1x01 part1How.I.Met.Your.Mother.S01
Kids, I'm gonna tell you an incredible story. The story of how I met your mother.
- Are we being punished for something? -No.
- Yeah, is this gonna take a while? -Yes.
Twenty-five years ago, before I was Dad, I had this whole other life. It was way back in 2005. I was 27, just starting to make it as an architect and living in New York with Marshall, my best friend from college. My life was good. And then Uncle Marshall went and screwed the whole thing up.
- Will you marry me?
- Yes. Perfect. And then you're engaged, you pop the champagne, you drink a toast, you have sex on the kitchen floor. Don't have sex on our kitchen floor.
- Got it. Thanks for helping me plan this out, Ted.