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G C D
A kiss is not a contract, but it's very nice

Mmmmm, very nice
G C
Just because you've been exploring my mouth
D
Doesn't mean you get to take an expedition further south, no

In the marmalade forest [forest]
Between the make believe trees
In a cottage cheese cottage
Lives Albi [Albi] Albi [Albi]
Albi the racist dragon

Part 6

Oh my God. She’s so hot. She’s so flippin’ hot. She’s like a curry.
I want to tell her how hot she is, but she’ll think I’m being sexist.
She’s so hot she’s making me sexist.

Bitch.

I think I need a 1983 Casio DG-20 electric guitar, set to electric mandolin
Some drums…Yeah…Hear me now!

Girl
Tonight we're gonna make love
You know how I know?
Because it's Wednesday
And Wednesday night is the night that we usually make love

Monday night is my night to cook
Tuesday night we go and visit your mother

Fashion
Fa-fa-fa-faashion
St-st-style
Lo-lo-lo-lo-look look look

I'm the edge, I'm the chic, I'm the taste,
I'm larger than life with just a hint of lace
I'm the vanguard, I'm the air, I'm the vogue

Je voudrais une croissant
Je suis enchante
Ou est le bibliotheque?
Voila mon passport
Ah, Gerard Depardieu
Un baguette, ah ha ha, oh oh oh oh
Ba Ba ba-ba Bow!
Foux da fa fa

Friends sing together.
Friends do
things together.
Friends laugh together.
Friends may grouse
together.

Friends help you

Friends sing together, la, la, la, la
Friends do things together, la, la, la, la
Friends laugh together, ha, ha, ha, ha
Friends make graphs together, la, la, la, la

Friends help you when you're in danger
Friends are people who are not strangers
Friends help you shift into a new place

I'm the mother flippin' Rhymenocerous
My beats are fly and the birds are on my back
And I'm horny
I'm horny
If you choose to proceed you will indeed concede
Cos I hit you with my flow
The Wild Rhino Stampede.
I'm not just wild, I'm trained,

Some people say that rappers don’t have feelings
We have feelings. (We have feelings)
Some people say that we are not rappers. (We’re rappers.)
That hurts our feelings.
(Hurts our feelings when you say we’re not rappers.)
Some people say that rappers are invincible
We’re vincible. (We’re vincible.)
What you are about to hear are true stories

So, you’re leaving, aren’t you?
I knew it when you said just then when you told me you were leaving
That’s when I definitely knew
But if you’re trying to break my heart
Your plan is flawed from the start
You can’t break my heart, it’s liquid
It melted when I met you
And as you turn around to leave

If you want me to, I can hang 'round with you
If I only knew, that's what you're into

You and him, him and you
If that's what you're into
Him hangin' round, around you
You hangin' round, yeah you're there too

Inner-city life,inner-city pressure
The concrete worldis starting to get ya
The city is alive,the city is expanding
Living in the citycan be demanding

You've pawned everything,everything you own
Your toothbrush jarand a camera phone
You don't know where you're going,you cross the street

Aww yeah
That’s right baby.
Girl, tonight we’re gonna make love. You know how I know, baby? ‘Cause it’s Wednesday. And Wednesday night is the night that we make love. Tuesday night’s the night that we go and visit your mother, but Wednesday night is the night that we make love. ‘Cause everything is just right conditions are perfect. There’s nothing good on TV. Conditions are perfect. You lean in close and say something sexy like, “I might go to bed I’ve got work in the morning.” I know what you’re trying to say baby. You’re trying to say, “Oh, yeah. It’s business time. It’s business time.”

It’s business.
It’s business time.
That’s what you’re trying to say you’re trying to say let’s get down to business it’s business time.

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Хочу я сделать что-то
Для милых женщин всей земли!
-Оу ее..
Хочу я сделать что-то
Для милых женщин всей земли!
-Я все сделаю!

Goodbye, Goodbyeee, Leggie Blonde.
Everyday I look across the office floor, there you were, you're hair down to you're legs and you're legs down to the floor.
Leggie blonde, goodbye. Goodbye.

Now that you are gone I'll never see you here for tech repair, wish you knew how much I loved you're legs, and you're hair. Leggie Blonde, goodbye. Goodbye

Leggie leggie leggie leggie
Leggie leggie leggie leggie

Too many mutha'uckas
Uckin’ with my shi-
There’s too many mutha'uckas
Uckin’ with my shi-
Uckin’ with my shi-
Too many mutha'uckas
Uckin’ with my shi-
With my shi-

Too many mutha uckas
Uckin' with my shi-
There's too many mutha uckas
Uckin' with my shi-
Uckin' with my shi-
Too many mutha uckas
Uckin' with my shi-
With my shi-

Lives are like delicate pencils
If you push them too hard they're gonna break
And people are like paper dolls
Paper dolls and people, they're a similar shape
Hmm hmm hm

Love is like a roll of tape
It's real good for making two things one

Petrov, Yelyena, and me. Lost, but happy, at sea
Petrov and Yelyena said to me "Shouldn't we have something to eat?"

Well, I say "There are plenty of fish in the sea"
But all they can see... is me.

They say, "Any last requests?" Biding my time, I say "Yes.
I want to party, just we three. Lost, but happy at sea."

I was wandering through the streets of the city
Rambling through the the avenues of time
When from nowhere my eyes fell onto a girl
And by chance her eyes fell onto mine
Ah...

So I sat and I acted all nonchalant
She smoked her lavender cigarette

Rejected
Flight Of The Conchords (Vocal By Rhys Darby)
Series Two - Episode One - A Good Opportunity

Rejected, thrown Away
Affected, I don't know what to say
Ejected, cast out to the sea
Disconnected, they didn't want me

The distant future,
The year 2000
The distant future,
The year 2000
The distant future,
The distant future.

It is the distant future,

Let me tell you...

I see you girls checkin' out my trunks
I see you girls checkin' out the front of my trunks
I see you girls lookin' at my junk
Then checkin' out my rump
Then back to my sugalumps

The Humans Are Dead lyrics

The distant future
The year 2000
The distant future, the year 2000
The distant future
The distant future

I'm the pretty prince of parties
You're a tasty piece of pastry
You're so lighty, flighty, flakey
I go where the party takes me

I'm a funky monkey junky
You're a flunky, bunky donkey
You're a picture of the devil's daughter

Children on the streets using guns and knives
Taking drugs and each other's lives
Killing each other using knives and forks
And calling each other names like dork

There's people on the street getting diseases from monkeys
Yeah that's what I said, their getting diseases from monkeys
Whys this happening, please, whose been touching these monkeys

Too many dicks on the dance floor
Too many dicks on the dance floor
Too many dicks
Too many dicks on the dance floor
Too many dicks
Too many dicks on the dance floor
Too many dicks

We're Both In Love With A Sexy Lady
Flight Of The Conchords
Series Two - Episode Six - Love Is A Weapon Of Choice

I think I've fallen in love with a girl, and it's serious
Oh thats great news Bret, tell me 'bout that girl thats so serious
Well I don't really know her
Oh, that don't sound so serious

It's a cold night
beneath the street light
there's a man
whose pants are too tight.
Oh no,
his pants are too tight.
My pants are too tight.