- Assemble
Avenging is the best thing that we do
Even though we never heard of an MCU
We're bringing the thunder, without the AC
DC leave justice to us - you angry, DC
Taskmaster's skillset's impressive - wow
But if he wants to mock me
It'll be hammer down
Like Loki - your jokes ain't holdin' up
- Back in the Ring
Guess whose back in the establishment
Reactivated to kick a little ass again
An advocate of Covenant dismantlement
Intergalactic battles? He can handle that
Like a butterfly stepping out the chrysalis
Damn! He's lookin' better than he ever did
- Cuphead Rap
Take a sip of this, I'm an itty bitty Cuphead
One sentence in, I've already made a pun, yep
Picking up steam, wonder why they call me hothead
Struck a deal with the devil, now I'm rackin' up debt
Yes, I made a dumb bet, no need to get upset
I'm a cup of trouble, have you seen my mugshot yet?
Step in front of my finger gun, and you drop dead
Wallop all your bosses, leave 'em all jobless
- Dance of the Sword
[Verse 1 - JT Music]
I thought that I fell in battle a martyr
Not left for dead and dishonored
But when I was resurrected, unarmed
I wasn't a wolf without hunger
Now I'll never settle for any katana
Unless it is deadlier, sharper
Because my guarded posture hardly falters
- Dead to Me
I'll never let you get under my skin
Unless you already did
I know some monsters come from within
One of which I'll never be rid
Crash landed, and Houston we have a problem
Cracked open a planet
And a pandemic caught us
- Don't Hold Your Breath
After the crash landin' left me stranded
On an abandoned oceanic planet
I said to myself, ain't gonna hold my breath
Waitin' around for death
Now that my flag is planted
Add the fact my vessel has been damaged
I've never been the handiest mechanic
I'd better gather scrap and get to scannin'
- Don't Wake Me Up
I'll reap what I sew tomorrow
Nothing left to do
Which pill will I pick to swallow?
Is it red or blue?
Burn the pages of the past
As I choke on smoke and ash
Your fading footsteps, I follow
- Fireborn
[Intro]
[Variant Chorus]
Hold onto hope, I'm homeward bound
In the darkest of night, there's Light to be found
From a spark will be born a fire
Shine through the shadow of doubt
- Five Long Nights
[Verse 1]
I just picked up a new job
But I'm hoping it ain't hard
After all it's the night shift
I'll be working the graveyard
Urban legends aside, I think I'll be fine
- I'll make Widow of you
(Opening)
I'll Make
I'll Make
I'll Make a Widow of You
I'll Make
I'll Make
- Knock Knock
Knock knock, who's there?
Let me check your Pulse, are you scared?
Knock knock, better run, hide
Get to cover and listen for the punchline
This countdown's tickin', is it crunch time?
Smile for Twitch, this stream is up, live
Sneak in and have Thatcher dispatch ya
Got a short Fuze 'cuz I have
- Lonely at the Top
I don't mean to sound conceited to
Those who just don't know me
It's a sad life I've been leadin'
But only because it can get lonely at the top
My homies know it's lonely at the top
Nowhere to go now, so we gotta drop
I'm blowin' up, don't ever plan to stop
- McDungeon
I'm lost, alone and deprived
I've never gotten to go in a mine
My own kind exiled me
now I've lost my chill (my heart's frozen)
They all called me "Incel" (but I'm not)
They said "I bet he'd simp Belle"
(is she hot?) i didn't get that reference
But someday I will
- Never Wake Again
I didn't come to drop bars, I'll be setting 'em high.
There ain't no other Hunter better than I.
Ever been scared? Never have I
Cuz when I amived I was already ready to die.
You'd better catch every line of this manifest of mine -
I'm never dead in my body, I merely left it behind
To transcend immortality, make my legend divine
Because I'm taking humanity up a level tonight!
- No Hero
I got a darkness inside and
It's talking to me
I feel it rumble and writhe
Like a hungry disease a face so ugly I hide
But it longs to be free
Once I've brought it to light
I'll be gone underneath
Swallowed consumed, I am one with the beast
- Pre Sequel Rap
We're going back to the past
Like it was happening now
But these events happened back then
Not actually now am I making any sense when
I'm mapping this out?
It's the Pre-Sequel, dumbass
You getting it now?
I'm the Borderlands king
- Ready or Not
[Intro]
A sense of nausea sets in as their infected flesh rots
And you're up against the hunger of their underfed maws
Yet there's one above the rest - you can never fend off
And he's coming for you next, are you ready or not?
[Verse 1]
When I'm present I want every hat off
- Stargazer
Along the barren plains
Over sweeping mountain ranges
Underneath the deepest sea
Lies a monument to the ancients
All lost in forgotten caves
Through twisting tunnels
Across empty crooked canyons
To luscious jungles
- Survival Rap
If you could understand i'm just another guy
Trying to make it through
Trying to make it by i keep kicking
But I'm only given so much time
Call me Gordon Freeman
I'm only living half a life
You know, I dream in creative mode
Building houses and mountains and
- The Minecraft Life
I got a room made of glass
So the sun wakes me up
I head down to the kitchen, Patfan
Pour me a cup!
It's time to start another day
Let's head into the wild
But you don't need a coat
Because the weather is mild
- Torbjorn Vs Engineer Rap Battle
Ash fills the air among spirals of smoke
Hammers smash anvils, the fire is stoked
Masters of craftsmanship shall clash
Excuse me
can we get away with a dramatic intro?
Ayy, let's get into the action
- Tracer Vs Scout Rap Battle
2 games, 2 heroes, but only one champion!
Cheers, love! The cavalry's here!
Do you even know who you're talkin' to?
3 2 1 GO!
[Verse 1]
It's about time I battle you!