- A Diagnosis
For almost 30 years, I've
known something was wrong
But Mom said weakness
causes bloating
So I tried to be strong
Fake it till you make it
That's how I got by
- Buttload of Cats
It's come to this, like I knew it would
Since I'm now single for good
I know just what I gotta do
I gotta go get myself a buttload of cats
A buttload of cats!
A buttload of cats
Way too many cats
- I'm Just a Boy In Love
I'm just a boy in love
La-la-la-lovey dove
I can't be held responsible for my actions
Oooh, he's a male ingénue
- Makey Makeover
It's a makeover!
Makey make over!
A makey, makey
makey, makey
make over!
Old you in the garbage!
- Ping Pong Girl
WHOA!
YEAH!
OKAY!
HEY!
WHOA!
BROS!
BEER!
SPORTS!
- Strip Away My Conscience
My whole life
I've wanted to be bad
(To be bad, to be bad, to be bad )
But whenever I tried
The result was always sad
(So sad, so pathetic, weak and sad)
However, now I know
- The Math of Love Triangles
Rebecca:
What's a girl to do
when she's stuck between men?
It's like she's a Barbie
with two perfect Ken's!
But wait!
It just occured to me!
- The Sexy Getting Ready Song
[REBECCA, spoken]
Hey Josh, I want to look good for you tonight. So I'm gonna get in touch with my feminine side.
(sung)
Uh, it's the sexy getting-ready song
The sexy getting-ready song
I'm primpin' and pluckin'
I'm brushin' and rubbin'
- We Should Definitely Not Have Sex Right Now
Rebecca:
We should definitely not have sex right now.
We should definitely not have sex right now.
Josh:
It would complicate the situation.
Josh:
- Without Love You Can Save The World
10,000 hours in anything
Makes you an expert
And I've spent way more time
than that frettin' over guys
I've got a BFA, an MFA
And a PhD in obsession
And now I find myself
- You Go First
Rebecca:
We used to be there
for each other every second.
Paula
With one emoji we could read
each other's soul.