Charlie McDonnell все тексты (слова) песен, переводы, видео, клипы

A lot of folk here on the internet like writing songs about weird things
And one thing that can cause upset is the hardship that rhyming brings
Rhyming words like things and brings is pretty freaking easy
But finding a rhyme for internet can make a man feel queasy
But there’s this one website that we all use, but never talk about
Tie the laces on your shoes and run toward the URL that we can’t live without

Rhymezone.com, thank you for staying so aplomb

Sitting in the living room, staring at the decorations
Feels so out of place in this house
Sucking on a toffee apple, munching on some pumpkin pie
Seems so out of place in his mouth
Such incongruous cuisine, he eats a tangerine to clean his palate
Someone get that man a mince pie, before he starts to cry
Ding dong merrily on high

Welcome to this song, which I wrote all myself
It’s all about this song, which I did write
It’s a filler track, so if you care to listen, help yourself
But if you skip this one, I won’t hold it in spite
I’m sitting in my bedroom knowing that I’ve only got one track
To go until this compilation’s complete
So I’m going to cheat, and rush it so that I can get a snack
I feel bad, but can’t help but admit defeat

This is my face on my head on my shoulders
With eyes and a mouth and a nose
With a lie on my tongue and a weight on my back
And a fidgeting twitch in my toes
But this isn’t me anymore

These are my arms around you, though you’re reluctant
And my fingernails, I can’t help but bite

12345678 spots on my face, too much acne to embrace
The person behind them
Zits on my back, with heads bright white, scarlet and black
In much too much an awkward place to pop them
Pimples on my chest, probably there because I’m stressed
About the people talking behind my back
About the spots on my face, the ones I wish I could erase
Just like the so called friends that like to tease me about them

From the moment that I saw you
Yeah it had to be love
Girl I can’t help but adore you, knew
you’d fit me like a glove
What a life we have in store to
spend together and stuff
You’re a beauty, what a cutie
It’s undoubtedly love

You’re my favourite animal but I’m biased I guess
Because you look quite a bit like me
You’re not as eloquent, and you’ve a hairier chest
But I can’t pick my family
As I shake your hand I can feel your grip
And it’s definitely firmer than mine
They say a strong handshake shows the man is equipped
But if I called you a man, I’d be crossing a line

I’m not really in love with anyone
But sometimes I like to pretend
That Hayley G Hoover is my girlfriend
She lives all the way over in america
And we don’t share the same political views
But as far as hypothetical girlfriend’s go
She’ll do

This is a song about love, and not a very good one
I don’t know enough to tell you about heartbreak
But I know it’s there, and you can avoid it
By listening to your head
Which is just what I’ve done, and it isn’t perfect
But look what I’ve done instead, instead of falling for you

I’ve never really been in love and that is fine by me

I feel I shouldn’t need to tell you
That just ’cause you can do what you want
It doesn’t mean that you should
And just because the law tells us we’re grown ups now
It doesn’t mean you should allow yourself
To act without thinking harder first
And I’m not saying I’m better than you
In so many ways you are superior to me

Her name was Flora Spread and she lived on Hovis Hill
Overlooking baker town from the window of her flour mill
The bright lights of the city fueled her longing to create
With the innovative bakers with whom she knew she could relate

She saw the cakes they cooked and the muffins that they made
But she kept beating her bread all the while, feeling betrayed
That her mother left her in this mess of yeast, flour and dough

Your my favorite animal
But I’m biast, I guess
Cause you look quite a bit like me
Your not as eloquent
And a harrier chest
But I can’t pick my family

As I shake your hand

Bm, F, C, A Dm
I am you, you are me
together we make a perfect charlie
And when I'm feeling down
We know that we will always be around

F, C, B
Our relationship is complicated

It s been such a long time since I met you back on Skaro
And I m pretty sure that you know
That not much has changed since then
It doesn t matter how hard you try to remove me
I think you will agree
That if one of us dies, then the other will too
I am locked in war with you

Sitting in the living room
Staring at the decorations
Feel so out of place in this house
Sucking on a toffee apple
Munching on some pumpkin pie
Seems so out of place in his mouth

Such incongruous cuisine

The Doctor's stuck in the Pandorica,
Amy might be dead and Rory's a Roman with a gun inside his hand -
Seems like things aren't going as planned

River's in the TARDIS,
The TARDIS is on fire,
She's feeling the heat,
On repeat she'll require,

This is a song that I wrote you for your birthday
Because I couldn’t be bothered to buy you anything
And I know that you might think that writing this song required more effort
than going out and buying you something
but I can promise that it didn’t
I’m not even going to include your name in this song
Because that way I can use it on somebody else
And if you listen closely then you might be able to tell

I found you this morning
When I was on break
Thought you were funny
If a little insane

I quickly forgot you
And got on with my day
But then there you were

The sun is a miasma
Of incandescent plasma
The sun's not simply made out of gas
No, no, no

The sun is a quagmire
It's not made of fire
Forget what you've been told in the past