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- Alice! Perhaps that passenger is a hijacker!
- Which passenger, Anne? That sad man with the camera? He`s wearing black slacks and a jacket.
- No. That fat lady with the big black handbag in her left hand.
- Is she standing next to the lavatory?
- Yes. She`s travelling to Amsterdam.
- You`re mad, Anne, I don`t undrestand.
-You see, when she went into the lavatory she didn`t have that handbag in her hand, and now she`s...
- (Fat Lady) EVERYBODY STAND! I`m a hijacker. And in this handbag i have a...

- Alice! Perhaps that passenger is a hijacker!
- Which passenger, Anne? That sad man with the camera? He`s wearing black slacks and a jacket.
- No. That fat lady with the big black handbag in her left hand.
- Is she standing next to the lavatory?
- Yes. She`s travelling to amsterdam.
- You`re mad, Anne, I don`t Undrestand.
you see, when she went into the lavatory she didn`t have that handbag in her hand, and now she`s...
- (Fat Lady) EVERYBODY STAND! I`m a hijacker. And in this handbag i have a...

Mrs. Marsh: Does this shop sell washing machines?
Mr. Shaw: Yes. This is the newest washing machine, madam.
Mrs. Marsh: Is it Swedish?
Mr. Shaw: No, madam. It's English.
Mrs. Marsh: Please show me how it washes.
Mr. Shaw: Shall I give you a demonstration? Here are some sheets and shirts.
You put them in the machine. You shut the door. And you push
this button.

- Hello Ellen! Hello Ben! Hello Jenny!
- Hello Eddie. Have a cigarette.
- Thanks, Ben.
- Help yourself to whisky.
- It's on the shelf.
- How did you spend your holiday, Eddie?
- I went to America, with a friend.
- Well!

Bill: Is Tim in?
Lyn: Is he coming to the pictures?
Mrs. Smith: Tim’s ill.
Bill: Here he is! Hello, Tim.
Tim: Hello, Bill.
Lyn: Are you ill, Tim?
Tim: Is it an interesting film?
Lyn: It’s “Big Jim and the Indians”.

Margaret: Where's your glass, Barbara?

Barbara: It's on the bar.

Martin: Barbara! Margaret! Come into the garden!

Martha and Charles are dancing in the dark.

(Mr Grey is waiting at the railway station for a train.)
Mr Grey. Hey! This train’s late! I’ve been waiting here for ages.
Porter. Which train, sir?
Mr Grey. The 8.18 to Baker Street.
Porter. The 8.18? I’m afraid you’ve made a mistake, sir.
Mr Grey. A mistake? My timetable says: Baker Street train —
8.18.
Porter. Oh, no, sir. The Baker Street train leaves at 8.08.

Jim: Mum, may Tom Mitcham come home with me for tea tomorrow?
Mrs. Smith: Of course, Jim. Have I met Tom before?
Jim: You met him in the summer. He's very small and smart.
Mrs. Smith: Oh, yes. I remember Tom. Does his family come from Cambridge?
Jim: Yes. Oh, Mum! Will you make some home-made crumpets
tomorrow?
Mrs. Smith: Mm ... maybe. If I have time.
Jim: I told Tom about your crumpets, Mum. That's why he's coming

- What do you like to eat, Edith?
- A meat sandwich.
- Jean, would you like a meat sandwich or a cheese sandwich?
- A cheese sandwich please, Peter.
- Good evening.
- Good evening. We'll have one meat sandwich and two cheese sandwiches.
- And three teas, please
- One meat sandwich, two cheese sandwiches and three teas.

- Hello Ellen. Hello Ben. Hello Jenny.
- Hello Eddie. Have a cigarette.
- Thanks, Ben.
- Help yourself to whisky.
- It's on the shelf.
- How did you spend your holiday, Eddie?
- I went to America, with a friend.
- Well!

- Honey, why are you so sad? Honey, why are you so unhappy? I don't understand.
- You don't love me, Russ!
- But, honey, I love you very much.
- That's untrue. You love my cousin, Sunny. You think that she's lovely and I'm ugly.
- Janet, just once last month I took Sunny out for lunch. You musn't worry. I like your company much better than Sunny's.
- Oh, shut up, Russ.
- But, honey, I think you're wonderful. You mustn't...
- Oh, SHUT UP!

Margaret: Where's your glass, Barbara?

Barbara: It's on the bar.

Martin: Barbara! Margaret! Come into the garden!

Martha and Charles are dancing in the dark.