Deadly DeliciousGood God, she's deadly delicious, camper than a holiday.
Front page, in every issue, tighter than a one act play.
Don't look, without your glasses, she'll turn you to a pillar of salt.
Watch out, she's mean and brassy, sharper than a telephone.
Take care, she'll ask you for small things, only that you give her the earth.
Gladly she gives you nothing for something, she only seems to stop when it hurts.
Tell her, that England becomes her, its really more expensive abroad.