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Bitch got a penis (4x)

Bitch got a penis (16x)

Who's got a penis? Bitch got a penis! (4x)

(Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch,
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch,

Ha ha ha ha!

It's been a while since you felt my felt,
But this relationship's the biggest piece of shit I've ever smelt.
Always got me stressin'.
Always keeping me guessin'.
I'm like a Snuffleupagus a fuckin' depressive
And if I ask you a question, would you answer at last?

Oh snap! It’s a robot bar fight
Oh no! It’s a robot bar fight
Oh snap! It’s a robot bar fight
Oh no! It’s a robot bar fight

I remember I used to serve drinks at this local joint
Cause I was broke but my focal point was
This wasn’t no regular bar

"Stalkin' Your Mom"
(feat. Wax)

[Spoken]
I hope she's wearing that blue business suit today.
What time is it? Six?
Just in time to hide in these bushes.

You know, I always thought stereotypes were kinda ridiculous.
So I wrote a song about it,
And it goes a little something like this.

I think I love you more than the
Japanese love tentacle porn,
And we should dance dance dance d-d-dance to these stereotypes.
Let's come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl,

You don't know me, baby, but I've seen you around.
It might be kind of crazy, but I'm just new in town.
And now I wonder what you'd think if I said, hey look
I'd like to get your number and a link to your Facebook.
Now if I tell you what a nice guy's supposed to
Would that compel you not to scream when I approach you?
You'll have to promise me you'll take this news calmly,
But honestly, I'm sort of a zombie.