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We're Aztec priests so mind your head,
Our prisoners always wind up dead.
Our favourite colour is blood red,
We're not nice.

At an Aztec temples opening day,
We priest would please the gods this way.
Hoards of enemies we'd slay,

I bet you think the Stuarts were an English dynasty,
But we only came to England when the crown belonged to me,
Our clan may hail from Scotland
But our tales are not a bonnie one, you'll see.

We got the blue blooded blues,
In our blue Stuart shoes,
Each king queen and heir

Ra, ra, Cleopatra!
Famous beauty coming at ya!
Ra ra, patra Cleo!
Guys all go gaga for me-o!
I am a leader And a lady and a queen
I'm Cleopatra
Such a queen, never been seen
I am a pharoah

We are the Roundheads, we don't want kings no more,
That's why we started the English civil war.
People say we're no fun, but we disagree,
Especially when explaining, parliamentary democracy.
We are particularly excited by the notions of jurisprudence...

That's enough dullness, we're the Cavalier crew,
Supporting King Charles, and everything that he'll do.

I'm William the Conqueror
My enemies stood no chance
They call me the first English king
Although I come from France

1066, the Domesday book
I gave to history
So fat, on death my body burst

It starts with a little flea
That jumps upon a rat,
It bites the rat and gives it germs,
And for the rat that’s that.
Then the flea it looks for somewhere else to find its food,
It hops on you and me
And starts to suck our blood...
First you feel a little poorly,

Anyone whose lived around these parts,
Or ever knew'd us,
Is well aware that you should never mess with the Tudors.
My Grandad Henry Seventh,
He beat King Richard,
That's him pictured,
Defeating the Tyke.
He liked his name so much that,

We're the cousins, who ruled over dozens
King George, Tsar Nick and Kaiser Billy
When the century started, we could hardly be parted
But that was long before, the frightful First World War

I'm King George and when young I forged an alliance with these two
Through Queen Vic we were related, together world power she created
I'm Tsar Nicholas with George mischevious, swapped uniforms at posh dos