- Another Irish Drinking Song
Gather round ye lads and lasses
Set ye for awhile
And hearken to me mournful tale about the Emerald Isle
Let's all raise our glasses high to friends and family gone
And lift our voices in another Irish drinking song
Consumption took me mother and
Me father got the pox
- Enormous Penis
Enormous Penis
Whenever life gets you down
Keeps you wearing a frown
And the gravy train has left you behind
And when you’re all out of hope
Down at the end of your rope
- Heather Graham
I love a girl
She fills up my whole world
When she appears
I forget Britney Spears
When I see her, I feel mushy
Robert Downey touched her tushie
I want to root around her pantry
- Internet Porn
Back in the not too distant past
When I would need a quick repast
Or a temporary break from my agenda
Up to the bedroom I would head
Pull out the Playboy from 'neath the bed
And sneak a peak at all the portraits of pudenda
- Magic Kingdom in the Sky
All my life I have been seaching
For the fabled promised land
With my sisters and my brothers
We shall walk there hand in hand
Through the trials and tribulations
And the Devil's cruel temptations
I know that we will all get there one day (one day)
- My Enormous Penis
Whenever life get you down
Keeps you wearing a frown
And the gravy train has left you behind
And when your all out of hope
Down at the end of your rope
And nobody's there to throw you a line
If you ever get so low
- The Gates
Workin' on a laptop, close to the end
of a job I've been doing since half past ten
I don't believe that it's frozen again,
the system has gone down-o, down-o, down-o;
I don't believe that it's frozen again,
the system has gone down-O.
So I took it down to the help desk guy,
- Three Little Words
When the streets shoot fire
while the thunderbolts roll
and the bloodshot demons run free
That's when I see her again
within the pit of my heart
staring out of the past into me.
We stood there together