- Beer For My Horses
Well a man come on 6 o'clock news
Said somebody been shot
Somebody's been abused
somebody blew up a building
somebody stole a car
somebody got away somebody didn't get too far
Yeah, they didn't get too far
- Big Blue Dress
I've been kicking ass since the dawn of time
I'm just a killing man that's reached my killing prime
I burn and I plunder as it suits my desire
The weapon of my choice is "great balls of fire"
So why, I ask, it doesn't make much sense
That a man of my stature should have to wear a dress
I mean what, may I inquire, were you thinking on that day
- Big Blue Dress Widescreen
I've been kicking ass since the dawn of time
I'm just a killing man that's reached my killing prime
I burn and I plunder as it suits my desire
The weapon of my choice is "great balls of fire"
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So why, I ask, it just doesn't make much sense
That a man of my stature should have to wear a dress
- Don't Make Me Get My Main
Please don't be deceived
By my current situation
As unlikely as it seems
I'm a pvp sensation
A legend in my time
Not a legend in my mind
So if it's all the same
Don't make me get my main
- Dont Make Me Get My Main
Please don't be deceived by my current situation
As unlikely as it seems, I'm a PvP sensation
A legend in my time, not a legend in my mind
So if it's all the same don't make me get my main
Make me get my main (ahhhh)
Make me get my main (ahhhh)
- Tale of the tongues
Alduin's wings, they did darken the sky,
His roar fury's fire, and his scales sharpened scythes.
Men ran and they cowered, and they fought and they died.
They burned and they bled as they issued their cries.
We need saviors to free us from Alduin's rage,
Heroes on the field of this new war to wage.
And if Alduin wins, man is gone from this world,
- Tank-Tank, Heal, Tank, Stab-Cast-Pwn
Every week on Monday,
I kill ogres at six.
I spend five hours pwning them
and showing off my tricks.
Every week on Tuesday,
I fight kobolds at eight.
I’ll play online till 3 am
and never procreate.
- The Lament of Captain Placeholder
On the stormy shores of Azeroth,
A silhouette did stand.
A brave and stalwart sailor
Who gave a helpin' hand.
Without fail, on every whim,
Which we did demand,
He simply smiled and waved his hand,
And sent us 'cross the land.
- Your Love Is A Song
YOUR LOVE IS A SONG
I hear you breathing in
Another day begins
The stars are falling out
My dreams are fading out, fading out
I've been keeping my eyes wide open
I've been keeping my eyes wide open