Есть на любой размер и вкус Но знай быть может и конфуз Когда ты пьянь и взял не ту В опасности пиратский туз Пиратский туз Пиратский туз Пиратский туз Пиратский туз
Жизнь пирата ой не сахар От того лишь кинув якорь Побегут скорей в поту Поглядеть на наготу
Есть на любой размер и вкус Но знай быть может и конфуз Когда ты пьянь и взял не ту В опасности пиратский туз Пиратский туз Пиратский туз There's something for every size and taste But be aware, it might be embarrassing When you're drunk and take the wrong one In danger, the pirate's ace Pirate's ace Pirate's ace Pirate's ace Pirate's ace
A pirate's life is oh so tough Just dropping anchor They'll run off in a sweat To look at nakedness
It's a shame they're not on board. Who's waiting for the pirate in the harbor?
Spa!
Sa! Rescue whores!
Spa!
Sa! Rescue whores!
They'll strip you in a flash They'll strip you in a flash From head to toe Away with melancholy - death is just around the corner And something itches
Strange things in the groin in the morning And clearly not jaundice, not scurvy The ship's doctor will wave a saw If the ailment isn't sucked out, don't cry
Who's waiting for the pirate in the port? Who'll suck out all the blues?!
Spa!
Sa! Lifesaving whores!
Spa!
Sa! Lifesaving whores!
Who will report everything to maman If the payment is a scam Who will give you a feather in the side And throw you to the fish to rot To the bottom!
Who? Who? Who? Who? Who?
Spa!
Sa! Lifesaving whores!
Spa!
Sa! Lifesaving whores!
And a vicious circle awaits you If you've chosen such a pastime But better such a failure Than a helm from Holland
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
Spa!
Sa! Rescue hookers!
Spa!
Sa! Rescue hookers!
There's something for every size and taste But know that there might be embarrassment When you're drunk and take the wrong one In danger, the pirate ace Pirate ace Pirate ace