CalcuttaI've kissed the girls in Naples, they're pretty as can be,
I've also kissed some French girls, who came from Paree.
The Spanish girls are lovely, oh yes, indeed they are,
But the ladies of Calcutta are sweeter by far.
The ladies of Calcutta will steal your heart away,
And after it is stolen, you'll say.
I've kissed the girls of Naples, I've kissed them in Paree,
Fancy Meeting You HereDidn't I say?
Didn't you say?
Didn't we say?
Didn't who say?
Didn't you say you were off to China?
Fancy meeting you here!
Yes, and didn't you just board an ocean liner?
You Came A Long Way From St. LouisYou came a long way from St. Louis, you climbed the ladder of success,
I've seen the town and country cars that were parked out in front of your fancy address.
You came a long way from St. Louis, you broke a lotta hearts between,
I've seen a gang of gloomy gals who were doing alright till you came on the scene.
You came here from the middle west, and certainly impressed the population hereabouts.
Well, baby, I got news for you, I'm from Missouri too.
So natcherly I got my doubts, you got `em dropping by the wayside,
A feeling I ain't gonna know.