- 50 Days Before the Hun
50 days before the hun
my brothers in the cheap seats
came up with an ingenious plan
came up with a brilliant scheme
they would smile as they'd smile in the stocks
they would grizzle then return to their sheds
sea-salt crackers with the sea-salt taken out
then served to the grateful twats
- Adeadenemyalwayssmellsgood
Roll on
Your pity sets the bar so high
I can't believe it believe it myself
What a guy!
Your pity sets the bar so white
I can't believe it believe it myself
What a guy!
- Arming Eritrea
Come on, Rick, I'm not a prize.
I'm not a cynic or one of those guys.
Come on, Rick, I'm not a rope,
Now pull your socks up.
Come on, Rick, I'm not a child,
I'm not special or one of a kind.
Come on Rick, I'm not a drunk,
I know my own worth,
- Back When I Was Brilliant
i'm in hamburg for a week
do you know a nice thai place?
i have a birthday while i'm there
call an undertaker
i'm a prisoner of fun
completely especially anatomically blown-up
for the lesser mortals
- Beneath the Waves an Ocean
Three men walk into a café
Take a corner booth - and wait for context
Excuse me madam, this service is a joke
I came in here for anecdotes and left with
Friends I'll never sing for
You're not just a punchline now
You're more than the end of something
- City of Exploded Children
Chicken tikka bath salts found at bus stops
Social gravy - sweet momentum
Underneath the city of exploded children
Underneath the city everything is fine
Underneath the city of exploded children
Underneath the city everything is fine
Underneath the city of exploded children
- Fuck the Countryside Alliance
Meadows, meadows
Thanks for the meadows
You take the a-roads
And we'll have the towns
Tories, Tories
Thanks for the Tories
You sleep with devils
- Goals In Slow Motion
Dan, Dan, you're a good man
But you better not speak for me
I spent sixteen hours in a luggage rack
With these children at my feet
They thought I was Brazilian
They made me sign their boots
A special talent trapped inside
The body of a youth
- I Am the Least of Your Problems
Woke in a ditch where the bitches grin to the sound of the present tense
How many sound checks can a man ignore before he turns into a shadow of himself?
I've got nothing left but an autograph and the strangest sense of doubt
I think the name belongs to me
But someone else is living with it
I am the least of your problems
But I don't mind
- Kept by Bees
There's nothing like being owned
Kept by beens in a jelly mould
Brought out on special occasions
Served with black entertainment
Measured by the size of the rash minus income
Make it stop, we could all get together
And fucking burn the lot
Kept by bees in a glass case
- My Gymnastic Past
From wild summers
To wild winters
Better bovine than equine
Better bovine than equine
From bold brothers
For stolen moments
Better bovine than equine
- My Wife Is Unhappy
He'd found her on the floor
They'd had to sell the sofa
The children had departed
But beer won't buy itself
He'd kissed her on the cheek
And placed her palms together
If furniture is sadness
Then he would celebrate her
- Plague of Onces
Come alone
Yes
Why put the body where the body don't want to go?
Under my nails?
Yes
Why put the body where the body don't want to go?
I don't need a point because I didn't last summer
- Real Men Hunt In Packs
Forty six seconds in your company
Or ninety four tears in a frozen wasteland
Thirty eight minutes in a chicken's nightmare
Or sixty two welcome homes in a dream
Hurry up and get some juice for the juice man
No big heads or the big man will loose your head
Button up and lock your heart on the way out
Tell your friends last night was the perfect fit
- Robocop 4 - Fuck Off Robocop
I think everybody has fantasised what they would ask Elvis if he was still alive. I know what I would ask him:
"What's your favourite film?")
Jaws? Jaws 2? More Jaws? or Jaws rebooted?
Please, let's take a second to think about a future state of love and bliss
Brought to you by wish lists of eight year old boys who only crave explosions
Why?
Well, being eight, they have an excuse - they'rre eight!
- Small Bones Small Bodies
Small bones small bodies, sink into semantics
The slightest excuse - the tiniest exo-skeleton
She said, the fossil, it sets such a standard
Forgetting the reason - small bones, bigger problems
With this, I miss you, I finally admit that
And beg forgiveness, my finest exo-skeleton
I am the fossil, we are the fossil, that beg forgiveness
Small bones small bodies
- Suddenly It's a Folk Song
Made a living from contract bridge
Boring, but magnificent
Surely you're amazed by it
Suddenly these processes
Do not seem significant
Now we are not worthy of friends
Open wide for - sudden folk songs
- The Hope that House Built
In the end everybody wins
as long as we remember there's a reason for
incredible wealth (incredible wealth) incredible luck (incredible luck)
Don't despair, life is just a dream
and nobody can judge us if we choose to face it gradually (it gradually) makes everything right (means nothing can beat us)
Come join, come join our hopeless cause
Come join, come join our lost cause
- The Lord Hates a Coward
Tales are told of terrible men
Of anger, poise and pride
She's got a lot of pickled onions
Hanging from her thighs
Then violence solved everything
Violence, she solved everything
Violence solved everything
Violence, she solved everything