- Mom Its Your Birthday
Mom it's your birthday
Thanks for all the care and love you give
Not to mention the meals
Sometimes I get kinda nervous
And forget to tell you how I feel
I'm a little high strung
It's just because I'm young
Mom I adore ya
- - Little Brot
Little brother,
I remember when you first came home,
Then came another, little brother of our own.
Even when you break my toys,
You will always be my
Little brothers,
Cause you're younger,
We're related, and you're boys
- Agent P
Backing scat: (Dooby dooby doo-ba, dooby dooby doo-ba, dooby dooby doo-ba, dooby dooby doo-ba)
Female Singer: Perry!
Male Singer: He's a semi-aquatic, egg-laying mammal of action
Backing scat: (Dooby dooby doo-ba, dooby dooby doo-ba)
Male Singer: He's a furry little flatfoot, who'll never flinch from a fray!
He's got more than just mad skill
Female Singer: (Wah-ah-ah)
- Alien heart
Announcer: And now, the band you've been waiting for, Max Modem and the Mainframes!
Lawrence: I think my girlfriend is an alien,
Invading force from Planet 10,
Said she was from out of town,
But I know what she meant...
Lawrence and Phineas: I know she's from another galaxy,
Lawrence: I don't know just what she's a-doing with me!
- All the Convoluted Reasons We Pretend to be Divorced
Charlene-2: When a dictator gets deposed,
And then he's thrown into the DOC...
Doofenshmirtz-2: Oy vey!
Charlene-2: His wife is thrown in right beside him
Under key and lock.
So to avoid a situation
With such limited appeal...
Doofenshmirtz-2: Me and Mrs. Doofenshmirtz,
- Backyard Beach
Listen up people and I'll teach ya,
Bout Phineas and Ferb in the backyard beach,
Every mornin' Phineas he gonna say,
Brother what you gonna do today,
Now you see were have fun playing under the sun,
Get in line... get in line cause the wet skis running,
My backyard beach... My backyard beach,
Nothing's out of reach in the backyard beach,
- Chains on Me
I woke up this mornin', and the world was gray
Haven't seen the sun since they hauled me away
The boss man says there's no use in tryin'
He won't let me color outside of the lines
Got these Chains on Me
And, they're draggin' me down
Got these Chains on Me
Hear that clankin' sound?
- Couldn't Kick My Way Right Into Her Heart
My mother's love was always inexplicably linked to kickball,
And my brother was an expert from the start!
But I lacked finesse, so when put to the test,
I couldn't kick my way right into her heart!
Oh yeah!
He tried playing rugby and soccer and football,
He tried kick the can and even martial arts,
- Destroyed Dreams
Baljeet: From the mountains of the Himalayas,
To the valleys of Kashmir.
My forefathers and their four fathers
knew one thing very clear:
That to be a great success in life,
you have to make the grade.
But if I cannot build a prototype,
my dreams will be puréed!
- Do Nothing Day Lyrics
Beautiful, kind and gentle,
And loving and softness and sweetness,
and candy and gum,
Peppermint pink flowers and bunnies and happy songs we can all hum.
Just smile faces on the sun. It's fun.
Slow down and look around you,
- Doof 101
Danny Jacob: He was the king of evil science
Until things went a little awry.[3]
Laura Dickinson: Now he's turning over a brand new leaf
And he's not so bad a guy
Danny and Laura: Now he's got a second chance
And his new life's just begun
C'mon, it's gonna be fun
He's starting over at one
- Everything's Better With Perry
We consider every day a plus
To spend it with a platypus
We're always so ecstatic
'Cause he's semi-aquatic
Our Ornithorhynchus anatinus
Brings smiles to the both of us
Life's never fuddy-duddy
With our web-footed buddy
- F-Games
Na-na na-na na
Na-na na-na na
Na-na na-na na, na na na na-na
Na-na na-na na
Na-na na-na na
Na-na na-na na, na na na na-na
- Gitchee Gitchee Goo
Ladies and Gentlemen, the Ferbettes!
I'm Phineas and this is Ferb, and we're gonna sing a song
Bow, chicka, bow-wow
That's what my baby said
Mow, Mow, Mow
And my heart starts pumpin'
Chicka, chicka, chew-wop
- Gitchi Gitchi Goo
Phineas: Bow, Chicka, Bow-Wow!
Candace/Ferbettes: That's what my baby says!
Phineas: Mow-mow-mow!
Candace/Ferbettes: And my heart starts pumping!
Phineas: Chicka-Chicka Choo Wap!
Candace/Ferbettes: Never gonna stop!
All: Gitchee Gitchee Goo means that I love you!
Phineas: My baby's got her own way of talking,
- Hey Ferb
I know what we're gonna do today,
Though it might sound just a bit cliche,
We can build a rollercoaster,
But this time with songs and dancing.
'Cause when we're back in school
Come next September,
And they ask us, we can both remember
- I Love You Mom
Candace: Mom, it's your birthday.
Thanks for the care and love you give.
Not to mention the meals.
Sometimes I get kinda nervous,
And forget to tell you how I feel.
I'm a little high strung,
It's just because I'm young.
- I Really Don't Hate Christmas
Heinz Doofenshmirtz: You see Valentine's is torture, and my birthday is a mess,
New Year's is a lot of noise, and Arbor Day's a pest!
Halloween's a horror but I guess I must confess
That I really don't hate Christmas!
You see Flag Day is infernal, April Fool's is just a bore,
Mardi Gras a waste, unless you own a candy store,
All these other holidays I can admit that I abhor,
But I really don't hate Christmas.
- I'm Handsome
-Перевод Диснея-
Густая пышная шевелюра,
Глаза так ярко блестят.
Я киселём был, теперь же мускулатуру
Не спрячет даже мой халат.
Эталон, строен и умен.
Никто не может со мной тягаться.
В красоте я абсолютный теперь чемпион.
- I'm Me
I can do it, I can run, I can hunt you down.
You can try, but you can't stop me 'cause I'm gaining ground.
I'm light on my feet and I'm quick to the punch.
I had a heavy breakfast, but a real light lunch.
I'm a raging bonfire, a cherry bomb, I'm me.
I'm rough-and-tumble, I'm the one to beat,
I'm a fresh coat of blacktop burnin' at your feet.
- Isabella's Birthday Song
Today is my birthday and there's just one thing I'm wishing for
To spend some time alone with a certain someone I adore
It doesn't have to be formal or fancy
It's not a deal breaker if it's not romancy
After all of this time, I've lowered my expectations
Baljeet, Buford: Expectations...
Isabella: Don't need a limo or a corsage,
Just him and me without the entourage
- JPOP Welcome to Tokyo
Welcome to Tokyo
Being glad that you are here
We came visiting, Delightful us
Welcome to Tokyo
There is a zone of subtropical climate
Here in Tokyo
Where 55 inches a month
- Lots of Me
Doof zombies: Lo-Lo-Lots of me...
Lo-Lo-Lots of me...
Lots of me...
L-L-L-Lots of me...
Doofenshmirtz: At first, I was thinkin', "Hey, this is great!"
But there's more of me than even I can tolerate!
Plus, now I really notice I should lose some weight,
- My Name Is Doof
Doofenshmirtz: My name is Doof,
And you'll do what I say.
Whoop whoop!
My name is Doof,
And you'll do what I say.
Whoop whoop!
Major Monogram: Noooooo......
- My Sweet Ride
Ferb: You're gonna love!
Phineas: You're gonna love just what this car can do!
Ferb: We tricked it out!
Phineas: We worked very hard just to trick it out for you!
A simple push of a button changes the pattern and hue
On your sweet ride!
Candace: My sweet ride!
- Mysterious Force
Let me explain, though it might seem strange to you
So please refrain thinkin' bad of me
It gives me pain when I see what my brothers do
But no one else ever can see
I just want the truth known, so I call mom on the phone
But by the time she gets here, the whole thing disappears
Whatever they build every day, it gets taken away
- Not So Bad A Dad After All
You were a sub-standard dad
But the only one I had
I grew up hearing your evil scheming down the hall.
But when I look at this thing
It makes me wanna sing
Maybe you're not so bad a dad after all.
- One Good Scare
Come, let's tip-toe into the dark (La la la la la la la la)
One good scare oughta do ya!
You'll find our bite much worse than our bark!
One good scare ought to do you some good!
If you should find the daily grind a tad bit taxing on the mind; to help unwind if so inclined, I have a small suggestion...
That if you dare into my lair, you should prepare for quite a scare!
But "Will you share in this nightmare?" would be my only question.
- OWCA
Mammals, reptiles, fishes, and birds
Or other species in flocks or packs or in herds
With outer coverings or fluffy feathers or furs
Or if you bark, moo, quack, chirp, or purr.
Agents, I've called you here to convey.
I know it's tiring fighting evil all day,
So raise your glasses with milk, water, soy, or OJ
- Platypus Walk
Walk the platypus walk
Talk the platypus talk [Perry growl]
Walk the platypus walk
Talk the platypus talk [Perry growl]
Walk the platypus walk
Talk the platypus talk
Well, if you're web-footed, duckbilled and semi-aquatic
If you're soft, cool, fuzzy and charismatic
- Queen of Mars
Candace: I was just a lonely girl
lookin' for a little fun
Though without a friend in the world
I was forced to find a new one
Now I'm the Queen of Mars.
I was invisible on Earth
It only took a magic portal to Mars
- Somebody give me a grade
Oh yeah! I have got something to say!
I have been burned by vague lesson plans and a free-floating curriculum!
I like my rules, baby, etched in stone, 'cause you know I am going to stick to them!
Can I get a syllabus a little discipline? Judge me on a scale from A to F!
You wasted all my time learning how to rhyme, now left me hangin from a treble clef!
Somebody give me a grade!
- Thank You For Comin' Along
Phineas: It started real simple with a cool rollercoaster,
An awesome beach party, then we raced stock cars.
We were one-hit wonders with a big hit song,
And in a special two-parter, we sent Candace to Mars.
Phineas and Danny Jacob: We built tree house robots, hunted bigfoot and a mummy,
Got the band back together and our parents, too.
Candace: When my brothers got busted, it was only a dream!
- Thats what my baby say
Bow chicka bow, wow!
That's what my baby says!
Mow mow mow!
And my heart start's pumpin!
Chicka chicka choo whop!
Never gonna stop!
Gitchee Gitchee Goo means that I love you!
- There's A Platypus Controlling Me
Vanessa Doofenshmirtz: Dad?
Heinz Doofenshmirtz: Oh, hi, Vanessa!
Vanessa: Dad, what are you doing?
Heinz Doofenshmirtz: Well I'll be honest, I don't really understand.
But I fell down this hill now I got glue on my hands,
And I got records on my fingers.
Kids: Whaaaat?
Heinz Doofenshmirtz: Records on my fingers,
- We Wish You A Perry Christmas
All: We wish you a merry Christmas
We wish you a merry Christmas
We wish you a merry Christmas
And a happy new year
Phineas: We wish you the best day ever
And hope all your Christmas endeavors
Are super-fun, amazing, and clever
- Wedding Adventure
With every step you take
The journey of your life.
And your adventure begins
As husband and wife.
The one you love is here.
He's making things okay. (Okay!)
Just think of all the adventures on their way!
- Were Watching And Were Waiting
We're watchin' and we're waitin'
On the edge of our seats, anticpatin'.
It's lookin' awful permanent but we know it could go away.
We're keepin' our eyes peeled, keepin' them glued to this spot.
'Cause one moment it's there but then the next maybe not.
Don't know if it's magic or some weird cosmic plot
So we're watchin' and we're waitin'.
- Yellow Sidewalk
Isabella: Well, the sky is blue and the breeze is mellow
I'll tell you what to do
Take the walkway that's yellow
It'll get you where you want to go
Just take that yellow sidewalk!
Patchkins: Ooo-hoo! La-la-la-la-la-la-la
- You're Fabulous
I don't need to tell ya what you already know,
You're the one with style, you're the whole darn show,
The other guys play their instruments fine,
But next to you their looks are a crime.
Well they say true beauty it comes from within,
But your have to be comfortable in your on skin,
So I exfoliate with this exotic cream,