- Corpse Grindin' Man
When relationships are in the pits and nothing's going right,
I'll take a trip to the graveyard and I'll pick out a site,
A fresh new grave a corpse I crave, I'll dig her up tonight,
She won't scream or cuss or raise a fuss and we won't ever fight.
Now I know the chances were so slim for you and I to date,
But I thank god for mortality, now you can be my mate,
I know that you've been dead a while I honestly don't mind,
Cause you still have that tender smile, you've always been so kind!
- Homicidal Maniac
You don't like me much at all
I'd sure like to see you fall
You're a prick and I'm a little runt
You're the king of the neighborhood
I'm ugly and misunderstood
I got somethin' to say so I'll make it blunt
I was the kid back in school that you hurt
- Ima Killer
Olive green was the color of her pretty eyes
Soft and warm was the feeling in between her thighs
69 is the number that we used in bed
I forget how many times that you fucked with my head
God damn I don’t think I’ll ever understand
God damn could I ever really be your man?
I know I never want to be alone
How’d I ever think that I could call you my own
- It's Only the End of The World
Now the women are cryin' and the kids are dyin' and the men are runnin' away
Somethin' weird has happened and the devil he's a-laughin' and the church don't know what to say
Now the recently deceased have been openin' their eyes, but I know it's been prophesied
Through the comics I've been readin' and the movies I've been seein', so it comes to me as no surprise
And I don't care, I didn't warn the human race
It's only fair, oh that we take our place
- Kokomo
Hey-ey-ey!
It's Friday night the schmucks are out, the worthless people cruising around
and causing fights, hey that's alright!
I said God and I are on our thrones,and telling ya'll just where to go.
Well it might be hell, won't that be swell?
And soon you'll all be dead
- Maria
Sweet Jesus, please help Maria
I tried holy water and I tried tequila
Her skin is turning green
She's becoming more obscene
And now she sticks a crucifix up her vagina
Now Maria thinks it's also funny
All the while I know it's blasphemy
- Ouija
am c
Gonna play a show at a house tonight
d am
Gonna turn up the tunes gonna turn down the lights
am c
Kids lookin' ripe and lookin' good
d am
Who's to say I wouldn't only if I could?
- Suckers
I stepped outta the bar and into the street
And there she was standin' there
A sexy momma lookin' so petite
With red lips and jet black hair
I said, "I'm lonely tonight
so you're comin' with me. Oh, honey, lucky you!"
She said, "You're kinda short, but you'll have to do
'cause tonight I'm lookin' to screw!"
- That Time of the Month
The moon tonight it shines so bright reflects off your teeth as you snarl and bite
Your breasts grow hair you know I don’t care you’re still my gal but I would not dare
Upset you now there’s sweat on my brow I swallow my pride as you start to growl
That time again because of your sin you’re on the rag and the killings begin
Up and down the streets of town I look for a wolf but she can’t be found
Oh girl is it wrong when you’re in that thong
When I know that you won’t be a girl for long
You slut you tease you dancing sleaze I’m on my knees and I’m begging you please
- The Hearse Song
Don't ever laugh as a hearse goes by,
For you may be the next to die.
They wrap you up in a big white sheet,
From your head down to your feet.
They put you in a big black box
And cover you up with dirt and rocks,
And all goes well for about a week,
- The Object Of My Infection - Live
"I got my figures on the wall
Comics stacked up in the hall
I got a movie in my DVD player
I got my music that I love
And a girl sent from above
I got my problems
But they seem to little next to her
- Transvestites can be cannibals too
Don't like the way that I look in my own clothes
so I wear my wife's when I go to the town
You think it's gross when I'm wearin' her pantyhose
You call me sick and you call me a clown
I think I may, I think I might have human tonight
Don't come to me 'cause I'm comin' to you
I think I may, I think I might have you for a bite
I'm gonna cook me up some he-man stew
- Vampire's Night Out
Went to a bar, I saw you sittin' there.
Pretty thin and your skin so dang fair.
Offered me a drink, I said "No, but that's sweet."
Didn't have a clue I saw you as meat.
Talked for a while, started to smoke a cigarette,
you said you wanted to party.
I said "I bet. College girl like you, with nothin' to do, let's go back to my place and I'll show you a thing or two."
Went back to my apartment, started to mess around. But when I showed her my fangs she showed me a frown.