- Chinese Restaurant
This is the sad, sad story
Of a man and his food,
Alone in his kitchen of love
His culinary methods are quite crude
The dishes he prepares each night
Never taste that good,
And when it comes to love,
- Commit No Crime
She was black, I was white,
She was black, I was white,
She was black, I was white,
And I took her home,
Turned down the light
Commit no crime,
When you lay your body down next to mine,
- Hospital Bed
Aaa-aa-aaa-aa-aaa-aa (x 2)
When you came to see me
In that hospital bed,
They had pulled out the plug,
And they had left me for dead,
I had started on a journey
Down that tunnel of light,
- I Thought You Was Dead
You said that you never seen a car like mine,
You said that you’d love me if we went for a ride,
We fell in love together, babe,
We fell too fast,
I was holding on too tight,
And then you threw my ass away
Like a habit, baby,
- My Love Is A Knife
You were my dirtiest dream,
The way you made everything seem
More amazing than it was,
I couldn’t breathe because I chocked on the smoke from your fire,
I got scared when we started to go higher,
And you let me take your hand and lead you into the Promised Land,
The economic disaster known as my life,
My love is a knife
- Say Goodnight, Crazy Lady
I was a man,
You were a woman,
And we were guests at the Romano Inn,
We were in town on the name of business,
But the pleasure was about to begin,
We pushed our way past the karaoke singers
And past the midgets and the ladies in leather,
I bought the drinks and you bought the money, now,
- Surgery
Aa-haa-aa-haa-haa! (x 6)
You opened up my heart before you scrubbed and disinfected,
You read me my last rights before the tumor was detected,
You have broken every doctor/patient confidence and handled me
With incompetence,
This operation takes a very, very steady hand
- The International Symbol for Radiation
I live in the city of industry
Near La Puente with my family,
We live collectively
In a house with the tremendous view
Of other houses just like ours,
The people who live in them and their cars
- Turn Your Parents Against Each Other
Turn your parents against each other,
And seize control of the TV,
Put your finger into my mouth
And find out what my love can be
We are funny,
We make us laugh,
We’re a laugh extravaganza,
- Vengeance and Fashion
I saw fire, when I looked in my lover’s eyes,
Oh-oh!
I saw the Devil dressed up in disguise,
Oh-oh!
And you know it gets hotter than an oven,
When you and I commence the loving,
And you like what I’m doing,
And I like what I’m doing to you,
- Who's Gonna Suffer Your Industrial Accidents
The dream is dying harder than ever before,
The fire has gone out, and now I’m frozen for ever more,
Why don’t you love me anymore?
Why don’t you realize the error of your ways?
Who’s gonna suffer all of your industrial accidents?
Who’s gonna scrape the flesh out of the combine in your shed?
And every time you turn up dead,