- All Homeboys Are Dickheads
I know his dad's abusive
And his mum prefers the daughter;
I know he's got an attention
Deficiency disorder;
He is culturally excluded
And genetically inbred:
But the reason he's a homeboy
Is because he's a dickhead.
- Bone Idol
I woke up feeling so good
I think I’d better call in sick
I need a personal trainer
To help me hold my drink
I plan to be spontaneous
Next time we meet
I’m putting off procrastinating
Until next week
- Defecate on My Face
Come home tired, what a day I've had;
News ain't good from Stalingrad -
I been busy protecting the German race,
So come on baby, defecate on my face.
Chorus:
C'mon baby, send it on down;
Bend over Braunn and give me your brown.
- Diffident Strokes
Love the one you’re with
Love the one you’re with
Love the one you’re with
And if you can’t love the one you’re with
Go fuck yourself.
Love your endless limitations
- Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Everyone else has had more sex than me
ohhh ohhh
Everyone else has had more sex than me
ohhh ohhh
Everyone else has had more sex than me
Does anyone else get that feeling?
Teenagers, naked, couples in threes;
- How Do I Love Thee
One
Beware, if I show interest in your philosophy
Two
Take care, if I wrinkle my brow in sympathy
Three
Look out! If I show you due deference
Four
Watch out! If I talk to you by preference.
- I Rooted A Girl Who Rooted A Guy Who Rooted A Girl Who Rooted A Guy Who Rooted A Girl Who Rooted
My hair ain't boofed or blonded; my T.E.R. was so-so;
Won't never score a hundred, or ever win a Brownlow;
To be something, is something I fall short of
But me and Hawthorn's captain are connected [sort of].
I Rooted a Girl Who Rooted a Guy Who Rooted a Girl Who Rooted a Guy Who Rooted a Girl Who Rooted Shane Crawford!
Our Nicole buys her bread rolls from a bread shop near my Mum's
- Message From A Big Day Out Port-A-Loo
My heart is heavy with the possibility
Of geopolitical instability
Can we count on the APHC
In mediation with New Delhi?
If Maaouya Sid Ahmed Ould is overthrown in a coup
Ay ay ay-ay yeah yeah yeah
It might destabilize Nouakchott
Ay ay ay-ay yeah yeah yeah