- Alcohol
If you want that happy feeling, if you really wanna hit the ceiling.
If you want the world to spin, just get those lagers in.
Alcohol, you get it in bottles.
Alcohol, you get it in cans.
- Banned From The Pubs
Banned from the pubs get out of this place, banned from the pubs cos we don't like your face.
Banned from the pubs get out of that door, banned from the pubs or i'll call the law.
Banned, banned, banned, cos they don't like punks, banned, banned, banned, they treat us like drunks.
Banned from the pubs go on I said go, banned from the pubs can we have a drink ? No !
Banned from the pubs just get out of here, banned from the pubs no you can't have a beer.
- Spirit of Keith Moon
As I stood in the lobby waiting for my key, I felt something strange happening to me.
I rushed up to my room and shut the door, the room was empty but I weren't alone no more.
Well a voice spoke to me but it weren't my own, someone was coming thru' on the psychic telephone.
He said "Hi Arsehole" I'm coming thru', let's have some fun now and smash up this room.
I wanna throw things out the window, I wanna smash up the room.
'Cause I've been possessed by, the spirit of Keith Moon.
- The Jinx
He joins the gang as we leave the pub, we're off downtown to a niteclub.
And whereas usually we'd get in, we don't tonight 'cos we're with him.
We're miles from home waiting for the last bus, but when it comes it don't stop for us
We can't afford a cab and it's quite clear, this wouldn't happen if he weren't here.
He's a jinx, jinx, everything goes wrong.
He's a jinx, jinx, when he string along.
- Transvestite
Over the hills we go my dear, to my house which is near.
It's a little house with red curtained windows, and a fireplace with red gloving cinders.
There I'm gonna screw the arse off you.
I open the door we step inside, you sit down while I switch on the light.
I pour you a drink while you slip-off your shoes, in my mind I know what to do
I am gonna screw the arse off you.