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Tiger Woods is the best in the world
At stealing?
It's a conspiracy
'Cause the white man can't never make it in the golf game
Remember 9/11? That was me
The government pretend,
they your friend
And then when you steal some shit,

Yo, listen up
Here's a story
About a little girl who lived in an attic
And all day and all night,
Them Nazi soldiers were lookin' for her
And she sang a little something like this

I'm a Jew, homie we gonna die

I'm Armenian

They've got a Mercedes and a Porsche
And they own a liquor store in Glendale
Got a Bluetooth in the ear
And they call everyone bro
No one could ever wipe them out
Although Turkey did try

Canada
Is only there til they do something we don't like
I'd like to see them start a fight some day
We probably beat them to the ground by 6 A.M., eh
Across the bridge
Them lumberjacks are pulling syrup out of trees
They try to talk but all they know is French
Their claim to fame is being north of the U.S, yes

Yeah Uhuh
You Not What It Do
f**k Australia f**k Australia
f**k Australia f**k Australia
Yeah Uhuh
You Not What It Do
f**k Australia f**k Australia
f**k Australia f**k Australia

Herro i'm Chinese
I was wondering if you would like
Some beef with broccoli

I come over from Beijing
I play ping pong and pray to Buddha
And say ching chong chong ching

Every1 at my school called me a fag,
At home I was lied to blowing my dad,
So now I would like to, kill all of the jews,
I just saw my gas bill & I want to die,
But b4 I go, I will tell u good bye,
I will be back someday in the form of Tom Cruise,
In another life, I will take the world, I will make it
Wonderbar for all the white ppl, if your not a white,

(Wait a minute, ha ha, i'm white)
i can do whatever, i'm white
baby i can do whatever i'm white, yeah

when i'm in detroit, i run red lights
the cops don't mind it's aight they say
you can do whatever you white
baby i can do whatever i'm white, yeah

I wanna rape...
I wanna rape...

I wanna rape
girls in the city park
at the titty bar
driving a shitty car
I wanna rape

I am always mean to Jews
Push 'em round like a bad dude
Always wanna tell 'em what to do
Put 'em on a train to
Places they had never been to
Maybe they would find it cool
I'm so mean to Jews, Gypsies
And Asian browns too

Yo man, I'm Joe Kony. I adopt kids
And teach them to fight the white man
Here's my side of the story.

I live in Nigeria, I am a Nigero
Everybody's starving here
Because KFC is closed

ching chang chong, Im Kim Jong Un

I got a mushroom cloud for you

I got a misle now

Im gunna blow you up, gunna blow you up

CHORUS
When I was a kid I wished Grandpa would get off me
At least just fuck more softly
Now my mom gets my clothes for me at Hot Topic
I dress like a Nazi
I'm pissed all the time
I can't wait to see where the wild things are
I say words like discombobulated, meloncholy

(Damn Enderman man, Enderman stealin shit. Damn Enderman man, Enderman stealin shit)
(Damn Enderman man, Enderman stealin shit. Damn Enderman man, Enderman stealin shit)
C-C-C-Careful of the Enderman he's
Black
He will get angry if you look at him and
Attack you
He's black, and he'll steal, he'll rob your blocks
He cannot swim, cannot swim at all

[Chorus]
Ru- ru- ru- ru- Russia is gay
Russia's gay
In it everyone has aids
& they all got it from butt sex
Their president finger bangs them little kids

[Verse 1]

[Verse 1]
Hear a knock on the door, it's the cops again
(We know you're in there)
Said hold on could I finish my Chicken
(almost done with this bucket)
They said we got a report that you did some shit
(SHHHHHEEEEEEEEIIIITT)
I said "please officer, let me explain"