What hell is that Frank is going Get away I don't want you going to the woods again kids and I'm warning you The people of Long Street lived very simple lives They had wonderful natures were never impolite Up until the day the Juju Man came to town Check it out as I break it down Misses Lekkerlegs was busy hanging her washing on the line So what happened next was definitely like the last thing on her mind An unfamiliar voice behind her said how do you do Now I'm very well thanks she replied but now who are you The strange character in the top hat and a long black coat Introduced himself politely and then said on that note I'd like to show you another something that I doubt you've ever seen Here, take a look at this beautiful machine The strange little gadget started changing like magic And cleverly made it's way up to the clothesline In a blink of an eye removed the clothes And spun them around till they were dry And had them all folded very neatly in no time Oh my said Misses Lekkerlegs was quite taken back Very curious about this mysterious character in black And very soon the whole town was making a scene About the Juju man and his amazing machine Something very extraordinary Is going to happen at the Long Street Carnival (Do what I'm telling you) Something very extraordinary Is going to happen at the Long Street Carnival (What what are you talking about) The next day the Juju man went walking through town Well aware of what everybody was talking about He had some time to kill before his appointment a little later with the mayor So he took this opportunity to socialize a bit And just between you and me the most surprising shit is about to spark The strangest things that could happen are coming out the dark Just when you expect them least the lies never rest in peace Anyway today was kinda like quite an important day uh Everybody had come to see the Juju Man's special present for the mayor He greeted the crowd with a bow and opened his big fat sack And at that, presented the mayor with the black backpack Everybody standing 'round went oh The mayor put it on and was like (Hmm what does it do) All of the sudden two long metal arms and bright red buttons at the end Extended from out of the backpack Grab a hold of them my friend The mayor followed this instruction and felt the power surge As the special metal wings emerged Then everybody cried out with glee As the major took off clumsily like a bumblebee Something very extraordinary Is going to happen at the Long Street Carnival (You know whatever I'm trying to do my work so just shut up) Something very extraordinary Is going to happen at the Long Street Carnival (Hey I mean I totally got no time come on men I have consideration) (Meanwhile in the woods) Now Snuffle gruff called an important meeting with the Boom-Band Something funny is goin' on we better do somethin' about it soon man There's a humongous metal fungus spreading, and everyone's acting weird And the strangest thing of all is we're the only ones who can see it We gotta do something to get everyone's attention And hit them with our supernatural frequency selection We can build a big thing on the back of my grandpa's donkey cart And take a nice slow cruise through town with our fat beats pumping hard And we could call it uhm oh yeah The Long Street Carnival! Cause I know that Juju Man is definitely up to something horrible Okay we got quite a lot of stuff to do so come on let's get busy The big fish is about to get taken out by some crazy little fishes (Stop this) The big day arrived as advertised and everyone got with the festive vibe As he sun rose to bless the sky by shining extra bright Well Snuffle gruff mesmerized these humans with his magnificent vibration Even some visitors from afar where like (Man isn't this song crazy) The speakers bumped as the Boom-Band freaked the funk And all the smiling people feeling the song singing along Without a care in the world, all shouting and clapping All totally unaware of what is about to happen Something very extraordinary Is going to happen at the Long Street Carnival (Listen old man come on man you being a pain in my ass just for one second) Something very extraordinary Is going to happen at the Long Street Carnival (Get out Sir please get out I can't work if you here just please leave George) (Goodness gracious) The Boom-Band bloomed beautifully that sunny afternoon The day the machine stopped working was a day no one would forget soon A terribly dreadful cry pierced through the Long Street Carnival As the Juju Man emerged from his brand new house on the hill He cried like some kind of evil alien new-born As the Boom-Band's incredible metaphysical vibe revealed his true form People screamed as the evil fiend Morphed into some kinda park-town-prawn-like monster Watching him emitting a excruciating high pitched squeak like when you cook a lobster Most of the crowd scattered, others started praying But the Boom-Band just kept on playing The creator rose into the air, squirming and started spraying This disgusting, smelly yellow stuff as it flew back to its master With his tail between his legs and everybody lived happily ever after The End (So you hit those alien takes) Без заботы в мире все кричат и хлопают в ладоши Все совершенно не знают о том, что должно произойти Что -то очень необычное Сможет случиться на карнавале на длинной улице (Слушай старик, иди, Человек, ты боли в моей заднице только на одну секунду) Что -то очень необычное Сможет случиться на карнавале на длинной улице (Убери сэр, пожалуйста, уходи, я не могу работать, если вы здесь, пожалуйста, оставьте Джордж) (Добра мило) Бандинг прекрасно расцвел в тот солнечный день День, когда машина перестала работать, был день, когда никто не забудет в ближайшее время Ужасно ужасный крик, пронзивший карнавал на длинной улице Когда человек -джуджу вышел из своего нового дома на холме Он плакал, как какой-то злой инопланетянин новорожденный Поскольку невероятная метафизическая атмосфера бэм-бэнда раскрыла его истинную форму Люди кричали как злой изверг Превратился в какого-то вроде монстра, похожая на парк-таун Наблюдая за тем, как он излучает мучительный высокий скрип, как когда вы готовите лобстера Большая часть толпы разбросана, другие начали молиться Но бум-группа просто продолжала играть Создатель поднялся в воздух, извивался и начал распылять Это отвратительное, вонючие желтые вещи, когда он возвращался к своему хозяину С хвостом между ногами, и все жили долго и счастливо после Конец (Итак, вы попали в эти инопланетные беру)