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***SONG LYRICS***
It was a weekend, and you can't stop
Us from going to the local dance spot.
Instead of drinking imported beers,
Somebody brought a bottle of Orphan Tears.

We popped the top. We know what was in it.
Yeah, we were all so stupid to sip it.

Man I feel like we live in a life of Nintendo
‘Cause reality is such a hassle
Sometimes I even find my princess in another castle
I should ask Dr. Mario for medicine
Mabybe hit up Little Nemo for a sedative
And slip into a Final Fantasy until the sequels get repetitive

You know I’ll never let this stack up against me

Have you ever felt left out of the group, excluded
Given the boot when you knew you should have been a shoo-in
Like some ancient Druid was pursuant to ruin your life
With a curse but worse, he brought his whole damn crew in
And now it’s high noon and you’re a target to shoot at
This school’s a battlefield, no wonder you’re truant
They always look at you and they boo at what you’re doing
And you go off like a bomb at the Olympics in Munich

Boom, Headshot (Mashup)"

Boom! Headshot!
Boom! Headshot!
When the album drops I'm like
Boom! Headshot!
Boom! Headshot!
Boom! Headshot!

Booty (Booty!)
Booty (Booty!)
This store sells booty
(Butt cheeks)
Booty (Booty!)
Booty (Booty!)
This store sells booty
(Make that ass clap)

I was chilling with my bud, Sam Adams.
We get a call from Miller. The man was having spasms.
He said, "dude get dressed. There's not a chance in hell
That we could miss this keg party up in San Miguel."

"Do I have to go out, dude?"
"No but that Mexican chick Corona is there,
And she's been asking about you."

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It was a Friday night, and I wanted to go out to
A brand new club in town, a discotheque I'd heard about through
A friend of mine who told me the place was a circus act for sure,
And then we rolled up and saw Koopa working at the door.

He waved us in, and we randomly met the

Baby, you're so complicated
The way you're putting me down
And when we go out with your friends
You act like you don't want me around
And I get so frustrated
Of everything ended in a fight
Why bring out the candle
When you don't even care to see the light

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Ep-Ep-Ep-Ep Ep-Ep-Ep-Ep Epileptic

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Every day day and every night night
I am gonna fight fight fight to win
(We’re kickin’ ass now)
Every day day and every night night
I am gonna fight fight fight to win
(We bring the house down)
Every day day and every night night
I am gonna fight fight fight to win

I like this girl so much
She’s always on my mind
We have an awesome time
We never crossed the line
She don’t wanna mess-up the friendship
“Friendsies”
I’m in a frenzy, ’cause my bedroom's empty
And I’m gently attempting to win her over

(2.06.2011 10:30 AM GMT+9)

Grandma's got a Facebook
Now she's hitting on my friends.
Don't care how it started
But now it's got to end.
Helps me stay connected to my uncles and my aunts,
But I also know she's been in my best friend's pants.

Grandma’s got a Facebook, now she’s hitting on my friends.
Don’t care how it started, but now it’s got to end.
Help me stay connected to my uncles and my aunts,
But I also know she’s been in my best friend’s pants.

Grandma, Grandma (4x)
Gr-Gr-Grandma Grandma
Grandma, Grandma (3x)

There's nothing left to say.
I'm not with you.
You lie so far away from the truth.

Jupiter you're on my mind.
The clock will turn the gears of time.
I only want to be with you.
Symmetry can lean askew.

***SONG LYRICS***

You're a douche bag, do-douche bag do-do-do-do-douche bag. You're a douche bag, do-douche bag do-do-do-do-douche bag.

Hey Mr. Douche Bag, why's your ego so massive?
You know it's 2 AM and it's dark outside. You don't need those sunglasses.
Yeah we all remember that hot chic you hooked up with once
because you went on to brag about it for months and months.

Girl, I know you left me,
but there was something I forgot to show you.

Baby girl, you left me. Oh no! We broke up.
It's been a while since we last spoke, but
I need another chance. Can you give me that?
'Cause there's something in my pants that'll win you back.

I got that Nerd Rage
Nerd Rage
I got that Nerd Rage
Nerd Rage
Nerd-nerd Rage
Nerd-nerd-nerd Nerd Rage
Nerd-nerd-nerd Nerd Rage
Nerd-nerd-nerd Nerd Rage

[RayWJ]
I don’t know if you’re aware but your kids suck @ss
If you need someone to whip ‘em then, ha… just ask ’cause
They ain’t as perfect as you say they is.
They ain’t perfect at all.
You’re raising Bebe’s kids.
I’m sorry. I don’t know you.
I don’t mean to get pissy but you need to discipline your bratty kids, you hippy.

I really hate it that my family’s poor!
I really wish I was a rich kid
‘Cause they always get all the pimped gifts for Christmas
Did I get a new Xbox? Fat chance!
While Billy gets a new pony and a lap dance
Plus a tree house mansion and a jet ski
How the hell did he get a pterodactyl?

She looks like sex, sex, sex, sex
She looks like sex, sex, sex, sex
She looks like sex, sex, sex, sex
Sex

Sex, sex
She looks like sex
Sex, sex

[Ray William Johnson (RayWJ)]
I’m a rapper, I’m a rebel
Two middle fingers in the air.
I’m a wannabe, yeah a Shitty G
But I don’t really care.
Ain’t nobody quite like me,
’cause my name is Shitty G.
Ain’t nobody quite like me,

I hope she's wearing that blue business suit today.
What time is it? Six?
Just in time to hide in these bushes.

Stalkin' your mom
Stalk stalk stalkin' stalkin' your mom
Stalkin' stalkin' your mom
Stalkin' your mom

I hope she's wearing that blue business suit today.
What time is it? six?
Just in time to hide in these bushes

stalkin your mom 11x

Yo,I've been stalkin your mom
For like two years straight

My grandmama used to tell me one day I would be king
And that it would be me to but these dreams into a sling
And fling 'em like a bullet 'til they beam the whole ruling regime
in the melon. Then I tell 'em that I'll one day reign supreme
But it seems, I'm a damn salmon swimming upstream.
I scream 'cause I know just why the caged bird sings.
I'll adorn the king's throne, wear his treasure with pleasure,
'Cause this job is temporary, success is forever.

I'm checking out your Facebook
I drive past where you work
You tell me you're my girlfriend
But are you even on planet earth?
I see you out with your friends but
Yo who the hell is that dude?
You're not playing with me are you girl?
Well hell, I wouldn't put it past you

***********LYRICS**************

I've always thought stereotypes were kinda ridiculous,
So I wrote a song about it and it goes a little something like this.

I think I love you more than the Japanese love tentacle porn,
And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes.
Let's come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl,

***LYRICS***

Hey, Mr. Burns. You thought your money could buy you the world.
I said hey there, Mr. Burns. I happen to notice that you don't have a girl.
Smithers loves you, Burns. Why do you ignore him?
You gotta keep up the rapport like it's too important
Instead of running away, you should move in toward him.
But you keep him at the border like the dude is foreign.

It was the first day back to school.
Cuttin' up in class.
Actin' like a tool.
Friends were rollin' in.
We started talkin' about the summer.
DeeJay saw "Twilight" - Bummer!
I spoke up , and I asked my friends
"Are there any new girls? 9's or 10's?"

We live them girls with functioning vaginas
Functioning vaginas, functioning vagina, -ginas
We like them girls with at least two limbs,
At least two f-cking limbs.
And one is a leg. – WHAT!

We like them girls who can write their name.
Write it on a piece of paper, they can write their name, right!

Не знаю, в курсе ли вы,
Но ваши дети отстой.
Если вам нужен кто-то, чтоб избить их,
Ха... я всегда к вашим услугам,
Потому что они далеко не так идеальны,
Как вы говорите.
Они вообще не идеальны,
Вы воспитываете уродцев.

I don’t know if you’re aware, but your kids suck ass
If you need someone to whip ‘em then, ha… just ask ’cause
They ain’t as perfect as you say they is
They ain’t perfect at all
You’re raising Bebe’s kids

I’m sorry. I don’t know you
I don’t mean to get pissy

You don't know me, baby, but I've seen you around.
It might be kind of crazy, but I'm just new in town.
And now I wonder what you'd think if I said, hey look
I'd like to get your number and a link to your Facebook.
Now if I tell you what a nice guy's supposed to
Would that compel you not to scream when I approach you?
You'll have to promise me you'll take this news calmly,
But honestly, I'm sort of a zombie.