- Johnny's Birthday Song
I'm nobody so don't cross me cross-breed pavement special
Illegitimate son of fungus the mutated lung
Scoping the headlines glaring pictures over-simplified text
Hitting their senses entering human consciousness
Without a necessity for an intermediary process of reason
Like food shot through the rectum requiring no digestion
I'm stuffing a dead chicken into a glass bottle then filling the bottle with milk
I'm gonna seal that bottle tighter than a yoga-locked vagina
- Long Street
What hell is that
Frank is going
Get away
I don't want you going to the woods again kids and I'm warning you
The people of Long Street lived very simple lives
They had wonderful natures were never impolite
Up until the day the Juju Man came to town
Check it out as I break it down
- Random Boy and Kidtronic
Randomboy opened his front door and there stood Kidtronic, ridiculously punctual as usual
Yo Randomboy (said Kidtronic through his electronic telepathic-interfacer)
Yo
Check this out (He continued whilst downloading a game into Randomboy's playground)
I made this last night It's called Long Street I am the Jujuman
You are Snufflegruff
Which I still think is whack you should make up your own
Hey man (Interrupted Randomboy)
- Scum Deluxe
Your kings are not righteous
Your heroes are not strong
Your empire is crumbling
We've been sent to save your children
Everything is going to get better
It's written in the stars
We aren't who they think we are
You can't fight what you can't see
- Sweet Thing
Mmm you look fine sunshine
You and me should maybe like hang-out sometime
We could do fun stuff and get all creative
You could tell me what little girls are made of
I think it's wonderful that you like to stay buff
If you like we could even play rough
So what you say love don't you wanna hook me up with your digits
Then I could come and visit and you'll be like um who is it
- The Competition
Yo, two one check mic ? uh, watch me spark my verse
By kicking my opening line in reverse for these customers
Could I interest you in a little shot of neuro-linguistic programming
Woah ? this beat is banging ? oh well, lemme not leave you hanging
Right now you feeling very very lovely
Bouncing around all lively and bubbly, it might very well be something
I said that got you all super-charged like this
Bouncing up and down like a bunch of grass-hoppers
- The Ziggurat
The Constructus Corporation for saw the destruction of the power points well in advance
The Ziggurat already had left the earths surface and was far out of harms way by the time the chaos began
This goliath definition of comfortable living was fortified by an entirely impenetrable ancient defense system
And soared several thousand feet above the hell-realm below following the sun
The Ziggurat housed an entirely autonomous society
Who lived completely harmonious lives and were virtually free from suffering
This airborne megalopolis existed perfectly outside the laws of nature