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The bigger the cushion
The sweeter the pushin'
The looser the waist band
The deeper the quicksand

My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo
I'd love to sink him with my pink torpedo

There's many a strange impulse out on the plains of West Texas;
There's many a young boy who feels things he don't comprehend.
Well small town don't like it when somebody falls between sexes,
No, small town don't like it when a cowboy has feelings for men.

Well I believe in my soul that inside every man there's a feminine,
And inside every lady there's a deep manly voice loud and clear.
Well, a cowboy may brag about things that he does with his women,

Yesterday, I met a guy
The kind I dream about at night
He said, come on, let's take a ride
And I said okay, yeah

Every move he made was really hip
He's hip, uh huh
He could be the one to come

I was really not the sort
To do it on the tennis court
He whipped my ass in tennis
Then I fucked his ass in bed

I couldn't wait to feast my eyes
On his meaty, hairy thighs
He whipped my ass in tennis

You'll probably get sweaters
Underwear and socks
But what you'd really like for Christmas
Is a nice hard cock
You deserve a cute boy
Who's horny and queer
To make the most out
of Christmas cheer

Woke up with a morning woody
Could not keep my hands off my goodies
Alone in bed another day
I guess that's the price you pay
Cause late is when the bars get hopping
By them i'm tired out and dropping
Want a guy on the horizon
When the sun comes up, that's when i'm rising

If you're looking for somewhere to go
Can take you to the movie show
We can sit way in the back
And I'll jack U off

Can't give you everything you want
But I can take you to a restaurant
And if you're not hungry

So many romantic dreams
Are merely bedroom schemes
It's such a nice ideal
Too bad it's rarely real

We're animals at the core
Instincts we can't ignore
You think your civilized

What's a man now?
What's a man mean?
Is he rough or is he rugged?
Is he cultural or clean?

Now it's all changed
It's gotta change more
I think it's gettin' better

Against all odds, we appear
Grew up brainwashed,
But turned out queer
Bunsplitters, rugmunchers too
We screw just how we want to screw

(Chorus)
Hello, hello, hello, homo

Your daydream's aren't forever
Better get your shit together
For a new game

Back to your hometown
Back to your day job
Back to your girlfriend
The biggest lie

He's into sports, looks good in shorts
But you're just another game to him
I've seen his type, seen 'em all my life
Always pulling for the side that's winning

You need someone who cares
So don't look over there
I can show you what you've been missing