- A Tale of Two Women
She helped her son sleep by giving him Cognac
She worked a while as a circus acrobat
She changed lovers on a weekly basis
And posed nude for a couple crap artists
Her boy's disintrest in women
Led her to hire him hookers
One of whom he fell in love with
A fat tramp nearly twice his elder
- Bloody Mary
She sits in a tub and relives, stories she never lived
And it makes me feel blank, it makes me feel blank like I missed
Lies in a bath with no water, and a bath full of blood
How happy are ya, to be alive
MARY, MARY, MARY, MARY
GET OUT
It makes me feel blank, it makes me feel blank like I missed
Read the words she wrote, she never lived
- Cold Water
Three people I dont know, their stairwell, my wheelcahir, their needle, the basement, 6 inches of cold water
I begged them, I pleaded, don't do this, I'm not dreamin'
No nightmare, nobody can hear me, my wheelchair, this basement is flooding, 12 inches of cold water
I begged them, I pleaded, don't do this, I'm not dreamin'
It's cool to get the feelin' that you have gone through it without assistance
Just leave one hand against the wall and you can lead yourself out of the labyrinth
6 inches of cold water
Three people I dont know, their stairwell, my wheelcahir, their needle, the basement, 6 inches of cold water
- Elegy
The pathetic sight of your sunken eyes
The angular lines of your hips and waist
The light and the dark
Of your vallied ribs
The skeletal draw
Of your temples and cheeks
Your breath but a wisp
From your string thin lips
- Fly On The Wall
That damned fly I told you about
is keeping me up again
I'm tired as shit
Everyday at my job
Because his buzzing keeps me from dreaming.
And I can never get any rest
I can never get any rest
- Glamorous
Well, they called me a little so and so and so, yeah
Now hummin' a different tune
Oh, this is a job for a stupid man
Smoke it down to the filter and put it out on your hand
Them cops was lined up about a week long all down the road
True crime homosexual gangster men were, were piled up on my living room floor
Well I'm gonna get my own rifle down, and point it on in your eye
And huff a big long breath, and shoot it
- Lady Shoes
There's a girl, playing her piano, there's a little girl, playing her big piano
While her mother gives her an enema, while her mother
While her mother gives her an enema, while her mother
And then the daddy comes in and jacks off on the piano, and jacks off on the piano
And jacks off on the piano, and jacks off on the piano
Meanwhile, the local maternity ward, nurse comes in with a great big sledgehammer
She kills all the little babies, destroys the monitoring system
Says she got some time to stick around
- Mouth Breather
I leave my home, I leave for a couple weeks
I leave my home, I leave it in the care of a friend
Don't get me wrong, he's a nice guy, I like him just fine
But he's a mouth breather
Don't get me wrong, he's a nice guy, I like him just fine
But he's a mouth breather
I expect when I return, I return to some sort of order
Such is not the case, no, such is not the case
- One Evening
One evening of pourin' booze
An eventide of hooch
He'd always say, "That pick-me-up
bone knocked me down."
Soakin' in the dark
Dragged him to a desperate day
That dirty girl led him drunk away
And then his oats from the night before
- Sunday You Need Love
You see her dancing out on the floor Sunday you need love Monday be alone
you wanna wanna wanna have her like before Sunday you need love Monday be alone
but you gonna use her, shape her for your needs Sunday you need love Monday be alone
you gonna make promises you never never keep, Sunday you need love Monday be alone
you gonna leave her out on her own, Sunday you need love Monday be alone
cause Sunday you need love love Monday be alone lone
Sunday you need love Monday be alone
Hey you you you you tender young lady
- Then Comes Dudley
That woman's crazy, she's the mistress of a man who's crazy too
That woman's carryin'
Then comes Dudley
Dudley's gonna do us all a favor and tear 'em both a new asshole
Dudley feels the time has come to swell his balloon
Dudley feels the time has come to clean this womb (wound)
That's right Dudley, yeah
If it had a face I won't (wanna) eat it, he said