- 1, 2, 3... Slam
okay, here's the story about my mom and dad
one was white
one was black
i bet you think you're glad
i'm a half breed, my skin is fair yet tan
i don't know what the hell i'm on
so 1, 2...1, 2, 3 slam!!!
kinky hair when i wake up
- A Nice Place To Visit...
I take a look around
think of places I have been
there really aren't too many
I would like to see again
I've been to 30
8 of 50 states
most of them I'd shut down
3 or 4 of them are great
- Asshole
***Lyrics***
I don't like the things you like
And you don't like the things I like
She don't like the things they like
So who the fuck is really right
See a skinhead at a show
Let him know he's got to go
Fuck white power, the KKK
- Bakers Dozen
Oh my god
I'm confused!
I want to go punk
But there's way too many rules
Pardon me
Mr. Punker
I'm looking for some insight
on the core that's right for me
- Im Destroying The World
hey mark its fourth and goal
why don't you get your dad a beer
and do us all a favor
get your punk ass out of here
dear i think our son's retarded
he likes to read not watch tv
mark never plays no football
with the kids across the street
- Lipstick
On a Tuesday afternoon
My mom came in my room
And said, "Get the fuck up out of bed,
And get a God damn job."
So I told her
"Hey, hey, fuck you mom
And I threw the phone at her head
But I missed and hit her in the snatch
- Pee In The Shower
I'm not who you think I am
And I think you could use a head exam
And I know I'm not always right
But how can we make babies
If you won't spend the night
Just because I live like an animal
(chorus)Room smells like a petting zoo
Sometimes I go pee in the shower
- Sucking Dick For Beer
She's a little angel
only 17
she don't need no money
she just winks her eye
she wont give you any
but if your in a band
then she'll call you daddy
I think you understand
- Upside Down Space Cockroach
I've seen a lone finger waving in the air
A simple celebration of self-despair
The transmission means nothing
This man is unaware
All alone in the stadium surviving on welfare
Denialism
Working for the minimum