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Philosophy's just math sans rigor, sense, and practicality
And Math's just physics unconstrained by precepts of reality.
A Business Major's just a thing you get so you can graduate
And Chemistry's for stamp collectors high on methylacetate.
Why anyone who wants a job would study Lit's a mystery
Unless their only other choice were something like Art History.
A BA in communications guarantees that you'll achieve
A little less than if you'd learned to underwater basket-weave