- A Dood Day to Die
Gareth + Valencian Army: It's a good day to die,
To stand and fight until we're dead!
A good to die,
Though if somebody ever said for what, we forgot
So on reflection, perhaps, maybe not
Isabella + Hortensian Army: It's a good to die!
Though not as good as other days
- As Good as It Gets
We got a snazzy, new room
With two whole benches
It's practically rodent free
We got expensive perfume
For all our stenches
As swellegant as can be
And with these pointy, new shoes
To walk through mud in
- Dance With Me
Galavant: Madalena, I've got something to say, and I've come a really...really long way to say it.
Madalena: Oh no...
Galavant: I want you, I need you
You cut me, and I bleed you
You're like some kind of sonnet
All I want to do is read you
And I love you
- Dwarves Vs Giants
Andre: *Starts whistling*
King Richard: *Starts snapping*
Let's go and pop a few giants
Dwarf #1: Kick some gargantuan butt
Dwarf #2: Hack out those huge knobby kneecaps
King Richard + Dwarves: And make them keep their big mouths shut!
Someone
- Finally
Richard: What's that? You want to hear how we spent our evening?
Sid: No, he really doesn't.
Galavant: No, I don't.
Richard: We went to the lake
Roberta: Things got kind of snuggly
Richard: She led me behind a tree
- Galavant
Way back in days of olde,
There was a legend told
About a hero known as Galavant.
Square jaw and perfect hair...
Cojones out to there...
There was no hero quite like Galavant.
- Goodnight My Friend
Laid by my side, and we'll sail away.
Off to the shores of another day.
All set to go once I hear you say.
Goodnight my friend, until the morning.
Up we will float as we close our eyes.
Stars all around us like fireflies.
Just me and you drifting through the skies.
- If I Were a Jolly Blacksmith
If I were a jolly blacksmith
What a happy guy I'd be
I would do all kinds of blacksmith stuff
In my blacksmithery
I would hit the thing with the other thing
'Till I made a different thing!
If I were a jolly blacksmith!
- Let's Agree to Disagree
Gareth: I like living plainly
Chains and leather, mainly
Madalena: I prefer a lavish suite
Sid: Go on
Madalena: I like eating lightly
Vegan dinners nightly
Gareth: I like meat with extra meat
Sid: You're not even trying
- Love Is Strange
Galavant: Love is strange
Isabella: And sometimes kind of gross
It's embarrassingly gassy
And it leaves its dirty underwear
In piles around the place
Love is rude, it has a sort of smell
And it thinks that you don't notice
And it blurts out things
- My Dragon Pal and Me
King Richard: Hey little fella, I know just what you're thinking
Nobody gets you, or sees what you could be
Chorus: Ahh ahh ahh ahh
King Richard: But pluck up your courage and turn that frown up
Chorus: Da da
King Richard: Soon we will eat this entire town up
Chorus: Da da
King Richard: Then they'll believe in my dragon pal and me!
- Secret Mission
Gary Galavant and Richard: OH!
We're off on a secret mission
We got us a secret plan
Galavant: We're going to go and slay your bro
Richard: As quietly as we can
Galavant and Richard: We'll sneak up and then surprise him
Before he has time to think
Richard: We're off and away
- Today We Rise
Sid: I say we storm the castle and take back what's rightfully ours. Who's with me?!
Peasants of Valencia: Yeah!
Sid + Peasants of Valencia: Then we'll march and we'll fight
For the cause of good and right
Sid: Though the odds of surviving
Are ridiculously slight
Sid + Peasants of Valencia: And we'll stand out and tall
Sid: 'Till they come to kill us all
- What Am I Feeling
What am I feeling?
Is it a feeling?
Could I be feeling somehow?
All of this time I never truly had one
Why would I be starting now?
If it's a feeling
Truly a feeling