- Lez Be Friends
If a girl wont come round
(She must be a lesbian)
Or turns me down
(She must be a lesbian)
If she dont like me
(She must be a lesbian)
Ill let her down lightly
(You must be a lesbian)
- Bassface
Walk in the party like I smell a fart
The girlies can't control their private parts.
Facepalm the women they can't get to me,
Only one woman here I wanna see.
Whisper "I wanna get inside of you"
(I wanna get inside of you)
She whispers back "ooh, ooh, ooh"
- Begging
Hey darling, let's not be coy
You're just a girl and I'm just a boy
He's just a boy that wants to have sex
Let us be serious, you could be next.
If you're lucky, you might f—k me
In a two bedroom flat, in Putney
Then you got with Ash
Woopdy Doo
- Better Than Sex
Walking on the beach with you
Writing love songs in my room,
Candlelit dinner for two (that's not better than)
Staying up to watch you sleep
Letting down your hair for me
Biting your lip seductively (that's not better than)
- Booty Call
I'm With My Friends Having A Sleepover at mine,
Mum said lights off, but there still on at half nine,
There's nothing weird about doing nails and doing hair,
Nothing weird about three boys playing truth or dare,
That's when my brush vibrated right between my legs,
To my surprise it was my phone instead,
Dru makes and interception,
Grabs my phone out my hands,
- Daddy
A baby's born in 1987
Into a family of love and care
His Mummy treats him like a gift from heaven
His Daddy shows him how to style his hair
A few years later it's a cold December
And Daddy needs to buy some milk and juice 'DAD'
I want a twix please... if you remember'
- Die Young
I'm gonna live my life slow, at a comfortable pace
They call me granddad, 'cause it's written all over my face
My behaviour's controlled
No need to make the most of tonight, 'cuz I'm gonna die old
LIVE FAST DIE OLD
Not that old, 23
- I kicked a shark in the face
We're the greatest unsigned gimmick rap band from south west London
We're not unsigned because we're shit, we're unsigned because corporation suck
And because we're shit
Shut up Ash
Mum, your little boys flown from the nest
Moved in with his best boyfriends
We're the best
To a very big mansion of a crib
- I'm So Manly
Life has always told me I was weak
(Not anymore)
Now I've got the wings of a bird and the beak
(Of an eagle type creature)
I'm just so manly
I make all the men around me wipe their eyes,
Look down and cry
- Love Bites
Killer girlfriend
You'll love her till the end
A burning feeling running through your veins
She'll steal your heart
And eat your brains
Yeah my girlfriend doesn't talk much but I love her pretty face
She never plays hard to get although she always loves a chase
- Quirky
Not married but I wear a wedding ring on my hand
I go to sleep when I want, 'cause I don't have bedtime planned
Don't obey by the rules, sometimes I don't even care
If I'm out eating at a buffet I'll have more than my share
WHAT?! I'm a bad influence, don't hang around with me
I ride my bike on the pavement, wear my clothes in the shower
I'm straight up crazy
- Sextape
Spend a night in Paris
Do it in a yaris
Suck a penis really shitty
To get some publicity
If you wanna be a star
Then unhook your frickin bra
The public won't care who you are
- Strategy Wanking
You're stressed about a meeting 'cause you haven't got a clue
Your girlfriend won't have sex with you because she's got the flu
Your cat won't eat its dinner 'cause it doesn't like the taste
Your parents had a baby and you're sad you've been replaced
Whoah!
Act like you mean it
Whoah! Shh
- Stressed Out
[Verse 1]
I wish I found some better sounds no one's ever heard
I wish I had a better voice that sang some better words
I wish I found some chords in an order that is new
I wish I didn't have to rhyme every time I sang
I was told when I get older, all my fears would shrink
But now I'm insecure, and I care what people think
- The Dance Routine
It's the year of the beast... again
Haha (haha)
Dance crew, we're a dance crew... what you gonna do?!
My name is Andrew Francis Wakely
Ya haven't heard bout my childhood lately
I had a room with a lovely view
I traded my skateboard for some ballet shoes... WHAT?!
- Turn It Up
Just a couple friends
We're racing through 6am
Wanna play that track again
Come on turn it up
Too quite up in here
How are next door gonna hear
Cause like the party disappears if we don't turn it up
Neighbors complaining means that it's getting entertaining
- When I'm Older
WHEN I'M OLD WILL I STILL SAY SHIT, WHEN I'M OLD WILL I STILL LOOK AT PORN... A LITTLE BIT
WILL I STILL HAVE SEX, CORRECTION TRY AND HAVE SEX WITH A FLACCID ERECTION
WEARING A DUMB CAP, DOING SHITTY RAP...
MAYBE I'LL BE FUCKING AWESOME AND GET PAPPED
ROLLING IN A JAGUAR
POPPING THE VIAGRA, FELLAS ARE JEALOUS MY LADIES MAKE ME LOOK LIKE HEFNER
WAKE UP DIFFERENT GIRL EACH TIMEA... DON'T KNOW HER NAME THOUGH...