- Back to the Noose
A major payoff we cannot afford
We live only for the gold we horde
Hunted down by english lords
Spending life at the end of a sword
Live to loot, now die in yar boots
Kill the brethren of the coast
- Crime Always Pays
Amass the crew, strike up the wind
Waken the epic war within
Take it all, and take it now
Who knows what all this will allow?
Seafaring wealth, a kingdom come
And the weak will then succumb
To a plan laid out for all to see
- Cruise Ship Terror
All aboard!
Swim for it. We stole your shit.
Satchels thick. Throats now slit.
No doubloons? Leave them marooned.
Checks and charges? What be this garbage?
Pearls and lace. Make no waste
- Dead Men Tell No Lies
Batten down the hatches men
We've been through hell and back again
Traitors - Seen 'em come and go
No scars, No Gold, No Pride to show
The price to pay for mutiny
Is somewhat certain death
For you to see
- Rounds Of Rum
Mellifluous melodies and timely honoured hymns
Golden rounds of rum to fill us to the fuckin' brim
Anticipated anthems one longs to yell aloud
So chant the chorus loud and clear among the weary crowd
Let fly the air of introversion and release the treasured tunes
Decorous ditties and jeering jawns upon each moon
Arias so exalting when hummed they make us proud
- Splash-N-Thrash
The time hath come for you to take a dive, into shark infested waters, try to stay alive.
This be the only way for ye to join our crew, death or piracy, what will ye choose?
Brave the circling jaws of death to survive.
Kill the sea beasts, then yar cash flow will thrive.
Revered and feared among the oceans blue.
Sail and thrash, the pirates life for you!
Take a splash, it's time to thrash.
We steal all the cash.
- The Gallow's Pole Dancer
Dangerous curves invade the night
Tobacco stains the air, and we take flight
To a gallow’s pole with an addition
Hail buccaneers with free admission
Naked treasure, booze, and pleasure
Awaits us all, takes drastic measure
Brand our wrists with blackened ink
- Walk The Plank
Mutiny on the bound
Gather the crew around
Tie the traitor's hands
You'll have no time think
As we watch you sink
Boots filled with sand
Walk the Plank!
- We Sunk Your Battleship
B5 hit or miss?! Fire the cannon, let 'em rip!
Some extra powder to do the trick!
Exploding hull must make you sick! Battleship, Battleship
We sunk your battleship!
D3! Hit or miss?! Evade your fire and give the slip! Only to put you in death's grip!
Watch you sink into the drip!, Battleship, Battleship
We sunk your Battle ship!
C4! Hit or miss?! You suck as pirates and you won't be missed! Ye be left with no pot to piss!
- Welcome Aboard
Taking to the sails at dawn
Ravage the seven seas
Yo ho, Yo ho, this Pirates life for me
We'll slit your throat; you'll walk the plank
The sharks are all you'll see
Yo ho, Yo ho, 'cause Pirates we all be
Reaching Port Town by dusk
- You Bring The Cannon, We'll Bring The Balls
Over trivial matters, wars are fought
Absconding with things we never bought
Keeping true to the code, our faith’s decree
Fighting ‘til death while the cowards flee
You bring the cannon, we’ll bring the balls
Gonna smash these heads into the Goddamned walls!
‘Neath the glooming moon or glowing sun