RIGHT
FUCK WRONG
FUCK PING

Who's rapping
Dovahkiin
Dragons?
I'm not over keen
I'll dice 'em like a knife slicing right through an aubergine
My dragon show flow is sweeter than a soda stream
You won't believe your eyes I'm like an overdose of dopamine
A broadsword in one hand

EA? More like G-A-Y
The Family Research Council are doubtful
Of anything but conventional spousal arousal
The downfall of society is gay gay games
It's like the KKK came at gays in the lamest of ways
Laying the blame on EA
Aiming the flames in their face
But they have made a mistake

[ACT I]

Emergence day emergency, thunder sounded
And a hundred thousand locust rose up from underground
The invasion managed to create a manic state of panic
They did damage and it made a devestated planet
Today was savage, the latest in a spate of clashes
Between invader and remains of man that came from ashes

Dawn
An ancient evil awakens
The Galaxy's here for the taking
We need more than police and a spaceship
To cease the Prometheans claiming it (yeah)
These evil assailants
Are leaving the deepest abrasions
Without delimitations

A storm is approaching
We'll call it a blizzard
To freeze the seas
And leave frozen all of the waters and rivers
War is a given
No hidden extras
Just endless offense and defense
To resolve the control of the Nexus

These aren't the high seas
They're my seas
It's likely you'll find me inciting some maritime crises
Plunder all the prizes
From the skies to under water
Thunderballing, then I'm back aboard in time for my tea
Tides are dicey
You're dicing with death

[Intro]
A
Ruined world
Hey
What you doing girl?
Looking for answers?
You look a bit anxious

Hey ho!
Let me take over and amaze those couch potatoes as I slay foes who stray close to my caseload of great flows.
Every moment I make goes straight to the summoner showcase most played so they know me as great bull, you're a scape goat.
Your opinion's nothing to me I'm running dominion buffing my speed and some of the summoners coming at me are just going to be meat to increase my sum of xp.
I'm brilliant killing a million minions a minute until I've diminished your kingdom.
You're finished
You're fish fillets, your tower is under attack, I'm the tianenmen square man
You're vanishing under my tank.

Well, hello again friend
I'm a skeleton returning from the dead
Determined to be relevant again
So I'm following trends, from the nether to the end
And I've got a bone to pick with you little human
Bone to pick with you little human being
I've seen where you've been
And I don't like it

Computer games are getting too easy these days
For each mistake we just reload and resave
In the meek way they were never meant to be played
We need to cease placing emphasis on seagate
Be brave, and implement a higher plan - of gaming and never saving:
The name is Iron Man.
I want an adrenaline overload
Iron Man Mode, Iron Man Mode

Once upon a time there was a working class hero,
who wanted to give power to the people, so
he asked us to imagine a world of peace, love and truth,
to give peace a chance, do you
want to hear a secret from me to you,
all you need is love so love me do,
and whether the music was acoustic or rock and roll,
he walked the long and winding road until he wore out his rubber sole

I'm back in this habit
the tobacconist grabbing a packet of fags
and passing it back as I hand him the cash
the transaction is tragic
A moment of magic
as I open the packet and go for the wrapping
In only a moment I'll have this fag lit
The sad fact is I'm an addict, I need

Hey ho!
Let me take over and amaze those couch potatoes,
As I slay foes who stray close to my caseload of great
flows,
Every moment I make goes straight to the Summoner
Showcase,
Most played so they know me as the Great Bull,
You're a scapegoat,

Deep down, down below the waves
Is a forboding place
from which you won't escape
No, those who go there go to stay
Below the ocean spray
Who knows your fate
A little lassie in an overcoat
Stowed away

I'm Commander Shepard,
The man with the method,
To brandish a weapon,
And then handle the Geth with it.
I'm an effortless hero,
My rhymes shine brighter than element zero,
Bringing more fire than Emperor Nero.
It's the end of an ear, Yo!

I'm A Creeper
Minecraft's Grim Reaper
Blowing Up Blocks Like Al-Qaeda
I'm Not A Creature
That'll Eat You
But I'll Leave You Petrified
Peter
Remind Peeps

[Intro]
Me? I rap about games!
Yeah, we've gathered that by now
Who said I can't rap about board games, bruv
Somebody... presumably
Keepin' it old school, init bruv?
Yes it is
Check it!

[Verse 1: Dan Bull]
Of all the gin joints
In all the towns
In all the world
In all the galaxies
You had to be
The one into which i've been hurled
In the distance one little man

[Hook]
Oh
Watch over me
While you choose
Who you're going to be
Oh
Watch over me
While you show

Oh, watch over me
While you choose
Who you're going to be
Oh, watch over me
While you show
The globe what you're going to be

Ha

[Verse 1]
I’ll nuke the New Conglomerate
I’m a Super-Don with it
Apocalyptic popping clips like Chewing Gum and if
The Vanu Sovereignty obviously got to be cross at me
It’s because I’m possibly one of the
Hottest technology properties
You’ve probably seen

Eighteen years, eighteen years
Been Rainbow Sixing for eighteen years
Eagles Watch as I throw Rogue Spears
Through Covert Ops to the Missions in Korea
A Lone Wolf pulls out the Black Thorn
As a Raven Shield meets Athena Sword
With her Iron Wrath flying like a Black Arrow
On Lockdown in the Critical Hour

[Intro]
It's
It's
It's like I'm
It's like I'm seeing for the first time
It's like I'm hearing my first rhyme
It's like I'm seeing for the first time
It's like I'm here

I bring the beat to life
Speak my mind
People take a peek inside
Believe I'm nice
Hear me defy
thee to even find
an MC as deep as I
A decent guy

One morning i woke up
With such a bad head
I thought i'd been hit by a tow truck
Smack
No such luck
Look down and notice that im wearing no top
No socks and no trousers, oh fock
Bits and bobs jiggling around so much

Following total atomic annihilation
It may fall to you to save the great nation
That's why Vault-Tec have made extra preparation
And are proud to present you a special education
Regarding aptitude
You are an absolutely
Unique amalgamation of attributes
Now it's time to find out in which you excel

[Verse 1: Dan Bull]
Have you ever been so hung over
That you don't know whether you just woke from a coma?
But you're teetotal
You're totally sober
So it's gotta be your body's bones that are broken
A global explosion
A tyrannical virus

I Wander (x4)

I wander last alone far from home
I've got so far to roam
How can you go back
When you don't know where you started?
No!
Crumbling rocks and stones

A word in your ear if I may...

Well met, stranger
Elated to make your acquaintance
Now, may I entertain you with some quotations over cadence?
You see, I bear some rare, amazing information
And you look like someone who is used to strange situations
There is a hidden portal within the Bard's College

The dragonborn returns to life,
With awful burning eyes,
To the hidden fortress!
The time has dawned
To turn the tide!
"Return the prince's daughter,
To the north across the water."
Lean off my horse

I've suffered cold nights
Discovered old shrines
Dug in gold mines
Won untold fights
Knocked back whole pints
Of mulled wine
Endeavoured to climb
And weather the heights

Who's rapping?
Dovahkiin
Dragons?
I'm not over keen
I'll dice them like a knife
Slicing right through
An Aubergine
My dragon shout flow

Open your little door
Step out into the downpour
Listen to the sound your
Listen to the sound your soul makes
as if it's soulmates
with the ground
The rain falls down
The ground

[Verse]
Hi, I’m Nigel Burke
You might know me as the guy that lurks
In the hospital pulling back the final curtains
As saving lives is my line of work
I’m overworked, and I’m overpaid
Nobody else gets home as late
No time to poo, no time to wee

I can't walk the streets at night
without seeing violence, people fighting
drunk girls on their knees and crying
no wonder young people feel a need to buy drink
but it's not to do with alcohol
It's about losing self control
You'd sell your soul to get out this hole
so you keep digging down like hell's your goal

[Verse 1]
You're a dead man walking
Going hard on the brakes
It's like you're Dead Man Walkn
Going hard on the breaks
I'm going to LA
To roll over you, ese
Then I've got to get to New York today

From Black Marsh, we are Argonians
Other breeds act harsh, treat us as lowly ‘uns
We’ve been cursed, trodden into the dirt
So we developed a thick skin, there’s little can hurt us
And when it does, we’re the best at Restoration
Quick to mend, assist a friend to get to destinations
Never raise voices, forever stay moist
In the everglade place, we settled and made choices

Hello. It's Dan Bull. Guinness World Records challenged me to male a song using content from that books: "Guinness World Records 2016", "Guinness World Records 2016: Gamers edition". Well, I said I can make songs out of anything, so challenge accepted, here we go.

verse 1

If you're a tortoise
It doesn't matter
You can still be the fastest tortoise on the planet
Practise makes perfect

The fungus' hunger
Has plundered and plummeted us
From the humdrum to the hunted
As the county crumbles to dust
The life of a surviver's living in quarantine
This isn't a holiday
This is military policy
There's a rift, as emboldened

I used to be trapped in the elevator
waiting for fate to favour me
then I realised that in real life
nothing would be handed on a plate to me
Before I deserved dessert
I'd have to taste the savoury
each and every flavour
even when it'd make me heave

[Verse 1]
I'm a dastardly master thief
The chance of you actually catching me
Is but minimal I've maximum mastery
Mastered each of my skills to the max, you see
That's the key
I treat combat as last and least
Because I vastly prefer sneaking past with ease

The dystopia
Gets slowly worse
Over the years
We're going to burn

And I'm sorry for making you scared
But it's a sorry state of affairs

Good evening, do you know any good monsters?
Did you ever swerve your car
At today's top speed
Of thirty-five miles an hour
Into an automobile?
Do you ever do the dishes for
Your wife? I should say not
Mrs carter doesn't really mind

I check out my Twitter feed occasionally
and the shit I see's basically make believe
Peeps claim it's the place to be
but that amazes me because it tastes of wee
All the food for thought here's the sort to damage you
If it was a restaurant I'd talk to the manager
Quick, Twitpic, you should have brought your camera
now breaking a story's a sport for amateurs

An eagle soares
As the streets all crawl with people, stores and debris on the floor
We sweep up in awe at the cathedral walls
This city's laws are in need of rehaul
Freedom calls
Soldiers amassing and stacking their ammunition deep in the courts
Stand in a rank v. tattered banners and flags enacting a massacre
The assassins see this and leap from the walls unsure what the August Decrees did at all

My wisdom teeth are causing me trouble
forming a huddle in the back of my mouth
and now to talk is a struggle
so I trade the punchlines for more of a subtle approach
and just hope you decode more than all of the puzzle
'cause of course I've gone pop, I wasn't born in a bubble
Fuck my kingdom for a horse, I'd give my horse for a cuddle
and I'm bored of all the posturing a lot of hip hoppers bring

[Verse 1: Shizzy VI]
You're looking at the biggest beast in Warcraft
Armour way stronger than the steel that your sword has
Sharper than the claws of every demon you've encountered
And I'm known for burning legions, since no one matches my power
Blood spills, I get the taste for fun
Pop flyer than a Harpy you'll be leaving as a faceless one
Will I rule this world no doubt one day