1, 2, 3... Slamokay, here's the story about my mom and dad
one was white
one was black
i bet you think you're glad
i'm a half breed, my skin is fair yet tan
i don't know what the hell i'm on
so 1, 2...1, 2, 3 slam!!!
kinky hair when i wake up
A Nice Place To Visit...I take a look around
think of places I have been
there really aren't too many
I would like to see again
I've been to 30
8 of 50 states
most of them I'd shut down
3 or 4 of them are great
Asshole***Lyrics***
I don't like the things you like
And you don't like the things I like
She don't like the things they like
So who the fuck is really right
See a skinhead at a show
Let him know he's got to go
Fuck white power, the KKK
Bakers DozenOh my god
I'm confused!
I want to go punk
But there's way too many rules
Pardon me
Mr. Punker
I'm looking for some insight
on the core that's right for me
Im Destroying The Worldhey mark its fourth and goal
why don't you get your dad a beer
and do us all a favor
get your punk ass out of here
dear i think our son's retarded
he likes to read not watch tv
mark never plays no football
with the kids across the street
LipstickOn a Tuesday afternoon
My mom came in my room
And said, "Get the fuck up out of bed,
And get a God damn job."
So I told her
"Hey, hey, fuck you mom
And I threw the phone at her head
But I missed and hit her in the snatch
Pee In The ShowerI'm not who you think I am
And I think you could use a head exam
And I know I'm not always right
But how can we make babies
If you won't spend the night
Just because I live like an animal
(chorus)Room smells like a petting zoo
Sometimes I go pee in the shower
Sucking Dick For BeerShe's a little angel
only 17
she don't need no money
she just winks her eye
she wont give you any
but if your in a band
then she'll call you daddy
I think you understand
Upside Down Space CockroachI've seen a lone finger waving in the air
A simple celebration of self-despair
The transmission means nothing
This man is unaware
All alone in the stadium surviving on welfare
Denialism
Working for the minimum