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What in there? / Something in air... / Do you smell penis? It smell you! / It smell penis coming from poo. / Penis is searching / The mouth is open / Preparation-H inside I’m a hope-in’ / Tooth bite penis / Ouch! / You make sneaker sound, what you say? / No time to lose. / My penis will will save my penis / Monkey smell cat poopie / Why?

I put spaghetti in my toilet / I flushed it down / Oh baby baby I love that flushing sound / Then I pored Wheat chexs in my toilet I stirred them around / Oh baby, then I flushed them down. / I pushed my dog into my toilet and tried to flush her down / I tried and tried to flush her down / But she just kept spinning and spinning around / Ohh la la la Ohh la la la Umm la la la la

Hello Baby, / (hello baby, hello baby) / we got a date / (Hello baby, you know we’ve got a date!) / I got a date to cut your head off! / (I’m gonna cut your head, cut your head off) / Uh, baby uh don’t you be afraid / (Please, please, don’t be afraid!) / Cause I’m gonna / (He’s gonna cut your head off) / cut your head off about a half past eight! / (He’ll cut your head off bout half past eight He’ll cut your head off and it’s going to be great!) / I’m gonna uh hold you uh with my uh great big fingers / (He’s going to hold you still with his great big fingers) / And I’m gonna cut your head off / about a half past eight har har har har har / (ha hah ha ha)

Hit it boy / His head’s no bigger than a soccer ball / Hemorrhoy’s only five foot 9 / He’s not even athletically gifted / What makes him so fine? / It must be something in the way he walks / Just take a look at those bowling shoes / Hemorrhoy Rogers, he likes to go bowling / Hemorrhoy Rogers, he don’t need no excuse / We hear and obey, we here and obey

Hemorrhoy Rogers is a special guy / Hemorrhoy Rogers fell out of the sky / Now he’s dead / Broke open his head / Das Hemorrhoy requiem / That big fool / living with drool / He never learned my rule. / His body is rotting and will be gone soon / Hurry my friend and go get a spoon / We’ll eat his brain / consume his past pain / It tastes great / Like dozens of apple jacks? / Never again shall trouble befall us / and if it does it’s not my fault this time! / Hemorrhoy Rogers is a special guy / Hemorrhoy Rogers fell out of the sky

Take this dog and shove it up your nose / Shove this dog up your nose / I don’t want it shove it up your nose / If you don’t take dog I’ll spit into your mouth / You better do what you told / Shove dog up nose. / Then shove preparation-h up your nose down your throat up your nose down your throat / Shove this dog you have up your nose further up your nose / Take this take that shove this up your nose.

We are retards. You and me tards. / We are retards. / We are retarded, watch us lounge around / We are the retarded / We’ll rock this little town / because / We are retards you and me tards / We are retards / self- propelled retards / Propel me very far / Self-propelled retard / Propel me very hard / We are retards you and me tards