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I stroll down the Ave like big Johnny Rogers
I pull tricks for a fix and tonight I got flows for hos with low self esteem and,
more for those swallow protein.
The kid from the 60s stars in skin flicks and,
pays the rent inch after inch;
but now I get fly with lyrics
while you guys be on some queer shit.

Chorus:

Drugs, up in the club. I don't wanna dance. I wanna get numb.
Drugs, my bitches and thugs, we never come down, 'cause we're living it up.

Verse 1:
Dear mom, Dibbo-Dad, I can't tell you all the fun I've had, I've been up, down, round' and round'. I ain't slept for a year and a half now. Class clown with nobody laughing. Avalon, bored and on the plastic. Corny bastards caught and trapped. I take Phantom and get there faster. While a black crackhead tranny licks my asscrack in a black Trans Am with a cracked Tranny black. Your shit is whack. So am I, when I'm drunk and high, but it don't seem to matter 'cause the kids still vibe. Ching-Ching, baby buy me a ring, and I'll walk down the streets like the white Jay-Z. (Hahahaha) (Stop, Stop)

Cross my heart and hope to die
A tooth for a tooth and an eye for an eye, I
don't get mad, I get even,
I get even, even, even
Cross my heart and hope to die
A tooth for a tooth and an eye for an eye, I
don't get mad, I get even,
I get even, even even

I had a baby named Jane
She could shake that thing
Said her daddy used to hang with Johnny Coltrane
She sang the soul train with a friend named Jen
Her booty was bigger than a Mercedes Benz
Jen was a hurty burty dirty little girlie
I heard it from a birdie she could cook a mean turkey
with gravy

More more junk in the trunk than a Honda
More more junk in the trunk trunk
More more junk in the trunk than a Honda
More more junk in the trunk trunk
More more junk in the trunk than a Honda
More more junk in the trunk trunk
More more junk in the trunk than a Honda
More more junk in the trunk trunk

My dick cost a late night fee
Your dick got the HIV
My dick plays on the double feature screen
Your dick went straight to DVD

My dick- bigger than a bridge
Your dick look like a little kid's
My dick- large like the Chargers, the whole team

My dick cost a late night fee
Your dick got the HIV
My dick plays on the double feature screen
Your dick went straight to DVD

My dick- bigger than a bridge
Your dick look like a little kid's
My dick- large like the Chargers, the whole team

There's a party, (five dollars)
In my pants, (at the door)
In my pants, (ten dollars)
In my pants, (at the door)
There's a party, (fifteen dollars)
In my pants, (at the door)
You're all invited, (twenty dollars)
Come on and dance, (a little more)

(Let me hit some, let me get some
Let me hit some, let me get some)

The ship's sinkin' and the captain's asleep
Now I've been steady drinkin' since New Year's Eve
I've got a whole lotta nothin' but it's all for me
savin' my pennies for the lottery
I'm a king bee baby, don't take no jive

For next to nothin'
Your soul could be mine
Now that I got your attention, look you dead in the eyes
If you're gunna make a move, let it be quick
Because the last mother fucker stuttered and got clipped
I stick and move like a dog in the night
Who proud but won't growl before I'm gun' bite
Street lamps light the way as I stray

I like a girl with caked up makeup.
In the sunshine, smoking cigarettes to pass the time.
Who wakes up to a bottle of wine
On the nightstand, bites and scratches the blinds.

But i ain't found one quite right yet.

Stroke me, stroke me
It’s as easy as 123
Stroke me stroke me
I'll touch you if you touch me

Grab a hold of my johnson I want some,
Put away that fake ID from Wisconsin
If you’re over 18 then it’s on

We are going to have open sexual intercourse on every street corner of America.

Lookin' out the window at night, can't help but wonder
That God must be one sick motherfucker
So I bust a nut in the sky
Spend another day waiting to die

I kick twice the shit as any German sheister flick

What do you say when you're too fucked up
What's your girlfriend say when i smack that butt
What do you say when you run outta drugs
Baby what you say when you bust a nut
LL Cool J needed love like dirt nasty needs some drugs
like my baby dick needs a tug like right now
so hop that ass in the bath tub
what do i do when i'm too fucked up