- Ask Dad
Ask Dad, Ask Dad
That's all they ever say
Ask Dad, Ask Dad
They'd take your breath away
Doesn't seem to hurry them
Old Dad's the perfect back-up
Never seems to worry them
- If I Had A Talking Picture Of You
If I had a talking picture of you,
I would run it every time I felt blue,
I would sit there in the gloom,
Of my lonely little room,
And applaud each time you whispered:
'I love you, love you!'
On the screen the moment you came in view,
- Oh By Jingo
Oh By Jingo
In the land of San Domingo
Lived a girl called Oh By Jingo
Ta da, da da da da da da
Oom pah, oom pah, oom pah, oom pah
From the fields and from the marshes
- Putting on The Ritz
Have you seen the well-to-do up and down Park Avenue
On that famous thoroughfare with their noses in the air
High hats and arrow collars, white spats and lots of dollars
Spending every dime for a wonderful time
If you're blue and you don't know where to go to
Why don't you go where fashion sits
Puttin' on the ritz
- The Blue Room
We'll have a blue room,
A new room, for two room.
Where every day's a holiday,
Because you're married to me . . .
Not like a ball room,
A small room, a hall room,
Where I can smoke my pipe away,