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01-girls_go_chopping
02-bite_it_like_a_bulldog
03-monsters_keep_me_company
04-man_skin_boot
05-dr._sin_is_in
06-the_ghosts_of_heceta_head
07-evilyn
08-the_rebirth_of_the_countess

The boy was strangely different
From the others
He'd meet her in the woods
The werewolf girl and witches son
Were lovers,
A match that can not be good

Moonlight -

It's a bounty of meat?
It's all you can eat
they'll never see through my disguise,
I'll season them all with my sauce,
I'll bang their flesh to tenderise

Babeeeeeeeeeeez, babez for breakfast,
and bitches for brunch,

Something’s moving swarming under rugs
Cold flesh cosy home for worms and bugs

Their children, bad omen, these evil seeds will grow
Dark havens, black ravens, thunder’s about to blow

Hell’s already here if we are living to die
Beast loose in paradise

Something’s moving swarming under rugs
Cold flesh cosy home for worms and bugs

Their children, bad omen, these evil seeds will grow
Dark havens, black ravens, thunder’s about to blow

Hell’s already here if we are living to die
Beast loose in paradise

Название: Biomechanic Man
Альбом: Get Heavy
Музыка и текст: Мистер Лорди

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You need some lovin' o' monstermaniac
style and fashion

Caught red handed
Blood drops cover your face
The gun still smoking in your hand

You did not do it
The rest of the world is always wrong
As you see it from where you stand

Burnt all the bridges I have passed
No looking back to the life I once had
-The hate for myself is all that's left now

As blood runs down my arms
I feel peace in my heart...

On my skin the razor blade is shining bright

They called me the Leather Apron
They called me Smiling Jack
They prayed to the heavens above
That I would never ever come back

Can you hear how the children weep?
Chills of fear like a sawblade cutting deep...

"They call me the impaler
The great Nosferatu!"
And with that he explodes .
Across the room
He grabs the Witch and bites her
The Bloodsucker's teeth are sharp
The son smells blood and rips his mom apart

Attention class! - Here we come
We kick your ass - That's lesson one
I know you've been living in heresy
Correction's what you need

Less isn't more - less is less
The more, the better - the most, the best
You gotta turn up the amps past overload

Attention class! - Here we come
We kick your ass - That's lesson one
I know you've been living in heresy
Correction's what you need

Less isn't more - less is less
The more, the better - the most, the best
You gotta turn up the amps past overload

He wasn't found but he has a grave
She couldn't bear giving him up, ever
Not even death could stand in the way
No matter what she'd keep them together

No one could see her hide him
Her mind's at ease
She can only feel desire

Down the isle, your beauty's blinding
All dressed in white, I see you shining,
On today, there's not a cloud in the sky,
But still I've got this haunting feeling,
I fear, this day will end up in tears...

Call off the wedding now,
bad things are coming down

Down the isle, your beauty's blinding
All dressed in white, I see you shining,
Although today there's not a cloud in the sky,
But still I've got this haunting feeling,
I fear this day will end up in tears...

[Chorus:]
Call off the wedding now,

The town went silent as I walked out today
My family didn't have a thing to say
I see the neighbors are avoiding my looks
they know my story as it's all in the books, yeah

But I am happier then ever before
Cause I'm grown man candy story
I know this feeling might not last for long

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You got your invitation.
A family dinner, and tonight you will meet.

No need for hesitation, sugar.
We're gonna love you and it's all we can eat.

Deadache-2008

1. SCG IV
2. Girls Go Chopping
3. Bite It Like A Bulldog
4. Monsters Keep Me Company
5. Man Skin Boot
6. Dr. Sin Is In

Suffice to say it's forgotten
There is truth in every tale
Fear the dark for good reason
Evil always stalks the vale

Denizens of the dark
Are hiding in plain sight
To say they are not real's

You wanted power and you begged for fame
You wanted everything the easy way
You wanted gain without pain
Now your bill is in the mail
You got stronger but your mind got weak
You made a promise that you couldn't keep
You had it all - You lost more
It's all there in the fee

you wanted power and you begged for fame
you wanted everything in the easy way
you wanted gain without pain
now your bill is in the mail

you got stronger but your mind got weak
you made a promise that you couldn't keep
you had it all - you lost more

Now go to sleep, count owls and sheep
You'll dive into deep, into the land of the creeps
Now let go of your soul, step inside the night
Won't be long,
You sing along
The devil's lullaby

I watch over you, come take a ride (into the night)

Oh, ay!

Sneaking out on a Saturday night,
Mommy thinks you know wrong from right,
As you're climbing out of the window,
Something tells you to stop!
But the damned beat is luring you in,
With a promise of excess and sin

I'm going down with the devil
That's what I've been told forever
For all the things that I love lead to hell

Here I go down with the devil
So far it's the best journey ever
I've been told I'm sick
But I'm feeling pretty well

Strapped on the table
The operation begins
Caught in the fable
The doctor is in
The doctor is in - the doctor is in
Oh god help us

Stained, cyan wall tiles

She's so cold
Keeps her distance
Icy queen

I've been told
She's so sense
has always been

Ladies and gentlemen, this is captain Ruiz speaking.
We've reached our cruising altitude of 35,000 feet.
If you look out the window on the left side of the aircraft, you'll see
an enormous flying object on a direct intercept path with us.
Local air traffic control has identified object as
Scare Force One.

We would have landed in Miami in 2hrs and 35minutes where the

She cannot help herself
The voices tell her so
All sinners go to hell
She's gotta help them go

She knows it – it ain't just her fantasy
That drives her
Deep in her – the killer rose

She's a thorn - like a spike
But I just cannot brush her aside
She holds her hands up high - with quiver in fingers

Watch her gringe - afraid of my might
Strapped down in a chair --
Blinded by the headlights
She might feel a bit scarified - it's the ultimate stinger

Fuck you asshole
Fuck you asshole
Sincerely with love

You don't know a thing
You don't have a clue
Your bell never rings
And still you're being you

Spasmodic '84
Electric Dinosaur
Desperado Vampire
This heavy-weight mystique
Way out of your league
I trust my vision in fire

Warp into monster disco hell

At the stroke of midnight
My decision sealed your fate
Won't be leaving without you
You will be with me to stay

You looked so pretty
With your eyes staring in awe
Sealing our love tonight

Название: Girls Go Chopping
Альбом: Deadache
Авторы: Мистер Лорди, Трэйси Липп

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Girls go chopping on the town
Female madness all around

Pigtails
The cutest smiles
But it's all delusion

Kneesocks
The sweetest eyes
It's just a grand illusion

As a kid in kindergarten they made you cry
Told you mommy won't come back and you believed the lie
Classmates in second grade all abandoned you
They laughed as you got your ass kicked right after school

Of all the loser freaks
You were the most undatable
The grades you got in school

Hard Rock Hallelujah!
Hard Rock Hallelujah!

The saints are crippled
On this sinners’ night
Lost are the lambs with no guiding light

The walls come down like thunder

Hard Rock Hallelujah!
Hard Rock Hallelujah!

The saints are crippled
On this sinners’ night
Lost are the lambs with no guiding light

The walls come down like thunder

[Digipack Bonus Track]

It's lovely to see you,
Fall off the stairs,
Breaking your skull in two

There's nothing you won't do
IV with air,

Название: Haunted Town
Альбом: The Monsterican Dream
Текст: Мистер Лорди, Кита
Музыка: Кита

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At 3 AM I looked out the window

The She-Wolf is in heat
Fancies the bloodsucking beast

"How can I make him notice me?
My desire for him's a cancer
I'm just a bitch, out of his league
I'm a pathetic fool - romancer"

Название: Hell Sent In The Clowns
Альбом: Scare Force One
Музыка: Мистер Лорди, Мана
Текст: Мистер Лорди, Трэйси Липп

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Neon hair that's much too bright

Название: Hellbender Turbulence
Альбом: Get Heavy
Текст и музыка: Мистер Лорди

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So she got up in the morning
May this day be the day of confidence

You love that man, with his fingers of knives
The red and green sweater is framed
You bought a chainsaw and you carved it up right
"The saw is the family" it says on the blade

Vulture's making circles in the air
Forensics collect evidence with lots of care
The bodies in the woods by Crystal Lake

Have you ever felt like this
Pissed off at your bitch
We've got a way for you to scratch that itch
Our step by step dissection kit
Is sure to do the trick
No more of that face thar makes you sick

So call this number

I wanna make you broken
Come on cowgirl take a ride
I wanna rip you open
A swinging wrecking ball inside

Let me mount you gently,
Love with a fist
Intruding rear entry

Entering my Hellywood Hills
The vulture is moving in for the kill
Faces of the prey turning white (Ah)
My maw was ready to bite

Put your hands up nobody moves
k-k-k-k-kill and start the grove

Don't tell me how to live, yeah!
I know how I should be, yeah!
Oh, yeah! Patronizing the man, yeah!
I know who and what I am

I'm the best, I'm the best, I'm the best
The best at what I do
I'm the best, I'm the best, I'm the best

Those little furry things
with cute little tails
That little girls love to pet
They are the food for things
all covered in scales
I'll take all I can get

Now listen kiddies

Don't tell me how to live, yeah!
I know how I should be, yeah!
Oh, yeah! Patronizing the man, yeah!
I know who and what I am

I'm the best, I'm the best, I'm the best
The best at what I do
I'm the best, I'm the best, I'm the best

Would you be satisfied
if I told you lies?
Would it make it right?
No, I won't justify
Your masquerade like cries
I know it will go by

There is no soul

Для истории) Песня "Inferno" - редкая демо-запись от Lordi. Сейчас,
пожалуй, наиболее старая из их известных песен. Датируется то ли 1993,
то ли 1995 годом. На счет того, где была выпущена, тоже мнения
разошлись, по-крайней мере я видела 2 варианта в нете.

You did the trick
I didn't see it coming
I did not hear a sound

Though you were quick
I will not be forgiving

You won't be waiting for my return

You did the trick
I didn't see it coming
I did not hear a sound

Though you were quick
I will not be forgiving

You won't be waiting for my return

Название: Kalmageddon
Альбом: The Monsterican Dream
Текст: Мистер Лорди, Калма
Музыка: Мистер Лорди, Калма, P.K. Hell

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You start to feel the cold

Lying by the trees

All wrapped up in leaves

I lay you down to sleep

You're so lovely

The kisses of the sun - Were sweet I didn't blink
I let it in my eyes - Like an exotic drink
The radio playing songs - That I have never heard
I don't know what to say - Oh not another word

Just - la la la la la - It goes around the world
Just - la la la la la - It's all around the world
Just - la la la la la - And everybody's singing

The kisses of the sun - Were sweet I didn't blink
I let it in my eyes - Like an exotic drink
The radio playing songs - That I have never heard
I don't know what to say - Oh not another word

Just - la la la la la - It goes around the world
Just - la la la la la - It's all around the world
Just - la la la la la - And everybody's singing

In the daylight she feels some tight,
She needs to live a life by the moon.
Oh, it's alright though there's sometimes,
A sacrificial slaughter in your tomb.

She could never be,
Some way that I would not be just a bit afraid.
But it's OK,

You were about eleven when your sister pissed you off,
You chopped off her finger and ate it in a hot dog,
You just smile, and shook your head,
The next time she know she'll be dead,
You seem mild, no one knows,
Till you explode!

You're loud and loaded!

Take a step back
Don't look her straight in the eye
Beware that you're saying

You're like a frog on the road
You know you're bound to die
Studded tires are flaying

She had breakfast in the morning
Out the house by afternoon
When her dog barked
That whole night it was a sign
One week later she's still missing
We all wonder could our Mary be alive

We talk about the way she used to smile

I trust my gut real good,
You see the neighbourhood,
I know that everyone has something they're hiding,
but now I'm on the trail,
righteousness will prevail,
he won't be giving no romance this evening!

Ooh, it took me down, (by surprise) I'm on the ground (paralyzed)
Trying not to breath 'cause I know I'll be found
Pray the Lord (my soul to keep) 'till I'm sore (like a hammer)
It's pounding me until I'm driven in

I would be damned if I
Ever fell but could I tell?
I would be damned if I do and damned if I don't

Ooh, it took me down, (by surprise) I'm on the ground (paralyzed)
Trying not to breath 'cause I know I'll be found
Pray the Lord (my soul to keep) 'till I'm sore (like a hammer)
It's pounding me until I'm driven in

I would be damned if I
Ever fell but could I tell?
I would be damned if I do and damned if I don't

If the sun comes up tomorrow
It would see a sight so sad
The Moon is still smiling on me
Right up until dawn

I'm drowning in hate and sorrow
But nothing is quite that bad
There still might be something for me

As the night falls on the town
That's when I rise as day goes down
Through the dusk- To you I creep
I watch you while you sleep

Chorus 1

Free me from my life eternal

Jack and coke, rock and roll, lose control
Dirty thoughts, way too much, not enough

Good girls get bad, get hammered,
Party like Frankenstein.
The place will be a wreck by sunrise,
Franky needs a bride.
Show no control, get hammered,

Her brother took her to the cellar that night
A secret shall remain here
The axe was laying on the floor in plain sight
Soon we'll have nothing to fear

And up the stairs,
Little feet they did climb
Crept in the room with such care

Hey!

I'm gonna rise when the daylight's low,
All dressed to kill and all systems go,
You'll be staring on my late night show!

Sure you can run, but you'll be too slow,
I hate to tell you that I told you so,

Just for spite
Every day, every night
You still wonder, you wonder
From the ashes I rise
by the roll of the dice
You"ll go under, go under

You never realized

Be a hammer hit the nail
Through the skull to the brain
Be a true hatemonger
Get to be a little stronger
Be a tyrant that you are
What you wish you were whatever
Fire fire fire
Still burns you motherfucker

Its breath intoxicating
its ego suffocating
its here in my house -
tryin' to get out

its moves exhilarating
tempers infuriating
its no sage -

It’s breath intoxicating
It’s ego suffocating
It's here in my house
Tryin' to get out

It’s moves exhilarating
Tempers infuriating
It's no sage -

She smiles, she's such a cutie-pie
tempting you to come closer
She's got fire burning in her eyes
And she keeps on pushin' it, baby, keeps on pushin' it!

Touch a little feathery
inviting you to come nearer
She's much too young

Underrated - patronized
Boiling hate is rushing in my veins
Idolized - then despised
Blood will pour down like a crimson rain

It's calm before the storm that's rising from beneath
I'll let my demons out to breathe

We have the right to break the silence!
Anything we play can and will be used against you!
In a court of ROCK!"

Paralyzer smell and they tell us it's the scene of a crime.
Case is on the floor, there's a purpose, gonna do some time
We can hear the evidence that echoes in the air.
Using choke holds, bruising nerves, morons get what they deserve!

Come shove it in
Good ol'disorder
Some accidental homicides
I've been dead in the water

[pre chorus]
Girlic power
Slam you naked on the floor

Can you hear me?
Are you ready?

Clouds are taking deadly form
Black becomes the sky
Locusts start to swarm
Skeletons are brought to life
The branches of the cherry trees

Название: SCG IV
Альбом: Deadache
Автор: Мистер Лорди

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Wrinkled shrunken baby heads
Poisoned spiders in the bed

"Good evening, I'm Sam Romero. We continue our special rapport now on the so-called monster invasion. As of eleven AM today, the president has declared the nation to be under Marshall law. Reports coming in now indicate that mass hysteria continues to spread throughout the globe. It is not yet confirmed by officials what is causing these horrific events, but it is suggested by certain sources that these creatures that are now being spotted throughout the world, are neither human... nor are they wild animals. It is strongly advised that people should stay indoors and if you encounter one of these beings, do NOT try to make contact with them... They will attack without warning! Our very own William Tracey in the sky is now reporting.

[Sam:] Will?...
[William:] Sam! We're here hovering over down-town where the monsters are litterly swarming the city! The freeways are glocked... There is absolutely no way out of down-town. These creatures, they are incredibly strong. A few minutes ago we saw one actually pick up an SUV and throw it in a clump of people. And then... Zoom in on that, yeah. Are we getting that? It's actually looking at us! It's, it's climbing. It's... No, pull up, pull up, pull up!! [explosion]
[White noise]

[Sam:] Will? Ehm, we seem to be suffering from technical difficulties. We'll get back to William Tracy as soon as we get the satellite feed repaired. Hm... In the meantime, we now go live to Joan Carr at the Hellbender Plaza. Joan?...
[Joan:] Sam! I'm standing here with thousands of citizens. The first thing that greeted us when we drove up was the smell of decomposing flesh! The dead are litterly walking the streets! Aah... Even though the people know about the curfew, there is absolutely no trace of police or the military yet. It's understandable that the people feel the urge to get out of their homes and go look for their loved-ones. They don't know what to do and how to cope with all of this. Aah... Something is happening. Eehmm... Oh my God! RUN!!!

I am just a little doll - I live here in your yeard
Your daughter used to play with me
Now your dogs chew up my arms
Sometimes I feel fucked up in the head
That's when I want to see all children dead

There was a day that had a silver lining - I remember the light that I saw
They took me off the conveyer belt - and put me in a box on a shelf

Early morning, she was already up
The plants were watered, her bags were packed
Without warning she gave him a slug
Now her husband's slaughtered
with a 12 gauge whack

Stranglehold of fear - It still won't disappear
It's growing stronger - And still he's watching her

Baby, you look like an actress, do you act?
Lady, I'm throwing a party at my pad
Maybe you're willing to do what you have to
Baby, it looks like you'd

Do it all and even more
Anything at all, anything
Everything, everything

The air is thick with the anticipation
The children waving flags
Today is gonna be the best day of their live
We all know the world is full of evil
He keeps us safe day and night
For our leader we are more than happy to die

Red carpet

From the dark side of the moon
Flies a raven calling onto you
And yet the dawn is getting near
the night awaits exposing all your fears

She'll come to you at night
Like shadow in the skies
Waiting for the sign

ТРЕКЛИСТ:

01. Would you love a monsterman
02. Rock the hell outa you
03. It snows in hell
04. Who's your daddy
05. They only come out at night
06. The chainsaw buffet

I hid them under the floor
For their being here made me sore
And on that day I felt kinda hazy
Now they still gotta be there
'Cause they are not going anywhere
With severed limbs... or call me crazy?
But there are voices in the darkness
In my house every time I close my eyes

Название: The Devil Hides Behind Her Smile
Альбом: Deadache
Авторы: Мистер Лорди, Трэйси Липп

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I come home, and she's there waiting
So sweet and tender honest kind

Название: The Ghosts Of Heceta Head
Альбом: Deadache
Авторы: Мистер Лорди, Амен, Трэйси Липп

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Deep under sea
Their watery grave's giving in

See how the day dies
With the sunset
It touches your hair
And it paints it blood red

Please don't you leave me
I begged and I prayed
You stole my heart

Now beware the streets tonight
Lay low till the sunrise
The undead Casanovas hunt for love

(You may)
Look the doors, drop the blinds
Keep quiet and stay inside
But nothing helps when push comes to shove

First beams of morning sun
Intrude across the room
Illuminating carnage
That spelled out their doom

It's all final -
They got what they deserve
End of rivals -

Французский:

En ce jour d'octobre, les chiens sentirent ma piste
Les feuilles sur les arbres tournairent du rouge au noir
Ton amour se transforma en de l'indolence qui, elle,
Se transforma en peur et ta peur se transforma en haine.
Tu as transformé cette fille en mostre
Quand tu lui as tourné le dos.

I met Mr. Death this morning
He offered me a ride
I said I think I'm not quite ready yet
To travel by your side
Practice what you preach
Then said the count of shadowlands
It doesn't hurt to take a peek
He grinned and grabbed my hand

A house deep in the woods
Covered in haze
Bats caught in spiderwebs
A witches place

A table made of bones
A banquette laid -
Waiting

Do you hear the rumble of fear in the distance?
Louder than thunder, extreme absurd
Your shock can not overcome resistance
Drown the elite of the underworld

[Chorus:]
We are here!
And what you see is what you get

You think they are all dead,
But it's all in your head,
The zombies never left,
They're just a bit faded.

There's no way you can win,
They're on a mission to sin,
They're the rocking dead,

Название: Threatical Trailer
Альбом: The Monsterican Dream
Текст: Мистер Лорди
Музыка: Кита

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This season, they're coming back...

Slither into your garden
I got an apple waiting for a bite
I lick my chops until the hammer drops
you know that it just might

im gonna spiral up higher
wriggle up in the air
its breaking out you cant break it down

OH! Yeahyeahyeahyeah

All the vixens stand in line
Waiting for my fright night
Be the new flesh for the sacrifice

Screaming out the mating call
I've become the lord of love

Oh! Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

All the vixens stand in line
Waiting for my fright night
Be the new flesh for the sacrifice

Screaming out the mating call

Oh! Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

All the vixens stand in line
Waiting for my fright night
Be the new flesh for the sacrifice

Screaming out the mating call

Would you love a monsterman
Could you understand beauty of beast

Fire at will

Fire at will – yeah I would kill
Yeah I would freeze all hell over just to get a chill
Yeah I would slay – Yeah I would maim

Fire at will, will, will, will..
Fire at will!
Yeah, I would kill!
Yeah, I would freeze the hell over just to get a chill.
Yeah, I would slay!
Yeah, I would maim!
Yeah, I would vanish in thin air and reappear again.

Zombierawkmachine

You know it's coming, The earth shakes
You hear it's knocking like hell at the gates
You cannot help it, You let go
You raise your fist and your hair starts to grow
And the masses are marching to this groovy beat
The living dead dancing out in the streets

Ты получила свое приглашение
На семейный обед, и сегодня вечером мы встретимся.
Не нужно колебаться, сладкая,
Мы будем любить тебя и конечно же есть!

Стейки а-ля карт мама делает от всего сердца,
Папа большой любитель запекшейся крови.
Сжатые глаза, настоянные на крови травы -

Девушки идут рубить в город.
Женское безумие повсюду.
Убийства красоток идут чередой.
Дамы смерти ходят на высоких каблуках.

Злобные тетки, сумасшедшие девки -
Кровь, как губная помада на их губах.
Безумные, свирепые особы

Привет, это я, а ты, черт возьми, кто?
Я принес весть от мертвецов!
Сегодня день, когда они оживут
И вонзят свои клыки в ваши шеи!

Воет стая злобных волков,
Пробуждаясь от порочного сна.
Монстрам привет - Привет!

Строгие шары на 01.25!

Now there was something about her
She made the villagers smile
How could anybody wanna hurt her
And wanna make her mommy cry

Angels high

Хард Рок Аллилуйя
Хард Рок Аллилуйя

В огромном зале, в самом центре миров
Где безумен свет и музыки рёв
Где попсовый идол держит свой контроль
Тяжелый мощный риф сегодня король