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Картман-
В Калифорнии
бомжам хорошо живется
В Калифорнии
для бомжей все условия
В городе
Санта-Моника
много богатых людей

I love you, Jesus
I want you to walk with me
I'll take good care of ya, baby
Call you my baby, baby
You died for my sins
And you know that I would die for you, right?
What's the matter, baby?
You're tremblin' Jesus, ba-baaaaaayyyy

I'm sailing away
Set an open course for the virgin sea
'Cause I've got to be free
Free to face the life that's ahead of me

On board I'm the captain
So climb aboard
We'll search for tomorrow

Fingerbang!
Bang-bang!
Fingerbang-bang!
Bangbangbang!

I'm gonna fingerbang-bang you into my life
Girl, you like to fingerbang, and it's alright.
'Cause I'm the king of fingerbang; let's not fight

I've got a golden ticket!
I've got a golden twinkle in my eye!
(Cartman laughs and throws the toy he was going to buy on the ground)
(The store guy asks: "Hey, don't you wanna buy that toy?")
No, I don't need the toy, I've found something better!
Cause I've got a golden ticket!
I've got a golden chance to make my daaaayyyyyy!

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Его я ненавижу больше всего
Давайте споем все вместе
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Cartman: WEEELL Kyle mom's a bitch she's a big fat bitch, she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world she's a stupid bitch if there ever was a bitch, she's a bitch to all the boys and girls

Kyle: SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH CARTMAN!

Cartman: On Monday she's a bitch, on Tuesday she's a bitch, on Wensday though Saturday she's a bitch, then on Sunday just to be different she's a super king kong mega-mega bitch!

Cartman: Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world she's a mean old bitch and she has stupid hair she's a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch she's a stupid bitch! Kyle's mom's a bitch and she's just a dirty bitch! Kyle's mom is a BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCHahhh!

O Holy Night! The stars are brightly shining,
It is the night of the dear Saviour's birth.
Long lay the world in sin and error pining.
Till He appeared and the Spirit felt its worth.
A thrill of hope the weary world rejoices,
For yonder breaks a new and glorious morn.
Fall on your knees! Oh, hear the angel voices!
O night divine, the night when Christ was born;

Mum mum mum mah
Mum mum mum mah
Mum mum mum mah
Mum mum mum mah
Mum mum mum

I wanna hold 'em like they do in Texas Plays
A little gamblin' is fun when you're with me (I love it)

Remember how it use to be in the third grade
We use to laugh & play & charish each day in the third grade
We learned wonderous things from our thecher so nice sat on marshmallow desks- with teddy bear smiles the world seemed to all make snese-but that sense seems to slowly fade after third grade
In third grade we use to write with crayons we would make sparkly pictures with glitter & glue
We had warm cookies & hearts full of love
& there wasn't a care in the world for me--or for you
There's's not a thing in this life that i wouldn't trade, just to back one minute to third grade

[Verse 1]
I've been feelin' sad, I've been feelin' sad
Can't talk to my mom, don't even have a dad
I can't go on, what is livin' for?
My heart screams, "I don't wanna live no more"

[Chorus]
Eric, we don't want you to die

Well, I'm a badass Cowboy livin' in the Cowboy days.
Wiggy, wiggy, scratch, yo, yo, bang, bang.
Me and Artemis Clyde frog go save Salma Hayek from the big metal spider.
A wiggy wig wig wiggy wiggy wig
Fresh cowboy from the west side
Wiggy wiggy scratch yo yo bang bang
Me and Artemis Clyde frog go save Salma frog polly prissy pants
Go down to, well... rumpletumpskin