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01. Theme Tune
02. Dig That Groove Baby
03. Dougy Giro
04. Spiders In The Dressing Room
05. Glenda And The Test Tube Baby
06. Up The Garden Path
07. Nellie The Elephant
08. Poor Davey

01. A Far Out Theme Tune
02. She Goes To Finos
03. Razzmatazz Intro
04. Modern Schools Of Motoring
05. Carol Dodds Is Pregnant
06. You And A Box Of Handkerchiefs
07. Bless You My Son
08. My Girlfriend's Dad's A Vicar

01. Idle Gossip
02. Do You Wanna Be Like Dougy Bell
03. The Lambrusco Kid
04. You Won't Be Merry On A North Sea Ferry
05. Harry Cross (A Tribute to Edna)
06. Geordie's Gone to Jail
07. Silly Billy
08. Peter Practice's Practice Place

01. Bare Faced Cheek (Intro)
02. Yul Brynner Was A Skinhead
03. How Do You Deal With Neal
04. Howza Bouta Kiss Babe
05. Fisticuffs In Frederick Street
06. A. Diamond
07. Quick To Quit The Quentin
08. Nowt Can Compare To Sunderland Fine Fare

01. Intro
02. Wakey Wakey Intro
03. Lester Fiddled The Tax Man
04. Pot Belly Bill
05. One Night In Moscow (& We'll Be Russian Home!)
06. Cloughy Is A Bootboy!
07. Sabre Dance
08. Davey's Took The Plunge

01. Gloomy Intro - Toy Dolls Tonic
02. Fat Bob's Feet
03. We Quit The Cavalry
04. The Sphinx Stinks
05. Rodney's Memory
06. Olga Crack Corn
07. Bitten By A Bed Bug!
08. Kids In Tyne & Wear

01. Absurd-Ditties
02. I'm A Telly Addict
03. Terry Talking
04. Ernie Had A Hernia
05. Toccata In Dm
06. My Wife's A Psychopath
07. Sod The Neighbours
08. Melancholy Margaret

01. Orcastrated
02. Poltergeist In The Pantry
03. Please Release Me, Darling I Loathe You
04. Taken For A Mug
05. Any Dream Will Do
06. Harry's Hands
07. David's Xr2
08. Pot Luck Percy

01. Mega Intro
02. One More Megabyte
03. I'm A Lonely Bastard
04. She's A Leech
05. Me 'n' John Williams
06. She'll Be Back With Keith Someday
07. I'm Gonna Be 500 Miles
08. Bachelor Boy - When Gary Married Melanie

01. The Anniversary Waltz
02. My Baby Is A Battleaxe
03. Her With A Hoover
04. Alecs Back
05. Dorkamania
06. Audreys Alone At Last
07. Eine Kleine Nacht Muzik
08. Charlies Watching

01. Our Last Intro
02. The Death Of Barry The Roofer With Vertigo
03. Cheatin' Chick From China
04. Daveys Days
05. No One Knew The Real Emu
06. I Gave My Heart To A Slag Called Sharon From Whitley Bay
07. Jeans Been
08. Rita's Innocent

01. Olgamental Intro
02. Credit Crunch Christmas
03. Molly Was Immoral
04. Sciatica Sucks
05. B.E.E.R
06. Kevin's Cotton Wool Kids
07. Don't Drive Yer Car Up Draycott Avenue
08. Dirty Doreen

Music by: Andrew Lloyd Webber
Lyrics by: Tim Rice
Original version performed in: "Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat" musical
Cover version by: The Toy Dolls

I closed my eyes,
Drew back the curtain –
To see for certain

Charlie was a loafer, Charlie was a lout, huh
But Charlie was the only bloke she ever cared about.

Each night when she's alone, Charlies there

Charlie was an arse, and they said he didn't care
But Charlie had a heart, now with her everywhere.

Brighten up you home, it said in the advert
All your decorating done by an expert
How the hell was I to know he's such a dirty sod
I wanted subtle shades, maybe something duller
There's paint on the chairs & the dogs a different colour
I'm the only bloke I know that does have a day-glo scullery...
[Chorus:]
Dez the demon...never coming back, he's never coming back ooeee

Friday night is bath night this is what they say
We are gonna dig the groove, we've waited all day
We wear trendy trousers with belts a mile too long
We are gonna catch the bus into the town
We are boogie on down...

[Chorus:]
Dig that groove ba-a-by [repeat]

Ran over by a bus up the high street
Dougy only feels a tickle in his feet
The driver shouts Oi! are you alright
But Dougy's on his way
Dougy then has a little mishap
When a geezer comes along and gives him a slap,
Dougy said it's wise that you apologize
Or else you'll face D D D Dougy

My mates warned me long ago
She will make you blue oo oo
They said you've been had

Untidy tart they told me so
The home that I once knew oo oo
Was a filthy floozys pad
ONE MORE, TWO MORE

with a candy floss she stood
on the sand she looked real good, to me
love at first sight, what a drag
i fell for a seaside slag, ooee
over the hills where the lads all yell
left at the tyne tunnel
whitley bay, you broke my heart in two
i hate you...

She looks so diviine & I can't see
Why she prefers that nerd to me
How come she ain't mine, I wanna be
I wish that I could be Ernie

'Ive got the blues, if I could choose
Then I would be in Ernie's shoes ooee, Who's he... Ernie.
It would be my only chance,

I Don't Need A Doctor, I Don't Need A Drugstore
I Don't Need An Injection, I Need To Put The Telly On

Songs Of Praise, Pakistani Plays
I Can't Control My TV Craze

Got Me In A Cold Sweat, I Don't Need No Cigarette
Sh Sh Sh Shakin' Like A Jellyfish, I Need A Satellite Dish

The Toy Dolls
"Idle Gossip"

Guess who's working on the fiddle
tell me who works on the fiddle
I'll tell you who works on the fiddle
oooo ooo Idle gossip
guess who's just come off the pill

Looking at her reflection,
Ivy thought, I'll shock Don
When I get my face lift, when I get my face lift done,
You'll see, Don is gonna want to snog with me
But they all grimace, an insult to the human race
A wifey with Mick Jagger's face
[Chorus:]
Lurid lips, Ivy's...lurid lips Ivy's

My name is Bond! James Bond.

James Bond lives down our street
I've seen him he catches the 32 bus
James Bond lives down our street
sometimes he sits on the back seat with us
he's got a gun strapped to his chest
you can't shoot him in a bullet proof vest

She's in to Superstition, black cats & voodoo dolls
I feel a preminition, that girl's gonna make make me fall
She's in to new sensations, new kicks in candle light
She's got a new addiction, for everyday and night
She'll make you take your clothes off and go
dancin'in the rain
She'll make you live her crazy life,
she'll take away your pain

If you hoo hoo want a lesson or two,
Take a hint you'll pay a mint at...
Modern School, Modern School,
They always say you are doing okay,
It's not true...

[Chorus:]
Come on everybody sing Modern School of Motoring,

To Bombay
A travelling circus came
They brought an intelegent elephant
and Nellie was her name

One dark night
she slipt her iron chain, and of she ran
to Hindustan and was never seen again

iding along in my automobile
My baby beside me at the wheel
I stole a kiss at the turn of a mile
My curiosity running wild
Crusin' and playin' the radio
With no particular place to go

Riding along in my automobile

I Think I'll Ring Kendra
(Ring, Ring) Hello, It's Olga. Can I Speak To Kendra Please?
Just Hold On A Minute Pet. Kendra? Olga's On The Phone
Do You Want To Speak To Him?
Ahhh...I Cannot!

I First Saw Kendra At A Pub Called The Ramside Hall, In Durham
So Sweet And Tender But She Didn't Even See Me At All, No

Stoker is a boy in blue
and he must be the worst
He's a copper!
Stoker someday he'll get you
but you won't be the first
he's a copper
he's a police constable
that makes us feel uncomfortable

There was Davey, there was Davey,
There was Davey, Happy Davey
His girlfriend's gone, his girlfriend's gone away, ay ay ay ay...
All he wants is a room with the stars looking down across Davey,
The sun and the moon and the sky high are just fine for poor Davey,
There's nothing left, there's nothing left,
There's nothing left to see for poor Davey...
He wants to be, he wants to be,

Pot Belly Bill
The Gas Supply Has Been Cut Off, The Telly's On The Blink
Billy Stinks, He Drinks & Spews Up In The Kitchen Sink
He's Sick Of His Bleedin' Life, & He's Gonna Smack The Wife In The Jaw
Billy’s Missus Cleans And Scrubs While Billy's Down The Boozer
But She's Had A Belly Full Now Billy's Gonna Lose Her
She's In Her Dressing Gown, Billy's Breaking Down The Bedroom Door

[Chorus:]
RODNEY REMEMBER ME, RODNEY REMEMBER ME....
SHE HAUNTS RODNEY'S MEMORY

Rodney gave Sheila a slap when she begged him not to drink
"Mind yer own damn bussiness" Rodney snarled, he didn't think
Now everything from then is blurred but Rodney can't forget those words
She cried....

There's a little bear on the loose
He's a lot of fun
children everywhere are gonna love him a lot
he's their number one
Told them about the things that he's done
and he's going to share all of his music with them

Rupert, Rupert the Bear

Billy's confused he's been abused,
Billy's bemused with Barbara,
She went with Billy but he's so silly
She's finished with him now.
All the wedding plans have gone down the drain
Will Billy ever see Babs again?

(Chorus:)

Rant n' rave, don't give a toss, show the snobs next who's boss
Turn the volume to size ten, they 'll never speak to you again
Sod the Sod the Sod the
Sod the Sod the Sod the

Sod the neighbours, we're not proud,
turn it up loud, turn it up loud
Sod the neighbours, don't pack it in,

I was getting dressed late one night
along came a spider and I got a fright
oh I could not squash it flat
No matter how I tried,
And when it looked me in the eye
I ran away to hide...
I put on me Doctor Martin shoes
A battle with the spider that I wasn't gonna loose

The grub was vile, we couldn't crack a smile
We paid twenty smackers just to sail up the Nile
It cos ten quid..
To get stuck inside a pppppyramid.
I'd rather be in Hawaii, cleethorpes or southend
You won't catch us on the Egypt bus again again again.

[Chorus:]