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[Intro]
Whoa-oh-oh
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh oh whoa
Whoa-oh-oh
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh oh whoa

She calls out to the man on the street
sir, can you help me?
Its cold and Ive nowhere to sleep,
Is there somewhere you can tell me?

He walks on, doesn't look back
He pretends he can't hear her
Starts to whistle as he crosses the street

Hey kids, its time to use the "F" word

Fuck fuck fuck fuck...

...living
Fuck dieing,
Fuck laughing
Fuck crying

Authority Song

Let's go!

They like to get you in a compromising position
They like to get you there and smile in your face
They think, they're so cute when they got you in that condition
Well I think, its a total disgrace

Oh yeah!

Alright!

A-W-E-S-O-M-E! so A-W-E-S-O-M-E!

Like tattered sails,
The shreds of my heart in your fingernails

(one-two-three-four... woo hoo hoo hoo... woo hoo hoo hoo...)
She called me late last night,
To say she loves me so,
It didn't matter anymore,
I say she never cared and that she never will,
I'd do it all again
I guess I'll have to wait until then

i've got a brand new girlfriend
she is so lovely lovely
i've got a new ex-girlfriend
she is so fat and ugly
oh not you again it gets worse
everytime and one plus two again
won't work i can't divide it
well i let it go, i don't care

Hey where did we go,
The days when the rains came?
Down in the hollow,
We were playin' a new game,
Laughing and a running hey, hey
Skipping and a jumping
In the misty morning fog with
Our hearts a thumpin' and you

I've got the brains
You're the body
And you're in my sights
I've a got a new set of problems
How to get you alone tonight
My head keeps revolving
I work so hard just to get a bite

You say you're down you can’t lose that frown
Life sucks. What else is new? That’s tough.
There's not much you can do- you're not the only one not havin’ any fun

I've got a funny feelin’ we’re all born to lose
And I've got a funny feelin’ that this life ain’t worth livin’ through
I've been depressed and I get so stressed
Life sucks. I don't wonder why. That's tough.

Don't start a band
Nobody wants to hear; nobody understands
Don't start a band
You'll be so disappointed that it was nothing like you planned
Don't start a band
Oh yea yea yea

I hate to ruin the magic

she told me
that I was lame
with her middle finger in my face
wont waste her time with such a loser
so now I wallow in regret
wanna do something right but I haven't yet
why do my endeavors end up in failure

If I had a dollar bill for every time Ive been wrong
I'd be a self-mademillionaire and you'd still be gone
So hand me down my dress shoes and my best dress shirt
Cause i'm going down in style to cover the hurt.

All i wanna do all day is spend it in bed but that's bad for the body and even worse for my head
So i'll try and find a place where no one will ask me a thing
It will help me to forget and help me to say

Everybody's drunk
Everybody's drunk tonight
Everybody's drunk
Everybody's drunk tonight
Everybody's drunk
Everybody's drunk in here

Tonight's the night we're gonna get plastered

Whoaaaaaaaaaaaaa

2x

I tried to be nice

I tried to live my life, but

there's a ska band on my street a little ska band
everybody thinks they're so fuckin' neat
there was nothin' on the radio
was gonna make my own band play my own shows
but that don't work so i'm givin' up again
she said she loved me cause i played guitar
that's ok i didn't love her at all and i say...
i'm givin' up

[Verse 1]
Well, it's a lovely afternoon
And I almost forgot that my heart was broken in two
It's a goddamn beautiful day
Yeah, the sun is shining again
It slipped my mind I got stabbed in the back my best friend
It's a goddamn beautiful day
So I think I'll take a walk around

I never felt too good but in this world who would
I was always thinkin’ somethin’ wasn't right
But then you came along and helped me sing a song and
now I feel ok I hope it can stay- this way

You know we've got a good thing goin' and I don't wanna see it end
You know we've got a good thing goin' and I don't wanna see it end
Are these the good days that I've heard so much about-

On a dark desert highway
Cool wind in my hair
One smell of colitas
Rising up through the air
Up ahead in the distance
I saw a shimmering light
My head grew heavy, and my sight grew dim
I had to stop for the night

Oh shit fuck!

Hey, hey everybody!
Look who's on TV,
Look who just got famous don't you know it should have been me...

I'm not really bitter,
I'm not really mad,

Theres a little girl I know
You might know her too
She looks so good
She looks so cute
Standin' next to you
And I don't know what to do
I want your girlfriend to be my
I want your girlfriend to be my girlfriend

Everybody's lookin' at me, thought I saw my face on MTV
A magazine that she won't read that stole her heart
But it's not my fault, lookin' at my picture
She forgot about her boyfriend, yeah

I'll never be a rock and roll star
I'll never be anything, anything at all
Drive me crazy, can't get away

Alright!

Let me point my finger at your nose, nose, nose
Whoah, its not funny, no, no, no, no
I can you you lookin down her shirt
I can see you lookin' up her skirt
Only gonna tell you once, only gonna tell you once
To just get back

Well I stumbed and toiled all drunk and full of smoke,
My life wife said I had enough, I said I'm sick, get out!
So I stumbled down to Kelly's club, across the edge of town
And I told the boy's a wee story, and we'd have another round

1 2 3 4
and we'll drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and
drink and

Dashing through the snow
On a one-horse open sleigh
O'er the fields, we go laughing all the way.
Bells on bob-tails ring
Making spirits bright.
What fun it is to ride and sing
A sleighing song tonight.

Let me tell you what I did
(what'd you do?)

I went out to a party last Saturday night
I didn't get laid I got in a fight uh-huh
It ain't no big thing
Late for my job and the traffic was bad
Had to borrow 10 bucks from travis' dad uh-huh

You say, I do everything the wrong way
Why don't I do it your way
Then maybe someday
I'll be just like you

But I say, I'm gonna do it my way
Then I might fail but I'll try my way
Well that's been done, but it's okay

Aye yi yi
Aye yi yi
Talking about the big monkey man

Aye yi yi
Aye yi yi
Talking about the big monkey man

I couldn't do it

So I asked for a helping hand

To get me through it

But I guess it wasn't in your plan

Start spreadin’ the news, I’m leavin’ today
I want to be a part of it, New York, New York
These vagabond shoes are longing to stray
Right through the very heart of it, New York, New York
I want to wake up in a city that doesn’t sleep
And find I’m king of the hill, top of the heap
These little town blues are melting away
I’ll make a brand new start of it in old New York

Hey, wow
Now listen

Not a dime, I can't pay my rent
I can barely make it through the week
Saturday night I'd like to make my girl
But right now I can't make ends meet

Well our story starts, like a lot of them do
a boy meets a girl, and he thinks she's so cool
but then it all turns into a horrible mess
it's true, it's all true

Well when we first met, If I only known
I would have run for my life, I would have left you alone
you're evil, and vicious, and cruel, and cold.

Mama,
Daddy,
Baby Sis.
Tell your
Cousins
All about this.

Coming to you now,

Please don't tell her I have a girlfriend
Please don't tell her I have a girlfriend
Cause it's so hard
Can't even pretend
That I only want to be her friend

Well I don't deserve it
You know that it's true

she's not eatin' bacon, not
eatin' sausage,
and she won't eat eggs,
not eatin' chicken
not eatin' turkey, she
won't have a steak,
but i just can't help feelin'
sorry

well, i know you can't work in fast food all your life

but don't sign that paper tonight, she said, but it's too late.

i don't remember what i read, i don't remember what they

said, i guess it doesn't matter, i guess it doesn't matter

She has a girlfriend now
She has a girlfriend now
She has a girlfriend now, she said
Guys don't do no more for me

[girl]"You never loved me, like I wanted you to"
(You never loved me, nooo)
I said I loved you baby, what do you want me to do?

Slow down,
You got to slow down and
Take it easy

Slow down,
You got to slow down and
Take it easy Oh Yeah

I just couldn't believe it, when I turned on the radio
Try to run, try to hide, try to keep it inside
They were playin' that song and I thought about her
Snoop Doggy Dog, Snoop Doggy Dog
So much trouble in the LBC
livin' without her's gonna drive me crazy...she's so.
Don't you just wanna kill me, cause you're talkin' behind my back
Well I love the band. They're a great bunch of guys,

I just made an enemy of someone
I don't know and they
Are upset about somethin'
That i must have done.
It really doesn't make much sense
Well i've got no statement in my defense
I know, no matter what,
No matter who,

All of my friends- they're not my friends
A knife in the back, felt it again. what did I do? was it so wrong?
I used to fit in, now I don't belong

I think somebody loved me once, I think somebody loved me once
I think somebody loved me once but I cannot remember why

My confidence is stuck in my throat when you lay blame I'm your scapegoat

Hey everybody I’ve got somethin’ to tell it's what I learned from relationship hell
Lust turns to disgust a heart of gold into rust a soft touch to a slap in the
face- it gets old it goes away

This one's for all the suckers who still believe in love, this one's for you.
This one’s for all the suckers who still believe in love, this one’s for you.
It never works but we keep tryin' like fools learning and breaking the rules
At first you're excited then you're less than delighted by the end you wish

We're talking away
I don't know what
I'm to say I'll say it anyway
Today's another day to find you
Shying away
I'll be coming for your love, OK?

Take on me, take me on

You know I never
I never seen you look so good
You never act the way you should
But I like it
And I know you like it too
The way that I want you
I gotta have you
Oh yes, I do

This is not a song about the one that got away
This is not a song about the girl who didn't love me
Once again I have made somebody cry
Once again, once again I am the bad guy
I am the bad guy

It's mean but I'm not sorry I let you down
It's mean but I'm not sorry I let you down

Got some words, I dont know
Gonna singem here I go
Wanna try not to be lame
Wanna make you feel the same
I just wanna be someone
Dont you know we tried to do something new
It may sound real good, but I dont think were getting through
Because the kids dont like it (no, no)

When did you quit pulling all of the stops for me
And when did your one hundred and ten per-cent
Become under fifty
There you are phoning it in
Going through the motions with an artificial grin
You say that you're getting better
You say that you're getting better

Sky is falling
It's alright, it's alright
I'll be fine
Now I'm falling
It's alright, it's alright
Gonna look like I'm flying

We'll they're screaming at my windows

everybody's
doin' the fish
yea! yea! yea!
everybody's doin' the fish, yea, yea,
yea...

it's not so bad bein' trendy
everyone who looks like me is my friend

Looking out my window
Nothing to do but to drive in circles
Well, I don't want to have to go home tonight

Up and down the boulevard
How did I survive in suburbia
When there's nothing to do
And they take away what I love to do the most, yeah

"We Hate It When Our Friends Become Successful"

[Originally by Morrissey]

We hate it when our friends become successful
We hate it when our friends become successful
Oh, look at those clothes
ah look at that face, its so cold

You called me up last night in tears and said you missed me after all these years
Well I’ve been waiting here so long, I’ve gotten over it since you've been gone
You called me late last night again and said you're finished with your new boyfriend
Asked if you could come back home- so sorry that you left me all alone

You say you love me, love me again but if you love me- where have you been?
You say you need me more than anyone else well go to hell, where have you been?
You showed up at my door today and said my friend why do you push me away

(1,2,3,4 - 1,2,3,4) Go!

There's a little girl
On my mind (little girl)
All the time (little girl)
There's always one (little girl)
Look what she's done

Are you really gonna let that girl come between you and me?
Are you really gonna let that stupid chick decide who you're allowed to see
?
She's a hater, a manipulator, a crazy psycho life invader.
She's got you under a spell, you're under her control why can't you tell?
Oh oh, oh oh.

Nobody likes your girlfriend, she's a beast from hell man.